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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Twelve by Pies posted:

The only reason I still care about Sinfest is I'm just waiting for Monique to turn straight. I still am convinced it's going to happen soon.

It'll never happen. He needs his token lesbian mouthpiece character.
What he's gonna have her do is "save" her girlfriend from the Devil, but in a much more condensed way than when that nerdy dude turned his devil girlfriend not-evil through the power of generally being polite.

"You have to quit working for the devil!"
"Why tho?"
"Because he's the devil!"
"Oh yeah."
*3 days of the Blue Devilgirl being angry and bitter and lonely and feeling betrayed, and is absolutely in the wrong for this*

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Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
Well what do you know, with all the crude humour and rear end and tits and dicks on display, that Charlie Hebdo cover is actually clever.

ZZT the Fifth
Dec 6, 2006
I shot the invisible swordsman.

the_steve posted:

It'll never happen. He needs his token lesbian mouthpiece character.

Does he? He's already used "screaming/screeching feminist" memes in previous comics. I'm pretty sure he's rejecting feminism at this point.


Hooo, he really is keeping up the "johnocide"/"genocide" pun/dogwhistle, huh. I figure it's only a matter of time until Ishida has the zombie handmaid do some loving Triumph of the Will poo poo at this point.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

This is a flip of Dutton's questions about the model of an indigenous Voice to Parliament. I don't know why Dutton is a ghost.

Rowe:

China raises Australia’s hopes over detained pair and trade disputes amid thaw in relations (Guardian). "Chinese envoy in Canberra largely positive about enhancing ties between countries while stepping up criticism of Aukus security deal".

Spooner:

Chris Bowen, the energy and climate change minister, who unveiled changes to the "safeguard mechanism" that increases caps on the emissions of the most polluting industries. Labor's reforms to safeguard mechanism 'pro climate' and 'pro industry, Chris Bowen says (Canberra Times).

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Trapezium Dave posted:

Spooner:

Chris Bowen, the energy and climate change minister, who unveiled changes to the "safeguard mechanism" that increases caps on the emissions of the most polluting industries. Labor's reforms to safeguard mechanism 'pro climate' and 'pro industry, Chris Bowen says (Canberra Times).

YO WHAT? :psyduck:

Comparing CO2 emission norms to mustard gas is truly the take of the year :stare:

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

ZZT the Fifth posted:


Hooo, he really is keeping up the "johnocide"/"genocide" pun/dogwhistle, huh. I figure it's only a matter of time until Ishida has the zombie handmaid do some loving Triumph of the Will poo poo at this point.
I feel like she's going to go on a shooting spree.

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
She'll probably only shoot people who've slept with prostitutes or watched porn, though, so that's alright since those people are moral voids.

In an unrelated discussion, did you ever hear that the University of Montreal once tried to perform a study on how watching porn for the first time affected men? They had to cancel that portion of the work because they could not locate any men in their twenties who had not watched porn.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



idonotlikepeas posted:

She'll probably only shoot people who've slept with prostitutes or watched porn, though, so that's alright since those people are moral voids.

In an unrelated discussion, did you ever hear that the University of Montreal once tried to perform a study on how watching porn for the first time affected men? They had to cancel that portion of the work because they could not locate any men in their twenties who had not watched porn.

The Amish?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

ZZT the Fifth posted:

Hooo, he really is keeping up the "johnocide"/"genocide" pun/dogwhistle, huh. I figure it's only a matter of time until Ishida has the zombie handmaid do some loving Triumph of the Will poo poo at this point.

Given that the zombies have also represented trans people/ trans allies / anyone Ishida dislikes in a particular week, the implications are Not Good

e: as opposed to the regular implications of sinfest, of course, which are fine and beyond reproach

Angepain fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Jan 11, 2023

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

ZZT the Fifth posted:

Does he? He's already used "screaming/screeching feminist" memes in previous comics. I'm pretty sure he's rejecting feminism at this point.

That's exactly why he needs her. The screeching DASGDC feminists are clearly the wrong ones, because they see trans people as people and are therefore part of the Groominati.

Monique is his Calm Hitler.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.




Well I'm glad this artist agrees with me that Matt Gaetz looks kind of like Butthead.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Angepain posted:

Given that the zombies have also represented trans people/ trans allies / anyone Ishida dislikes in a particular week, the implications are Not Good

e: as opposed to the regular implications of sinfest, of course, which are fine and beyond reproach
Yeah this isn't even the first time he's done a cartoon about how we should kill all """"""zombies"""""". He's gone past right wing radicalization and is into full on purge mode.

Dial911
Mar 18, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

Xiahou Dun posted:

Well I'm glad this artist agrees with me that Matt Gaetz looks kind of like Butthead.

If we're using their world as twisted allegory for Congress I nominate Boebert as Daria, all she needs is the green jacket to complete the look.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Dial911 posted:

If we're using their world as twisted allegory for Congress I nominate Boebert as Daria, all she needs is the green jacket to complete the look.

Yes but I like Daria.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

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drat those all sound cool as hell

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011


No cartoonist gets into quite a stamping-their-feet, snot-dribbling-off-their-nose tantrum about anyone wearing a face mask in public like Payne. It's his third distinguishing quality after "car good" and "if global warming why cold."

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT


Silly dawg, you have no opposable thumbs, you can't hold those trophies up!

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

ajkalan posted:

No cartoonist gets into quite a stamping-their-feet, snot-dribbling-off-their-nose tantrum about anyone wearing a face mask in public like Payne. It's his third distinguishing quality after "car good" and "if global warming why cold."

Fourth. You forgot "snooty liberal turning up their nose while closing their eyes and riding in a limo".

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Clay Bennett




Jeff Danziger




Jeff Stahler




Mike Smith




Jimmy Margulies




Ed Gamble



"Well, thank you for trying, President Mexico."


David M. Hitch

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Man, I'm actively trying to think less about Sinfest this year, but Johns weren't the reason 2022 died. She died because she stopped taking her meds, and because she was an anthropomorphic concept whose existence was tied to a specific date.

If you want to write a story where a prostitute is killed by a John and then her other prostitute friend goes on a revenge rampage and kills a bunch Johns then fine, do that! There's probably a bunch of grindhouse movies with that exact same plot already, in the right hands it might even be a fun ride! But that's not what you wrote! Total creative control and not a single plot point or character motivation feels related.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch


I dunno who this hitch guy is but he sucks rear end. He's like a really terrible KAL.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Grape posted:

Fourth. You forgot "snooty liberal turning up their nose while closing their eyes and riding in a limo".

Also known as the "hypocritical bumper stickers", a classic

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Vib Rib posted:

I dunno who this hitch guy is but he sucks rear end. He's like a really terrible KAL.

He's not very productive, but yes, he sucks. The first cartoon of him that I remember seeing was someone covered in MS-13 face tattoos saying something along the lines of "I'm just looking for my mummy and daddy :("

Anyway...

A.F. Branco





Al Goodwyn



Andy Marlette



Chip Bok



Chris Britt



Gary Varvel



Michael Ramirez



The syndication page I get these from also has Ramirez in Spanish. For some reason, this one hasn't been translated.

Mike Luckovich



Steve Breen



Tom Stiglich



Skios fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Jan 11, 2023

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Skios posted:

Steve Kelly



Skelly's new artistic style is, uhm, interesting. Not sure what it means though.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Nenonen posted:

Skelly's new artistic style is, uhm, interesting. Not sure what it means though.

It means I hosed up the original post and confused the two Steves. That's Steve Breen. Fixed it now.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Man, I'm actively trying to think less about Sinfest this year, but Johns weren't the reason 2022 died. She died because she stopped taking her meds, and because she was an anthropomorphic concept whose existence was tied to a specific date.

If you want to write a story where a prostitute is killed by a John and then her other prostitute friend goes on a revenge rampage and kills a bunch Johns then fine, do that! There's probably a bunch of grindhouse movies with that exact same plot already, in the right hands it might even be a fun ride! But that's not what you wrote! Total creative control and not a single plot point or character motivation feels related.
"I'm mad that time passes, someone is to blame for this" is an understandable motive for Tats though :v:

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Citizens United in Delusion

Ted Rall posted:

“Take money out of politics.” That’s always the prescription. But you can’t get money out of politics until you take money out of society.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


So, the speaker's gavel is a two headed gavel with the speaker himself on one end and 'rules reforms' on the other?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Skios posted:


Michael Ramirez



Thank god he labeled the sieve

Also what does this mean? Sieves do the job of letting what you want through and holding back the stuff you don't want. Is this sieve broken? It doesn't look like it. The border SHOULD be a sieve, unless you want to block everything including trade

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Microplastics posted:

Thank god he labeled the sieve

Also what does this mean? Sieves do the job of letting what you want through and holding back the stuff you don't want. Is this sieve broken? It doesn't look like it. The border SHOULD be a sieve, unless you want to block everything including trade

I was wondering the same thing. I guess to understand it, you have to first share his opinion that migrants are a flood, rather than people.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Should have made the sieve a busted condom.

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

I guarantee Ramirez entire thought process was 'Leaking like a Sieve'. That's it, that's the whole thing. I'm not sure metaphor is something he actually understands on a conscious level.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




E:nm

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
In Dutch it's 'As leaky as a basket' - which at least makes some sense, because while putting a liquid in a wicker basket is dumb, a basket is at least designed with the idea of fully containing what you put in it.

Also, I just noticed Branco gave God stigmata. Either that, or his idea of Jesus is about thirty-five feet tall.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Man, I'm actively trying to think less about Sinfest this year, but Johns weren't the reason 2022 died. She died because she stopped taking her meds, and because she was an anthropomorphic concept whose existence was tied to a specific date.

If you want to write a story where a prostitute is killed by a John and then her other prostitute friend goes on a revenge rampage and kills a bunch Johns then fine, do that! There's probably a bunch of grindhouse movies with that exact same plot already, in the right hands it might even be a fun ride! But that's not what you wrote! Total creative control and not a single plot point or character motivation feels related.
In fact it was the opposite, her freaky anthropomorphic time-being nature was killing Johns with some kind of rapid aging side effect.

Like, that was the plot? They thought they were using her but only ended up destroying themselves? Right? I guess he just forgot what he was trying to say?

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Yes drunky duck. It was the Biden administration who negotiated the Taliban's return to power.

Kellies Nomination: Worst Gaslighting

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





There's signs that there's forces within the Taliban who wants to reverse the ban on women in education precisely because of the costs the world is imposing on them.

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