Online Creators V: I believe it is actually his ass cheek and balls

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Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

The Deleter posted:

Forcing the just king things guys, at gunpoint, to do a critical analysis of doug's the wall

I would up my patreon pledge for this

# ? Jan 12, 2023 22:27

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Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

Pigbuster posted:

Now that's just ridiculous. Everyone knows that in actuality Jack the Ripper was the former leader of the sex ferrets, and that that red and white sex ferret posted earlier used the victims' skin to make her hat.

That's impossible, everyone knows Jack the Ripper was abducted by Vorlons and never seen again until the 23rd century.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 23:03

Violet_Sky: Dec 5, 2011; Fun Shoe

I read that sex ferret wiki and am even more confused as to why they show up in The Wall review at all. That red and white ferret has lived for 7 billion years. Surely she should understand the movie better than Doug at least

# ? Jan 12, 2023 23:14

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

the sex ferret wiki

# ? Jan 12, 2023 23:35

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Famethrowa posted:

tbf to him, I regularly see posts in TVIV that exude the same childlike wonder and mystery about things like The Walking Dead so he clearly isn't alone.

TVIV is a festering bog of folks going "Why did that thing that was clearly explained and easily understandable using basic logic happen? Can someone please explain it to me".

# ? Jan 12, 2023 23:55

Fil5000: Jun 23, 2003; HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Libluini posted:

That's impossible, everyone knows Jack the Ripper was abducted by Vorlons and never seen again until the 23rd century.

THANK you. You're right and you SHOULD say it

# ? Jan 13, 2023 00:00

KingKalamari: Aug 24, 2007; Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back
My ship of love is ready to attack

Violet_Sky posted:

I read that sex ferret wiki and am even more confused as to why they show up in The Wall review at all. That red and white ferret has lived for 7 billion years. Surely she should understand the movie better than Doug at least

What I don't understand is where all this goddamned lore comes from considering this thing's episodes are only like 3:00.

I was also so glad when Dan Olsen dunked on Fennah's character designs and writing in his retrospective video because dear lord is everything about Satellite City except the effort put into the CGI mockable

Libluini posted:

That's impossible, everyone knows Jack the Ripper was abducted by Vorlons and never seen again until the 23rd century.

Was that before or after Dio turned him into a vampire and he ambushed Jonathan Joestar by jumping out of a hollowed-out horse carcass?

# ? Jan 13, 2023 00:00

Marshal Radisic: Oct 9, 2012

The Deleter posted:

Forcing the just king things guys, at gunpoint, to do a critical analysis of doug's the wall

They're already doing a Homestuck podcast; they've suffered enough.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 00:28

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

there is more substantive entertainment in the last minute of dan olsen's video on doug walker's wall thing than the entirety of doug walker's wall thing

# ? Jan 13, 2023 00:43

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

It's been said but I still believe it's worth reiterating that NC's the Wall review only resonated so hard because of how dumbfounding it was of him to say that the parody album he made was a love letter to Pink Floyd, when all the songs were about how bad the Wall is.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 01:04

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Plus he has worse meter sense than some goons

"Though oureduca tionsystem's broke" christ

# ? Jan 13, 2023 01:10

Delphisage: Jul 31, 2022; by the sex ghost

Edit:nvm

Delphisage fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jan 13, 2023

# ? Jan 13, 2023 01:18

MechaX: Nov 19, 2011; "Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

So I decided to watch Doug Walker's: Melvin: Brother of the Joker skit.

I'm actually surprised someone would willingly put this on the internet; people would have to physically beat me to get me to divulge that this skit existed if it were me

Speaking of Channel Awesome content creators keeping embarrassing videos of them still online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTNkoDzP1hI

# ? Jan 13, 2023 01:18

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

TVIV is a subforum where I see people argue prison labour camps are "voluntary". CD is a subforum where I see people argue a guy idealogically is not a direct parody of a real person and thus toothless and poses no actual danger, but he literally wears and shoots his gun when swimming in the hotel pool

# ? Jan 13, 2023 01:28

Violet_Sky: Dec 5, 2011; Fun Shoe

Danaru posted:

"Though oureduca tionsystem's broke" christ

"Lol so school sucks, grow a drat pair of balls."

# ? Jan 13, 2023 01:41

Mix.: Jan 24, 2021; Huh? What?

Delphisage posted:

NFSW related video watermarks

you are aware that the related videos generally are based off of your own watch history right

# ? Jan 13, 2023 01:48

Kaiser Mazoku: Mar 24, 2011; Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

If there's any upside to the Wall review, the comments are a treasure trove.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4EZW3_XuA

quote:

Richard Head
1 year ago (edited)
I once got into a very serious accident, in the middle of town with my wife. I had to be rushed to hospital, and the lights were slowly fading for me as the ambulance arrived. I remember, all too vividly, the panic I felt as my body became increasingly sluggish and unresponsive, all the while feeling my wife holding me, and hearing her voice pleading for me to hold on and not to leave her. I felt so frightened, but above all else I felt sad, sad for her; I wished I could comfort her and respond to her, but my injuries were severe and I was losing blood fast, and I couldn't speak. Worse than simply dying, it felt as though I was being condemned to see the pure anguish I would be leaving my wife with once I was gone. As the paramedics carried me to the ambulance, I felt myself lose consciousness, for what I thought would be the last time- thankfully, of course, I survived and ultimately recovered.

Anyway, watching Nostalgia Critic's The Wall is easily the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 01:59

Delphisage: Jul 31, 2022; by the sex ghost

Edit:nvm

Delphisage fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Jan 13, 2023

# ? Jan 13, 2023 02:12

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Delphisage posted:

I actually had to wonder if Dan was an ex-brony after that scene. It was pretty much the same joke as

"Video lol random interrupted by some douchebag alterego of the presenter" jokes are older than the loving internet itself...

loving Spoony was doing that poo poo in like 2008.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:06

Delphisage: Jul 31, 2022; by the sex ghost

Edit:nvm

Delphisage fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Jan 13, 2023

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:44

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

I'm sure the gag was referencing Doug Walker in the video about Doug Walker, and was not referencing some NSFW brony video

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:44

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZ4YDS4f_A
Chad Chad tries out that AI chat bot that keeps getting advertised on Twitter and Tik Tok. Apparently it constantly tries to horny things up no matter what you say to it.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:46

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Delphisage posted:

I actually had to wonder if Dan was an ex-brony after that scene. It was pretty much the same joke as this Drowninginhorseshoes video 6 years earlier. (WARNING: MLP, NFSW related video watermarks. I've timestamped the URL to skip to the relevant part)

how do you know about this

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:46

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

delphisage you little freak!

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:46

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

interesting theory danaru

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:46

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

delphisage you little freak!

Days without Delphisage showing their rear end in some weird way: 0

# ? Jan 13, 2023 05:08

Dawgstar: Jul 15, 2017

MechaX posted:

Speaking of Channel Awesome content creators keeping embarrassing videos of them still online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTNkoDzP1hI

That probably went better than any interview Lordkat would have done, admittedly.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 05:41

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

lol at lordkat blaming spoony for his failure to become a games journalist

# ? Jan 13, 2023 05:42

ZenMasterBullshit: Nov 2, 2011; Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

delphisage you little freak!

How do they do this in every thread they post in? They're a magician.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 06:06

Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

nine-gear crow posted:

TVIV is a festering bog of folks going "Why did that thing that was clearly explained and easily understandable using basic logic happen? Can someone please explain it to me".

This has largely been my experience in the Helluva Boss subreddit* and the amount of posts that boil down to "why did comedic thing happen in this comedy show" is frankly distressing

*yes I know my first mistake is reddit, that's on me

# ? Jan 13, 2023 06:30

Twincityhacker: Feb 18, 2011

Happy Landfill posted:

*yes I know my first mistake is reddit, that's on me

Sometimes desprate times lead to desprate measures.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 06:32

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

I still regularly think about "why would an ambulance be LEAVING a hospital?"

# ? Jan 13, 2023 06:37

Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Twincityhacker posted:

Sometimes desprate times lead to desprate measures.

I make no excuses

# ? Jan 13, 2023 06:38

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Danaru posted:

I still regularly think about "why would an ambulance be LEAVING a hospital?"

lol

# ? Jan 13, 2023 06:40

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Happy Landfill posted:

This has largely been my experience in the Helluva Boss subreddit* and the amount of posts that boil down to "why did comedic thing happen in this comedy show" is frankly distressing

*yes I know my first mistake is reddit, that's on me

I've triggered a couple of TVIVers into legitimate, multi-post meltdown ragers by questioning their media literacy once or twice. People who suck at digesting media don't like it when you point out that they're not particularly good at digesting media.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 06:46

Gaius Marius: Oct 9, 2012

And ninety percent of it could be avoided if they'd put down their drat phones while watching shows. loving Liveposting and constant need to second screen has reduced the ability of the average person to understand media to truly abysmal levels. Soon everyone on TV is going to be yelling out character motivations like Kung Fu characters yell out their secret techniques just so everyone can keep up.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 06:53