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Piss Aspic.
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"Add enough mayonnaise to hold together" 
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Jan 9, 2023 03:38
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Must be that high gravity mayo
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Jan 9, 2023 04:37
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That extra heavy stuff?  Don't worry, it's Real
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What's the purpose of the extra heavy mayo
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its allowed not to mean anything but if you dont put it on the label and someone else does you lose ostensibly it means extra egg yolks but the allowed level of egg yolks overlaps entirely
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a tony lazuto surprise for the target advised to use lite mayo as a medical issue
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If you want to make a cheesy meat and tomato tart that is fine, I'm told that Chicago is quite fond of this. I must object to the use of the word flan and to the use of canned spaghetti though.
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Mymla posted:Is this supposed to be some shocking contrast between ad photo and reality? Because that looks more or less the same. I'm trying to think how I would feel if I got given the eerie ideal burger from the advertising photos and I think I would need to dissect it a bit to make sure it is edible. Whereas sad collapsed burger is the natural state of burger, it is approachable.
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Captain Hygiene posted:That extra heavy stuff? Awww yeah, that's the stuff. I think I was conflating it with the #10 cans of tomato sauce saying 1.06 SPECIFIC GRAVITY
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Composed primarily of deuteriyolks
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Oh poo poo this looks like something made by a dude who wears a cape and names his car
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Good nutrition keeps one's wee especially pert.
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I do not miss the age where they thought advertising had to be 7 paragraphs of text
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hallo spacedog posted:I do not miss the age where they thought advertising had to be 7 paragraphs of text if you sell newsletters or a specific type of course or niche software that age is now
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bob dobbs is dead posted:if you sell newsletters or a specific type of course or niche software that age is now But at least the average ad for sliced bread isn't ten paragraphs counting the ways in which its "wholesomeness" is going to balance your humours.
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"This product ended my decades of gastric pain. I was much given to obstruction of the bowels and pinching of the... [paragraphs removed] ...and its proprietary blend of vital nutrients and healthful fibers, I no longer cough up stool upon waking!" - quote from enthusiastic customer who dies less than a year after this publication
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advertisers realized that they need to cater to a 7th grade reading level some time in the 50's
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I would eat those waffles.
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The only thing wrong with this is all the metal balls sprinkled over the waffles.
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Have people truly forgotten...?
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steinrokkan posted:Have people truly forgotten...? 
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It's been long enough that I think even googling it wouldn't bring up very much
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FreudianSlippers posted:It's been long enough that I think even googling it wouldn't bring up very much 
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I bought a jar of the Clamonaise, opened it to remove the cards, and eventually slathered some of it on a club sandwich. It's definitely clammy. I think I kinda hated it. It's a gigantic jar taking up a ton of space in my tiny fridge and I just haven't been able to bring myself to throw away yet. Btw there are prize cards inside each one of the card packs. I won a pearl. Had to wait about 6 weeks for it to arrive. Pearl is about the size of a grain of rice lmao
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hallo spacedog posted:I do not miss the age where they thought advertising had to be 7 paragraphs of text I was thinking about this when I was looking through books at the library and realized that, until a certain point, a title with the word "Illustrated" in it just meant they wrote more, longer, even more "descriptive" paragraphs about poo poo than they otherwise would have. Not that there's pictures. 
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https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1612830125095112707
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Are burgers SOAKED in gravy a thing anywhere?
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Well, there's four of 'em right there, bud
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