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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

darkwasthenight posted:

You can buy butterbeer at the Harry Potter experience, but wizards aren't real either. Cockneys were made up for Dick van Dyke.

He already had a funny name, why add a new one like "cockney"?

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005


https://twitter.com/MidnightMitch/status/1612893440445976598?s=20&t=CA2RZ1GbBh4irYUd3IXTYw

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Tiggum posted:

Wait, there's a sugar flavour of beans? :stare:
The original Native American dish is beans stewed with maple syrup. The 17th century colonist knockoff substitutes molasses or brown sugar for the maple syrup. The British knockoff of that drops the sweetener and adds more tomato

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/TATIANNANOW/status/1611845057715257345

Ha, is it really that easy? :kiddo:

Foxfire_ posted:

The original Native American dish is beans stewed with maple syrup. The 17th century colonist knockoff substitutes molasses or brown sugar for the maple syrup. The British knockoff of that drops the sweetener and adds more tomato

Yeah, this. I've had homemade "American" style baked beans that were pretty dope, but the standard grocery store "basic brand in a can" (Bush's and theres another brand I'm forgetting) are rear end to me now.

I believe American style sometimes contains meat while the British version never does?

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Read After Burning posted:

Yeah, this. I've had homemade "American" style baked beans that were pretty dope, but the standard grocery store "basic brand in a can" (Bush's and theres another brand I'm forgetting) are rear end to me now.

I believe American style sometimes contains meat while the British version never does?
Wait, do brits really not include chunks of fatty meat in their beans?

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

Blue Footed Booby posted:

:stare: As in actual, feds coming for your child porn, or like cartoons and stuff? Because one of those makes it a den of pedophiles, while the other makes it a den of pedophiles that's dangerous to even connect to.

Edit: poo poo double post

both intermixed, very bad

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/thomas_comrade/status/1612654988312064002

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

PetraCore posted:

Wait, do brits really not include chunks of fatty meat in their beans?

No idea what made you think that would be the case



Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Looks like even basic Bush's have bacon in 'em, while the British Heinz are vegetarian? Anyway, tweets!


https://twitter.com/flglmn/status/1613172699529977858

https://twitter.com/kornbreadTMFS/status/1613377683953537024



This is what the zombies rip out of a dude in a George Romero movie.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



A thread of carbs https://twitter.com/BaytAlFann/status/1613475913336774656

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1613290458675056642

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


I am chaneling Nero and he says he absolutely does not know who that is

Other strange escalations:
https://twitter.com/MediumSizeMeech/status/1613299018762780675

https://twitter.com/havingalaugh/status/1613112111718187008

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009



Tcaused me to google herculaneum and the actual reality behind the stuff there was genuinely cool to learn about!

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Mad Wack posted:

yeah if you navigate to either the #2 or #3 mastodon post volume server that that article mentions you will see actual child porn immediately but go off

It's entirely possible to browse mstdn.jp or pawoo without seeing any child porn, but you carry on agreeing with the obviously racist guy. You know what the biggest distributor of CSAM in the world is? Facebook. Twitter has had issues in the past too, though I'm sure they've all gone away now that Elon has fired everyone who was working on trying to stop it.

Fellblade
Apr 28, 2009

drat, I was expecting Lives of Famous Whores, that's what everybody else wants to be in there.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Throwback to one of my favorite reality TV moments... :allears:
https://twitter.com/aidanthereup/status/1612907552978649089



https://twitter.com/hailpeezy/status/1613558202557243392?cxt=HHwWgIC9_duoweQsAAAA

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

ookiimarukochan posted:

It's entirely possible to browse mstdn.jp or pawoo without seeing any child porn, but you carry on agreeing with the obviously racist guy. You know what the biggest distributor of CSAM in the world is? Facebook. Twitter has had issues in the past too, though I'm sure they've all gone away now that Elon has fired everyone who was working on trying to stop it.

Yeah, nah. Out of morbid curiosity I went and looked up the biggest Mastodon instances, found pawoo, and immediately ran into anime child porn.

Probably why decent Mastodon instances will not federate with pawoo, and why I'd never seen a post from there until then.

Anyway, the point is, pawoo needs to be nuked from orbit like any other nest of pedophiles, and its users in jail. But that doesn't really have much to do with the rest of Mastodon.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/OscarTheGrouch/status/1613614137635897353

https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1613571874054705153

https://twitter.com/HoneydewWilkins/status/1613324497293303810

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1613546339744235524

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


I know what you're wondering and yes, Columbo has a prodigious pair.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/diecobros/status/1613591245103796226?s=46&t=zQ4fVyartOf4g6eWNC7I2w

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Lobok posted:

I know what you're wondering and yes, Columbo has a prodigious pair.

Lmao who didn’t tittyfuck Peter Falk at least once. Come on dude

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

I don't see how they could possibly make a sequel to this after killing off the main character.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Doom Mathematic posted:

I don't see how they could possibly make a sequel to this after killing off the main character.

The Passion 2: He is Risen Boogaloo.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/PopCulture2000s/status/1613374446890536961

https://twitter.com/DudespostingWs/status/1613531461914689537

Doom Mathematic posted:

I don't see how they could possibly make a sequel to this after killing off the main character.

No, no, no, the first one was actually Jesus's mom. Jesus only shows up at the end, when his hand bursts through the stone blocking his tomb.

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 01:54 on Jan 13, 2023

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






Doom Mathematic posted:

I don't see how they could possibly make a sequel to this after killing off the main character.

it gonna be like Beerfest and his twin brother will show up

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


I channeled Socrates and he told she's actually full of poo poo. Side note, does anyone know how to cancel a channeling session, because he won't shut the gently caress up.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


grittyreboot posted:

I channeled Socrates and he told she's actually full of poo poo. Side note, does anyone know how to cancel a channeling session, because he won't shut the gently caress up.

You actually have to wait for someone else to channel him. Or, it's a bit mean, but you could trick someone into doing it. Then he's their problem.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Gotta channel Diogenes. Nothing shuts up a Socrates like a Diogenes.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/UnderhiveScum/status/1613688448929390592

https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1613441318579245057

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 03:32 on Jan 13, 2023

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I’m convinced Jennifer Coolidge is just constantly high

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Doom Mathematic posted:

I don't see how they could possibly make a sequel to this after killing off the main character.

I mean, if you go back to the original book, he makes 10 subsequent appearances, so :shrug:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I’m convinced Jennifer Coolidge is just constantly high

She steals every scene she's in, so the drugs are working.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Cocaine Bear posted:

She steals every scene she's in, so the drugs are working.

She was loving astonishing in White Lotus 2: Lotus Harder. I laughed so hard, and then there were a couple of moments where she just made me ugly-cry. Well deserved award imo.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

AlbieQuirky posted:

She was loving astonishing in White Lotus 2: Lotus Harder. I laughed so hard, and then there were a couple of moments where she just made me ugly-cry. Well deserved award imo.

There was a moment when she wandered down to the beach and the male white lotus employee (forget his name) who looks like super Mario yells something at her and she says something like, “oh no that was an awful sound” and I could not stop laughing

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Frank Frank posted:

There was a moment when she wandered down to the beach and the male white lotus employee (forget his name) who looks like super Mario yells something at her and she says something like, “oh no that was an awful sound” and I could not stop laughing

I had to rewind that part like four times just to rewatch it.

Apologies for Reddit instead of Twitter link, but here's the clip:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWhiteLotusHBO/comments/z0ow4h/ok_but_why_is_she_so_funny/

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1613693809917063169

https://twitter.com/WaltHickey/status/1613232039095844869

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
“That’s the weirdest voice I’ve ever heard”. Ad-libbed, I believe.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Hyperlynx posted:

Yeah, nah. Out of morbid curiosity I went and looked up the biggest Mastodon instances, found pawoo, and immediately ran into anime child porn.

Probably why decent Mastodon instances will not federate with pawoo, and why I'd never seen a post from there until then.

Anyway, the point is, pawoo needs to be nuked from orbit like any other nest of pedophiles, and its users in jail. But that doesn't really have much to do with the rest of Mastodon.

Yeah, pawoo content and users are explicitly "moderated" (blocked) from the instance I'm on (peoplemaking.games).

This is like saying "oh, you're using email? You know who else uses email? Pedophiles. :smug:"

I've noticed a trend of people getting lovely about Mastodon because of the ways its different from Twitter.

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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 3 days!)

Cocaine Bear posted:

She steals every scene she's in, so the drugs are working.

Poster name/content synergy strong

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