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POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016


lmao this is loving incredible, what the gently caress is this

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Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

this is wild lol

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Europeans had the Habsburgs, why can’t we Americans have this?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
they love to have "homecoming" (?) and elect a "homecoming king and queen" (???)

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

exmarx posted:

they love to have "homecoming" (?) and elect a "homecoming king and queen" (???)

google texas mums, easily our wackiest Thing, way worse than football and jesus freaks

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

texas forever

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I don’t recommend this thread messes with Texas.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I like El Paso. never been to Houston

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I don’t recommend this thread messes with Texas.

americans love to litter

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
My favorite way to mess with Texas is to pronounce it "tejas".

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Zeroisanumber posted:

My favorite way to mess with Texas is to pronounce it "tejas".

You mean correctly?

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Europeans had the Habsburgs, why can’t we Americans have this?

They would get confused and try to eat them.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
did anyone mention the big loving gaps in public restoom stalls yet? that's an american thing, right?

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Paying their landlord by cheque and acting like paying by cheque is normal instead of bizarre and archaic.

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Cuttlefush posted:

did anyone mention the big loving gaps in public restoom stalls yet? that's an american thing, right?

apparently it’s so you can see if people are doing drugs, at the expense of: the privacy of every single person not using drugs in the restroom stall

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

EEKA GEEK posted:

apparently it’s so you can see if people are doing drugs, at the expense of: the privacy of every single person not using drugs in the restroom stall

I've seen that but I've never seen any actual evidence that it's real. Also you can see old photos of public restrooms before any of the modern drug panics and a lot of them have similar partition gaps, if they even have doors or partitions at all (e.g. https://daily.jstor.org/a-short-history-of-the-public-restroom/). Also a lot of the big-peep-gap public bathrooms are co-located with single-person bathrooms that have a closing door with no gaps, and plenty were put up at the same time in the same place in places where the drug panic would have been a thing so it just doesn't really make any sense. Doesn't mean it isn't the reason, but it doesn't seem like it is.

it's probably because americans just suck

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

clap when a plane lands

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
purity balls

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Americans love pushing their lovely religions on people not in the country

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
americans love sitting in a trailer outside Las Vegas playing video games where you murder a bunch of wedding guests only the video game is real life and the wedding guests are really dead

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Thinking that the world cares as much or more about the superbowl as the world cup

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

they call football "soccer" because they called a sport about carrying a misshapen ball in your hands football

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Zodium posted:

they call football "soccer" because they called a sport about carrying a misshapen ball in your hands football

and we have the wildest justifications for it

"well you make progress by moving the ball by moving your feet, so it's called football"

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Zodium posted:

they call football "soccer" because they called a sport about carrying a misshapen ball in your hands football
Blame the English for the using the word soccer first.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Abner Assington posted:

Blame the English for the using the word soccer first.
the english are americans too

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

A Buttery Pastry posted:

the english are americans too

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Americans love pushing their lovely religions on people not in the country

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Have entire gangs of cops posted at elementary schools to handcuff and arrest 5 year olds for things like horsing around or talking back to the teacher.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Also, those same cops aren't going to do poo poo when a school shooting inevitably happens. They have no obligation to help you and run away every time. Good luck kids! :wave:

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Pay day loan stores with names like The Money Store, Check n' Go, Lendnation, EZ cash etc.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Crippling student loans that can't be discharged the same way normal loans are and typically have the borrower paying them off well in to their 40s

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Crippling student loans that can't be discharged the same way normal loans are and typically have the borrower paying them off well in to their 40s
spreading this elsewhere!

quote:

Check what to pay while you’re bankrupt

You still have to pay:
  • student loans
  • maintenance payments and child support payments, including any lump sum orders and costs from family proceedings, although you may be able to ask the court to order that you don't have to pay this debt
  • magistrates court fines
  • any payments a court has ordered you to make under a confiscation order, for example, for drug trafficking
    debts you owe because of the personal injury or death of another person, although you might be able to ask the court to order that you don't have to pay this debt

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

POWELL CURES KIDS posted:

lmao this is loving incredible, what the gently caress is this

That? That's freedom, baby :clint:

https://twitter.com/SPITFIREVA/status/1504537421190512643

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Lol $5000 dog cum

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


That dog cum's worth more than my car!

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Pay day loan stores with names like The Money Store, Check n' Go, Lendnation, EZ cash etc.

i have an annuity, but i need cash now

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Non-Americans think they’re superior just because they don’t take out payday loans for dog cum, no respect for our rich culture.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

work non-union jobs

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John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
Cash bail

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