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Stealing this because it is too cursed to exist only in a terrible food thread
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Helluva way to find out lizards are delicious
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You would pay $45 in a New American restaurant for a bowl of rice smoked in the essence of fried lizardskin
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All y'all motherfucks that are complaining about subscription heated seats and the like can be reassured that from May to October, the price to subscribe is only 10 bucks a month, and from November to April, its 35 bucks a month. So you're getting a DISCOUNT in the summer.
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Jan 12, 2023 01:30
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Just spend $20-100 on heated seat covers you plug into the cigarette lighter. What a dumb loving thing to pay subscription fees over.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Just spend $20-100 on heated seat covers you plug into the cigarette lighter. The Russians just poo poo their pants. Natural heat logs
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Jan 12, 2023 02:23
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Just spend $20-100 on heated seat covers you plug into the cigarette lighter. Subscription cigarette lighters you say? Wonderful!
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other people posted:Subscription cigarette lighters you say? Wonderful! Gotta pay for the electricity produced by the power outlet. Not to mention the one time activation fee.
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Jan 12, 2023 02:28
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My solution is to just not buy any cars made after about 2016 or so. Sure, it won't be much fun when all the other cars can drive/fly themselves, but knowing that if I keep my machine in working order it will start even if it has no internet connection will be worth it.
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That's not cursed, that's awesome as hell! Seeing an Escher'esq visual illusion animated is just really cool. The different sized windows and pots on the different parts of the wall is a nice touch to make it easier to follow. Do wish there were more video games that played around with that type of thing. Subliminal did and it was great.
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other people posted:Subscription cigarette lighters you say? Wonderful! Become ungovernable 
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Jan 12, 2023 02:47
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My Spirit Otter posted:Warranty: void Just wreck it and have insurance buy you another rolling box of german superiority complex.
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dr_rat posted:That's not cursed, that's awesome as hell!
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Dr. Quarex posted:The original Prey somehow had cooler Escherian level design than basically any other game since, and I still do not understand why it has been such a relatively unexplored aspect of "you can literally create a world based on any concepts of physics and geometry you want" The video game market is cram-packed full of WW2 games and I am sick to death of them. My discord group is all hoppin' with people testing the new Company of Heroes 3 beta that opened up. It's the same goddamn fights! I've probably killed more Nazis at Normandy Beach specifically than who were actually in that theater of war! (across all games/25+ years) Why on earth don't we have maps like "invasion of London" or "assault of Tokyo" or hell, "Landing at NY", "Bombing of LA" or loving anything creative/interesting at all
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Still haven't had a good Battlefield: The Great Australian Emu wars, campaign. Shame on you which ever lovely publisher churns those out. (would get it just to play on the emu side online)
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Evilreaver posted:The video game market is cram-packed full of WW2 games and I am sick to death of them. My discord group is all hoppin' with people testing the new Company of Heroes 3 beta that opened up. The exception being you can probably make a game about people invading your own country and have it be fine, so we need a crack English team to make INVASION: LONDON
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Evilreaver posted:The video game market is cram-packed full of WW2 games and I am sick to death of them. My discord group is all hoppin' with people testing the new Company of Heroes 3 beta that opened up. play wolfenstein
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Devils Affricate posted:I want Battlefield: Boxer Rebellion That would be legit really cool. Even just seeing that period in china recreated in a modern gaming engine could be amazing if they put in the effort. And while the gameplay on those games seems really generic they do usually seem like they put a lot of time in getting the setting rights Also I'm pretty sure what ever the opposite of something getting banned in china is, that game would get it.
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Evilreaver posted:The video game market is cram-packed full of WW2 games and I am sick to death of them. My discord group is all hoppin' with people testing the new Company of Heroes 3 beta that opened up. Nazis unambiguously bad, so shoot nazis all day. All you need to do to design the mission is watch that part of Band of Brothers. It's tried, tested, historic, and easy. Alt-history things require actual creative effort, detailed world-building, and if the bad guys actually win some battles, you can face accusations that you're secretly a nazi chud because the Nazis did anything successfully.
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Dr. Quarex posted:The original Prey somehow had cooler Escherian level design than basically any other game since, and I still do not understand why it has been such a relatively unexplored aspect of "you can literally create a world based on any concepts of physics and geometry you want" Because it usually sucks rear end to move around in and most people have the spatial sense of a root vegetable and get lost going in a straight line
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The Cubelodyte posted:At least 20% of cats would be terrified by the flying Ring camera, I’m guessing. My dogs would never ever stop barking while attempting to murder that thing
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dr_rat posted:Still haven't had a good Battlefield: The Great Australian Emu wars, campaign. The Emu War would easily work as a pacman inspired collection and run: get grain, avoid the frustrated soldiers, and you get infinite lives because the drat birds so ridiculously outnumbered everything. Now an Great Emo War game I'd like to see.
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TotalLossBrain posted:The Russians just poo poo their pants. Natural heat logs  Not Russian, and you'd still have to subscribe to a log delivery service, but at least it's cozy
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Rappaport posted:
Not wearing a seatbelt in that car on winter roads might be a tad overconfident.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:simply run the entire car off wood what's the range
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Offler posted:Not wearing a seatbelt in that car on winter roads might be a tad overconfident. Yes and no, I mean if you'd hit something you'd want to get out of the car as quick as possible
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Dr. Quarex posted:The original Prey somehow had cooler Escherian level design than basically any other game since, and I still do not understand why it has been such a relatively unexplored aspect of "you can literally create a world based on any concepts of physics and geometry you want" Yeah, I totally agree. I think, discovering how simple of a concept 'Non-Euclidean' actually is really opened my eyes to how surprising it is it doesn't exist more in computer games. I always thought it was some super complex mathematical thing (and I guess probably fully describing it is, but) essentially all it means is that objects or spaces can exist in the same place as each other. So, y'know you go into a room through one door and the head to the exit, and the exit is the same door as the one you came in through back into the same room. Because the entrance and the exit exist in the same space physically as each other. Or like you go downstairs and it takes you to a room above the one you were in. I imagine it's harder to design this stuff, but, it's still trivially easy compared to real life, and so you can have experiences that can only exist in the digital format. I think it's awesome to move around in and explore these kinds of scenes, however: Tiny Timbs posted:most people have the spatial sense of a root vegetable and get lost going in a straight line This is a hard and fast undeniable truth which means that a successful game in this genre will never be one that really explores it in an especially mind bending way, and why Portal was so successful, I think
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Solution meet problem. Just keep feeding it your trash.  Of course on stray ember and you'll have a flaming dumpster on wheels.
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About that rear end in a top hat hosing down the homeless woman quote:Police are guarding the Foster Gwin Gallery in the Financial District a day after a video of the business owner turning a hose on a homeless woman went viral.
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