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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

OK. imma give these a try.

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DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I was wondering who could write such an utter jumbled mess of words bouncing from one tone and topic to the next seemingly at random, and, like the climax of a good mystery, the answer was laid bare at the end for all to see with just the evidence presented.

Every piece of vile filth had some poo poo to say.

Bonus points to Proof The Present Day Is Just A poo poo Repeat Of the Past Joh Bjelke-Katter for the line "Cut short by a bunch of pygmies", I bet he's real proud of that. oval office.

Oh yeah shotouts to ratfaced scumfuck Abbot for comparing him to Julian of Norwich, a catholic anchoress and mystic who confined herself to a cell and only communicated to the outside world through her writings about the compassion of christs love and how sometimes, sin was necessary.

I. Want. To. Get. Off. This. oval office. Of. A. Planet.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
Sorry for getting Auspol there for a second

haha the XE Falcon looks like poo poo Fords suck Holdens suck auspol sucks seppos suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGYLBdswQWk

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Wait - is this available at every Maccas? Or just the ones which don't know they're supposed to be called potato cakes?


fight for me

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Not a fucken chance.

Support your local Fish and Chip shop. Or even Foodworks Hotbox.

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.
Wait, you folks don't call them chode chips?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Oh hells yeah

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I don't get why they didn't just call them potato cakes. No need to be fancy Maccas, you know your market here.

It's cause they're called scallops

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
fritters

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Extending a hand of peace to all "Potato Cake" sayers, so we can beat up the above poster

Other
Jul 10, 2007

Post it easy!
Can't help but think that there's a non-zero chance that Macca's introducing Potato whats-its is partially responsible for worsening the supply shock that's causing local fish and chip places to switch to Sweet Potato chips in their time of crisis.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Spare a thought for your cuzzies over the dutch as we experience an igg shortage

I’ll buy a fritter and call it a scallop cake in solidarity

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Shithouse Dave posted:

Spare a thought for your cuzzies over the dutch as we experience an igg shortage

I’ll buy a fritter and call it a scallop cake in solidarity

Can you get frozen and powdered eggs or are those getting bought up by people who can't find fresh eggs?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Mmm scalloped potato,

Macca's?

Ha no.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Shithouse Dave posted:

Spare a thought for your cuzzies over the dutch as we experience an igg shortage

I’ll buy a fritter and call it a scallop cake in solidarity

Don't make us come over there and colonise yas again

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

DumbparameciuM posted:

Don't make us come over there and colonise yas again

:stare:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Get your fritter , scollop, cake arguments in here

Next page onwards, its discs

ili
Jul 26, 2003


That's loving stupid.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

ili posted:

That's loving stupid.

Tragedy of the commons

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
So long as the kiwis have chicken parmas at the pub I think we can forgive them for being wrong about potato cakes

Aware
Nov 18, 2003
Mmm deep fried potato ovoids

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Time to overthrow jestery and install a scallop friendly mod

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Non Compos Mentis posted:

Time to overthrow jestery and install a scallop friendly mod

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

never should have reopened the state borders

Shockeh
Feb 24, 2009

Now be a dear and
fuck the fuck off.
Speaking as the Northern England ex-pat, Scallop is correct, and you shouldn't want to say things southerners say.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Shockeh posted:

Speaking as the Northern England ex-pat, Scallop is correct, and you shouldn't want to say things southerners say.

Reminds me of a Mock The Week line "Today on Cooking Northern English Style, What is quinoa? And why it can gently caress off."

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
If anyone's on the baker street kush I'd refill now. This batch is way better than it's been (and it's been pretty drat good). Also I'm open to ideas about how to turn that smell into a flavour, and put it into ice cream. I can make a cannaoil out of it no problem but it won't hold the scent. I'm thinking lime zest + artificial lime + maybe a touch of spearmint would get me pretty close to the smell in a flavour.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
what's good at Polln?
Ive got an am appt

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Pink Kush is pretty good

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Maccas scallops suck and the chicken salt is just mamee chicken noodle flavouring

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Very disappointed to find my local fish and chip shops both only sell factory made potato cakes complete with a weird taste. The only acceptable factory made item at a chip shop is the dim sim.

Also can I just say that I am very impressed with dim sim technology development here since I left. Battered and deep fried steamed dim sims was the snack I never knew I wanted to have til my return.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


The scene in West Side Story where they're snapping fingers, except it's Steamed Dim Sims vs Deep Fried Dim Sims

(gently caress you Deep Frieds)

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

An iced coffee war is brewing in a regional town.
In a blow to local tradies, a regional IGA store in NSW has been forced to put up a sign informing customers that Dare iced coffee was unavailable due to a 'communication breakdown'.
The owner of the IGA in North Albury told 2GB today that the result of the difficulty getting Dare, he has switched to Oak, which "is selling rather well".

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Ranter posted:

Very disappointed to find my local fish and chip shops both only sell factory made potato cakes complete with a weird taste. The only acceptable factory made item at a chip shop is the dim sim.

Also can I just say that I am very impressed with dim sim technology development here since I left. Battered and deep fried steamed dim sims was the snack I never knew I wanted to have til my return.

This is a shameful besmirchment on the chiko roll

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Soft oversized spring rolls are garbage, sorry

Aware
Nov 18, 2003

Ranter posted:

Soft oversized spring rolls are garbage, sorry

Mods!? 3 year thread ban

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Its extremely funny to me that the only criminal charge I have on record and therefore the only criminal charge I have that is significantly impacting my ability to get comprehensive car insurance is "possession of a sharpie while skateboarding"

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Its extremely funny to me that the only criminal charge I have on record and therefore the only criminal charge I have that is significantly impacting my ability to get comprehensive car insurance is "possession of a sharpie while skateboarding"

You loving hooligan

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I dont even remember it happening which is the craziest thing I just had my criminal record pulled recently and its just "possession of a graffiti implement" and apparently I went for a skate with a regular rear end sharpie pen in my bag so at the very least I think its a good cautionary tale about what can happen if you smoke so much weed you literally cannot remember your 20s

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
How long ago?

Charges should be wiped or "spent" after a certain length of time. I got arrested for shoplifting and a couple other things when I was young, but they no longer appear on police checks.


edit: Google tells me "5 years where the person was not dealt with as an adult, or. 10 years where the person was dealt with as an adult."

edit 2: Serious charges aren't spent but remain on your record forever. Looks like carrying a marker is up there with rape and murder.

Sorry.


edit 3: you can also apply for a National Police Certificate to have your conviction spent.

You can also do a police check on yourself for $55 to see what potential emplores might see. https://cvcheck.com/police-check-victoria/

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Jan 12, 2023

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Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Maccas scallops suck and the chicken salt is just mamee chicken noodle flavouring

Hard agree. Tried them today and they're dry and flavourless compared to even the shittest-tier fish and chip shop. I think the "chicken salt" gave me heart palpitations.

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