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Skios
Oct 1, 2021


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Zelensky is NO Churchill

Cartoon Published January 10th, 2023

We’ve all heard the comparison of Ukraine’s leader, Volodymyr Zelensky, to Winston Churchill. All the warmongers on the left and many on the right enthusiastically repeat the nonsense. Even establishment cartoonists have penned work showing how Zelensky is following in the footsteps of Churchill.

It’s all BS.

Churchill would despise Zelensky for what he is: A little puppet con man who is ripping off US taxpayers for the benefit of the globalist rulers as well as for himself and his cronies running Ukraine.

However, if you object to Zelensky they will make parallels to you being a Hitler pacifist if not an outright Nazi. The left uses a predictable and dog-eared playbook: They always trot out their Hitler straw man to describe anyone with whom they disagree. In this instance, they were forced to engage in some strenuous mental gymnastics to compare Putin to Hitler. They have even gone so far as to compare the ‘America First’ MAGA-minded as being Hitler lovers.

They militantly ignore the fact that Zelensky has literal Nazis fighting in his army.

They also ignore the fact that Putin was part of the Soviet Union, a country that fought Hitler during World War II. Over 10 million Russian soldiers died fighting Hitler. At that time the west was allied with one of the most brutal dictators in history—Joseph Stalin, who was far more evil and ruthless than Putin—but Joe always gets a pass from the left because he advanced their precious socialism.

Without any historical perspective at all, the neocon right and the Marxist left continue to tell us that Putin is just like Hitler because he invaded what they call a ‘democracy’ known as Ukraine.

The problem there is Ukraine isn’t a democracy—especially not now. NATO and the CIA made sure of that when they removed Ukraine’s lawfully-elected president, Viktor Yanukovych, in 2014. Turns out Yanukovych wanted closer ties with Ukraine’s traditional ally, Russia. Nope, the globalists couldn’t have that, so they had Zelensky, a comedian who once played the piano with his penis, installed to run their money-laundering whorehouse, complete with the installation of bioweapons labs. Corruption ran rampant and Hunter Biden got his paychecks from Burisma, and Joe the ‘big guy’ got his 10 percent.

Zelensky soon began his campaign of genocide by bombing Russians in the Donbas region to the east. Yes, he WANTED a war with Russia. Or I should say his globalist masters wanted the war. Over 100 billion unaccountable dollars has since flowed into Ukraine and many are getting fabulous amounts of money in kickbacks. Our Military Industrial Complex certainly is happy—they have a new war with which to enrich themselves.

If we had not given Zelensky a dime, he would have instantly sued for peace with Russia and many lives and dollars would have been saved. Ukraine would have agreed not to join NATO and probably ceded the Donbas region to the Russians. It’s already over 90 percent Russian there anyway. Instead, we have a vicious little tyrant and grifter who shows up to a loudly-applauding Congress wearing a green tee shirt and shrilly calls for endless billions of dollars while he shuts down all political opposition at home. He has closed Russian Orthodox churches and seized their wealth. He has banned the Russian language and all opposition media. Some democracy. He has vowed never to hold peace talks with Putin. Instead, he wants Putin dead. (So does Sean Hannity and many other war mongers here in America). The war flames continue to be fanned and we could see a much greater conflagration. And for what? The US has no strategic interest in that region. We need to protect our own border—not some unstable country with constantly shifting borders. Why can’t we heed our Founding Fathers’ advice and avoid foreign entanglements? Instead we continue to spark new wars all over he world.

Zelensky is closer to being Hitler than Churchill. Zelensky is willing to hold a scorched earth policy and fight to the last Ukrainian and even the last American. He favors nuclear war if that’s what it takes. Apparently many on the war mongering, virtue- signaling left favor nuclear war as well. Pure insanity.

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It ain’t easy being MAGA is it?



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Uni-Party, “We’re Back in Business Baby!”
Cartoon Published January 8th, 2023

Now that the House has elected a Speaker, they can begin governing everyone again. Many were terrified at the prospect of not having a functioning government there to tell them what to do while enacting new and expensive legislation that robs their pockets and liberty. Those who worship big government can now get back on their knees and spout a prayer of thanks.

Speaker McCarthy is a very experienced politician and that’s not a good thing. It means he’s used to compromising and getting along to go along. He revealed his ‘tell’ in his acceptance speech. He invoked the name of Lincoln and how great that president was and blah blah blah. Lincoln was NOT a great president. He is worshipped because he was the victor of a bloody Civil War. Schoolbooks mold young minds and they end up parroting the statist praise. Lincoln caused the deaths of 620,000 men. 1.5 million casualties total when the injured are factored in and that’s a huge number considering the US population was around 31 million back then. Lincoln trampled on the Constitution and arrested his political opponents. He helped create a strong central government and weakened the rights of individual states. Big government has grown ever since and now it’s a dominating leviathan of force and power. Our politicians love that power and all the money that goes with it.

Everyone saw how angry McCarthy became when one of the last MAGA holdouts, Matt Gaetz refused to vote for him. The Neocon RINO Representative Mike Rogers of Alabama was so incensed that he seemed to threaten violence toward Gaetz. This is not surprising, because Rogers probably thought his gravy train was being unduly delayed. Too many go to Congress ostensibly to represent their voters, but when they get there they go along with the Uniparty and then they get very rich due to insider trading and kickbacks. They get very comfortable and end up doing all they can to support the Swamp rather than drain it.

Promises were made this time around, but to me they were made to be broken. Let’s start with cancelling the 87,000 armed IRS agents who will be ready to swoop down on the middle class and destroy them. We know the socialist Democrats love the IRS. They pretend the IRS will go after the rich, but the middle class can’t afford tax lawyers, so they will suffer the most. The Democrats will never relinquish their power to transfer money from hard working people and give it to various victims du jour. The RINOs will be enlisted to go along. Most likely we’ll see a small cut in the amount of those new IRS agents—and you can be sure the Republicans will cynically trumpet it as a victory.

The Republican Party loves to complain, but they do little to stop the spending, the debt, the open borders, and the open corruption taking place. That’s because they benefit from many of those problems. The complaining is for the benefit of their voters. Trey Gowdy did this when he was a Representative in the House. Now that he’s on Fox News, he parrots the warmonger establishment NeoCon, Sean Hannity. Remember, when the Republicans were in charge during Trump’s first two years, the wall was not built, and real change was not made. Expect more of the same inertia.

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The Republican-controlled House has to put up or shut up. At this point I’m in ‘show me’ mode.

I have a feeling they’ll show us the same old same old.

— Ben Garrison

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Why is Putin cosplaying as Churchill?

Seriously that looks nothing like Ol' Winston.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Tories’ anti-strike legislation — The business secretary will be able to decide statutory minimum service levels for a string of public services, in terms of a new anti-strike bill condemned by Labour as likely to increase stoppages"; UK air accident officials to investigate failure to get satellites into orbit

Telegraph:

Olaf Scholz under pressure to release Leopard II tanks to Ukraine after Poland and Finland pledge

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

How the world’s media reacted to Prince Harry’s book Spare

Evening Standard:

Ambulance crews and 999 handlers strike putting patients at risk, union admits

ZZT the Fifth
Dec 6, 2006
I shot the invisible swordsman.

Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (Anti-Semitism)

Hooooooly gently caress this isn't even a dogwhistle, just straight up Happy Merchant poo poo.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Also, I’ll say it: Churchill should not be the standard we hold our leaders to. And that’s not because I consider Churchill an unrealistically high standard.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Pants Donkey posted:

Also, I’ll say it: Churchill should not be the standard we hold our leaders to. And that’s not because I consider Churchill an unrealistically high standard.

And in 1941 the ilk of Garrison were still strongly in the America First isolationist camp, he wouldn't have given a penny to Churchill.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The whole thing is a mess even by Zyklon Ben standards.

Putin is a soviet socialist like Stalin who fought Hitler but was worse than Hitler but the left forgives him so we must let Putin have the Donbas and not listen to the globalists who are giving money to the military industrial complex by robbing America First.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

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they will make parallels to you being a Hitler pacifist if not an outright Nazi.

what the gently caress is a hitler pacifist, ben

did he mean apologist?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Ben is right, Zelensky is nothing like Churchill. He hasn't starved millions of Bengalis to death, for one.

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

churchill should be eternally grateful for hitler, because without hitler he wouldn't have anyone to be compared favorably with. ben is likely also grateful for hitler but for a much more straightforward reason

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:


Rowe:

Cardinal George Pell dies in Rome aged 81 after hip surgery; former Vatican finances chief was Australia's top-ranking Catholic (ABC).

Wilcox:


Spooner:

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




What's with the 'Moar Mahney'? What accent is he aping there? The crocodile did it in the other one too.

China Daily

Wear these before looking at China by Luo Jie


Le Monde

by Amorim from Brazil
Constitution
Federal Republic of Brazil

Charlie Hebdo

Some more commentary on Khamenei

Loving and Distinguished homage to the pubic lice of freedom of expression


"gently caress, another Charlie Hebdo caricature."
Khamenei still has a child's heart.
"There's nothing like repression in life."

:nws: Sex doll

Khamenei: A misunderstood artist
"I'm trying to make art accessible to everyone. You'll be my muse. Caricature isn't for me, I'll try still-lifes."

The following accompanied an article on the raising of the retirement age in France from 62 to 65, which is going to be proposed once again and hotly contested if it doesn't outright fail.


Family is peace
"We only disagree about the retirement age."


Young French no longer want to work for their retirement.
"Thankfully, there are still countries where they still respect their elderly."


Sign the Armistice in time
"Stop taking advantage of your retirement so I can go back to financing myself."
"Stop taking advantage of your financing my retirement."

NWS: Clothed lap dance

"I won't be able to keep this up for 43 years."
"Me either!"


The old fed up with the young
"Our knowledge no longer interests them.


War between the generations: Get to the point
Room for dialogue


Solidarity between generations
Retirement Zone at 65
"We're going to try to give you some homemade jam."
Sinfest

bartok
May 10, 2006



Did Stantis get a new artist or is this a pre-Eric Allie rerun? Also lol that they colored the yellow dog thing's arms are the same color as Carmen in the last frame.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Ishida still pushing himself as hard as he can every single day to find new ways of missing points and torturing metaphors

Dial911
Mar 18, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

What's Ishida on about with that one? Are we supposed to know who those "clients" are? Or is this just more of his incomprehensable bullshit? :psyduck:

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
isn't sex work legal in his dystopia? What's to black mail?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dial911 posted:

What's Ishida on about with that one? Are we supposed to know who those "clients" are? Or is this just more of his incomprehensable bullshit? :psyduck:

It's basically just a straight read of capital's relationship to labor, but given how often his turns have coincided with the general sentiments of extremely online FARTs I'd imagine there was probably a Guardian op-ed a week or two ago about how all people who patronize sex workers should be exterminated and also how could communism do this to us. I wouldn't be surprised if they're the last bloc who will give him the time of day.

edit - it's probably building up to some doubly incomprehensible Epstein island arc

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

If the main purpose of the dominant Sinfest religion is to make sex work acceptable then what the hell are you going to blackmail them with, being too devout?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Wasn't 2022 the daughter of Patriotic Man and Traditional Woman? I seem to recall a hospital scene but they never seemed too distraught about any of it beyond that and made no appearance here

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Maybe paying for sex with the personification of a calendar is bad in sinfestworld or something?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Strictly speaking, that arc violated a lot of terms of service on account of her technically being a minor, but Ishida is a libertarian after all even if he's the American sort

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Epic High Five posted:

Wasn't 2022 the daughter of Patriotic Man and Traditional Woman? I seem to recall a hospital scene but they never seemed too distraught about any of it beyond that and made no appearance here

I think that was 2021, I think 2022 was found and raised by the church of SLUTSWHORESSLUTTYSLUTSLUTS. And maybe also whatever he thinks trans people are? I'm not even sure if that's the same church, or a seperate one also run by the Devil that God also happens to be cool with?

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003

I once again apologize for nitpicking the least important element of one of these, but wouldn't those words in panel two be backwards from the villain's point of view?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Fortunately for Tats, Woke is just mirrored English.

For this comic.

For panel two of this comic.

Consistency is hard.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Dial911 posted:

What's Ishida on about with that one? Are we supposed to know who those "clients" are? Or is this just more of his incomprehensable bullshit? :psyduck:

I think it's just generic "Politicians, Generals, Other wealthy and influential people"

Epic High Five posted:

Wasn't 2022 the daughter of Patriotic Man and Traditional Woman? I seem to recall a hospital scene but they never seemed too distraught about any of it beyond that and made no appearance here

That was 2021, who was basically a Superman origin story ripoff. The stork got shot down by devil drones and she was found in the woods and raised by the virtuous magas.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

IDK why, but I just imagine him being smug about the cleverness of 2022's serial number being MM-22.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

100YrsofAttitude posted:

What's with the 'Moar Mahney'? What accent is he aping there? The crocodile did it in the other one too.

I unironically believe he's trying to do a Borat accent.

thisusedyet
Feb 14, 2012

My post... it sucks!!!

Guavanaut posted:

Maybe paying for sex with the personification of a calendar is bad in sinfestworld or something?

Of course that would be bad, imagine the papercuts

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I imagine Churchill would actually have been overjoyed if someone found a way he could side with Nazis to attack Russia

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

This is news to me because everyone says "We never hear about the ozone layer anymore because we fixed it*"


*The cause of the harm to the ozone layer,
(But they never say this part:)
and the ozone layer probably recover before you die of old age.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Trapezium Dave posted:

If the main purpose of the dominant Sinfest religion is to make sex work acceptable then what the hell are you going to blackmail them with, being too devout?

ishida doesn't believe sex workers or trans people are people, which means the idea that someone else might genuinely hold that belief is completely alien to him

none of the bad guys fundamentally disagree with the author, they just pretend to disagree in order to control the world through the (((woke))) agenda, obviously just because sex work is legal and acceptable in the ishidaverse doesn't mean it's actually legal and acceptable in the ishidaverse

all the chud cartoonists have this in common, they don't actually believe that world views other than their own exists, there are only different flavors of fascist who want to oppress different flavors of Other

Zulily Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Jan 12, 2023

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Randalor posted:

I think that was 2021, I think 2022 was found and raised by the church of SLUTSWHORESSLUTTYSLUTSLUTS. And maybe also whatever he thinks trans people are? I'm not even sure if that's the same church, or a seperate one also run by the Devil that God also happens to be cool with?

Was it ever revealed how the devil nabbed 2022 in the first place? In 2021 it was a big deal that the storks had developed defensive measures with force fields and decoys and that is why the devil didn't get her. 2022 just showed up in a brothel one day.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh poo poo, better get to that negotiating table and make them a good offer, then!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
-KJP
white
house
spokesman

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Things like the Tulsa Race Riots are definitely something Mike Lester cares deeply about. gently caress you, you disingenuous hack. Anyway...

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Tom Stiglich

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich


Your family are the most likely to be harmed by having a lovely oven in the house. A guns analogy?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich



THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

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Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich



Is that an oven? What?

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