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War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
The only thing Americans like to do more than driving drunk is driving high

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Can't use a manual transmission.

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

for some reason spell it "manuel" transmission

instead of saying "tour" pronounce it "tore" -- this is multi-regional and not a specific dialectic according to my anecdotal research.

Q: What is your main industry?
A: tore-ism

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Weka posted:

I like to call Canadians American, lets face it, they basically are.

Is there anything of interest there?

I enjoy walking by the burnt-out remains of the 3rd Precinct, and if you're coming in for a visit from outside there are worse places to wind up, but if you're bound and determined to visit the Midwest why wouldn't you go to Chicago instead?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Cuttlefush posted:

you should insult them

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
Hi, we're Canadians, we're like Americans but nice! Oh that? It's just a little ongoing genocide just as bad as anything to our south. Pay it no heed. :)

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

slinkimalinki posted:

It's polite to check, lest one inadvertently insult a canadian
non-french canadians are americans

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Minnesota is roughly the same size as the United Kingdom, Ghana or Laos.
in terms of area perhaps. in terms of population it is tiny, and also not sovereign in any fashion.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
lol @ negative numbers hater

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

tristeham posted:

lol @ negative numbers hater

nooo! you can't have a dash in front of the number, that makes it not real! my 3rd grade brain can't parse what it means, noooo!

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

nooo! you can't have a dash in front of the number heat, that makes it not real! my 3rd grade brain linear time universe can't parse what it means, noooo!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
another one lol

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

i support negative numbers and celsius thank you

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
negative energy is absolutely real, have you even read these forums

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Pays $30 for a burger that you can only order as "pink" or "no pink"

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

being madly committed to positivity at all times (see also: at will employment)

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Fuckin integers, how do they work??? :allears:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



mawarannahr posted:

being madly committed to positivity at all times (see also: at will employment)

Practicing "gratitude"

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

my love language is having a servant's heart

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

there are guys on linkedin who call themselves servant leaders

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
they call the grill in their ovens a "broiler"

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

non-french canadians are americans

in terms of area perhaps. in terms of population it is tiny, and also not sovereign in any fashion.

lol if you think the UK could win a fight against Minnesota

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

exmarx posted:

they call the grill in their ovens a "broiler"

you call the top burner on the inside of an oven a grill??

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
What do you call a grill then?

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
A barbecue, usually

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Trixie Hardcore posted:

What do you call a grill then?

something outside where the heat comes from the bottom, often but not always synonymous with bbq

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Trixie Hardcore posted:

lol if you think the UK could win a fight against Minnesota
another thing americans do: make everything about violence

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

y'all know we got that thang on us

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Trixie Hardcore posted:

lol if you think the UK could win a fight against Minnesota

wut

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

A Buttery Pastry posted:

another thing americans do: make everything about violence

when all you have is a hammer etc

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

not train their dogs

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I, personally, could easily defeat Minnesota.

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Animal husbandry... TO THE XTREME

https://twitter.com/Irkutyanin1/status/1579509565418504193

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
playing the national anthem at sports matches

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

i say swears online posted:

something outside where the heat comes from the bottom, often but not always synonymous with bbq

No, I know what grill is, I was asking what people who call their broiler a grill call grills.


I was pointing out that many US states are very big and in fact as big as some countries to illustrate why some Americans reply with their home state when asked where they’re from. State identities are often the first thing that springs to mind when an American is asked where they are from. Also, they were talking mad poo poo about how Minnesota’s pop so tiny as though they thought they had a chance to defeat Minnesota, a laughable challenge.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

another thing americans do: make everything about violence

How loving dare you, why don’t come over here and say that to my face and see who’s about to make everything about violence.


Weka posted:

I, personally, could easily defeat Minnesota.

I’d like to see you loving try.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

A Buttery Pastry posted:

another thing americans do: make everything about violence

this isn’t particular to Americans at all really

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
they own big houses in the suburbs and then their brain gets all hosed up from owning a big house in the suburbs

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

vyelkin posted:

they own big houses in the suburbs and then their brain gets all hosed up from owning a big house in the suburbs

Hot one out there today, huh?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Did they breed a pitbull with a lizard? This is pug levels of hosed up immorality.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I’d like to see you loving try.

Done. The simple act of living well while Minnesotans suffer is an easy hybrid warfare victory.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Lib and let die posted:

Hot one out there today, huh?

could fry an egg out here, chief

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