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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

site posted:

venom you should go to a doctor something is wrong with your jaw

I mean, he is, that's the whole point

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Discendo Vox posted:

I mean, he is, that's the whole point

Hey, maybe he just has Habsburgs jaw https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prognathism

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
He's just being a good friend and distracting from Hulk's terrible haircut

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS
Got tired of relocating my jaw after devouring humans whole, so decided to just leave it.

People say I'm......unhinged?

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



site posted:

venom you should go to a doctor something is wrong with your jaw

second place for worst jaw in comics, the first is, of course:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

That or Guy Gardner's glass jaw.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

arsenicCatnip posted:

second place for worst jaw in comics, the first is, of course:



Is that Predaking?

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



ManiacClown posted:

Is that Predaking?

it's The Beast, an infamously bad take on a Dinobot combiner from a stand alone comic of the same name.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Marvel Meow is total fluff, but it's cute fluff sometimes.



Doom cat does not beg!

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
meow is an all new wolverine sequel too

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Spawn #25 (1994)






The Punisher #23 (2003)

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



I know this is a riff on an actual wrestling promo but I can't find it.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I know this is a riff on an actual wrestling promo but I can't find it.

It's actually a SNL sketch.

Though I suppose a wrestling promo might have riffed on it, or it might have been a riff on a wrestling promo.

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



the handshake / language reminds me of a Mighty Powers promo

Forum accident
Jun 15, 2006

All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!



Whiz Comics #2 (1940)

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

X-Force 72 (a 1997 issue of the 1991 series, as opposed to the 2004, 2007, 2010, 2013, or any other X-Force series)

Beerdeer fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Jan 13, 2023

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Beerdeer posted:


X-Force 72 (1991)

john francis moore's x-force run is very underrated

(that issue is also from 1997, not 1991)

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Kim Delaney is hotter than Amy Brenneman.

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS
And Jimmy Smits is better than David Caruso.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Opopanax posted:

Max Bullseye in particular is absolute bugnuts and probably does need the clarification

I think of Bullseye and I just remember that one issue (Dark Avengers maybe?) where he was idly picking boogers and flicking them at rats or cockroaches or something to kill them

Darthemed posted:

The Punisher Max X-Mas Special #1 (2009)

X-Max Special was right there

Lobok posted:

Why the long face?

we were robbed of Barnacle Jim as MCU Venom

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Marvel Knights #6 (2002)




Marvel Knights Double Shot #3 (2002)

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
More Marvel Meow cuteness.





I love cool Beast.



Possible spoilers for Sins of Sinister.





site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

yana getting handsy in front of all these kids smh

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

site posted:

yana getting handsy in front of all these kids smh

She just wants to pet a Kitty too.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
:eyepop:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



kdrudy posted:

She just wants to pet a Kitty too.

She goes by Kate now! :colbert:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Cat Thor/Loki also appears in Marvel Meow as a background character. This is Loki as an actual cat, not a humanoid god-cat.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Do you have the one where he makes Cat Thor's head get a little bigger in every panel

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Endless Mike posted:

She goes by Kate now! :colbert:

...Kitty Kate?

glitchwraith
Dec 29, 2008

Phy posted:

Do you have the one where he makes Cat Thor's head get a little bigger in every panel

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

TheCenturion posted:

...Kitty Kate?

She should open her own pub. Call it the Kitty Kate Bar.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

evilmiera posted:

She should open her own pub. Call it the Kitty Kate Bar.

:rolleyes: Gimme a break

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Blue Beetle #31 (1944)


Superboy #123 (1965)




Arkham City: The Order of the World #4 (2022)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Darthemed posted:


Arkham City: The Order of the World #4 (2022)

Someone's read When the Wind Blows, I see.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

There's being evil, and then there's just being a dick.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer


G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #1(1982)

One my favorite details of the old G.I. Joe comics is how Cobra Commander never seems to care in the slightest that they are constantly being defeated by G.I. Joe, likely because Cobra makes all of their money from MLM schemes and just fund supervillain stuff on the side for kicks. They are probably receiving big tax write-offs from all of these secret bases getting blown up all the time.

Edit:

Wanderer posted:

There's an issue of Special Missions with Lifeline in it where he just wallops the poo poo out of Horrorshow from the Oktober Guard, because it turns out Lifeline got a black belt in aikido specifically to focus on its lack of offense.

I was surprised as a kid to find out aikido was a real thing.

I was going through the old G.I. Joe posts and looked this up, and that issue has some amazing stuff:



Prime AV material here.



G.I. Joe Special Missions #4 (1987)

SimonChris fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Jan 15, 2023

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

SimonChris posted:



G.I. Joe Special Missions #4 (1987)

Didn't know Steven Seagal was in GI Joe

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

"Once a man! Once a man!"

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

SimonChris posted:



G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #1(1982)



... portable air support?

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