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jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

jaegerx posted:

I use touch pads

Thank you IE

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The Iron Rose: May 12, 2012; Cat Army

Before GANG TAG, I felt bored and uninterested in my anodyne avatar, and felt social pressure to make good posts. But now thanks to GANG TAG, I can be confident that goons will pay more attention to pretty pictures instead of my terrible posts! Thanks Internet Explorer!

Buy your GANG TAG today!

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George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Gang tag made me into the successful piece of poo poo I am today. Thanks IT thread!

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kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Yay Gang Tag. Thank you IE :glomp:

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Agrikk: Oct 17, 2003; Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

Having fallen a thousand posts behind in this thread and jumping to now just now, I seemed to have missed the whole hoopla about gang tags.

What is gang tags, precious?

# ? Jan 15, 2023 01:27

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

Agrikk posted:

Having fallen a thousand posts behind in this thread and jumping to now just now, I seemed to have missed the whole hoopla about gang tags.

What is gang tags, precious?

Look at our profile pics

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The Fool: Oct 16, 2003

The GANG TAG, once coveted, now an albatross around the neck. Its burden requiring posts to be both more numerous and of low quality.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 01:38

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

slightly suprised I managed to get a 'tag so thanks IE

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jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

We should all respect IE, it was here before us, and it'll be here long after us. IE is never going away.

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tehinternet: Feb 14, 2005; Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.

jaegerx posted:

I use touch pads

Yo we don�t joke about that

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Internet Explorer: Jun 1, 2005

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CloFan: Nov 6, 2004

tokin opposition posted:

slightly suprised I managed to get a 'tag so thanks IE

The youth are so entitled these days

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jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

CloFan posted:

The youth are so entitled these days

She doesn't even deal with printers.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 03:15

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Let the robot win.
��--Captain James T. Vader

THanks <hrrrrk> InternetExplorer <rrrlllp>

phew got that out before I vomited I will never use that combination of words ever again so help me satan

(thanks though)

# ? Jan 15, 2023 03:21

Agrikk: Oct 17, 2003; Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

jaegerx posted:

Look at our profile pics

There are profiles?

# ? Jan 15, 2023 03:26

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

Agrikk posted:

There are profiles?

Dude, you'll never believe this. There's still a webapp for the forums. I was just using somethingawful.app but apparently there is an actual website here.

E: there�s a front page too!?$?!

jaegerx fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jan 15, 2023

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Raymond T. Racing: Jun 11, 2019

jaegerx posted:

Dude, you'll never believe this. There's still a webapp for the forums. I was just using somethingawful.app but apparently there is an actual website here.

Wait there�s a website? Every morning I get a plaintext fax of all the threads I bookmark, as well as a printout of all the new threads in the forum so I can ask to bookmark a new thread.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 04:02

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

SyNack Sassimov posted:

THanks <hrrrrk> InternetExplorer <rrrlllp>

phew got that out before I vomited I will never use that combination of words ever again so help me satan

(thanks though)

Shoulda used the professionalism writing bot

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The Iron Rose: May 12, 2012; Cat Army

tehinternet posted:

Yo we don�t joke about that

Magic Trackpad 2 is the poo poo, miss me with those rodent looking things

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The Fool: Oct 16, 2003

Buff Hardback posted:

Wait there�s a website? Every morning I get a plaintext fax of all the threads I bookmark, as well as a printout of all the new threads in the forum so I can ask to bookmark a new thread.

ok miles bron

# ? Jan 15, 2023 04:56

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

The Iron Rose posted:

Magic Trackpad 2 is the poo poo, miss me with those rodent looking things

you're my new best friend.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 05:04

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

George H.W. oval office posted:

Always Be sCammin'

Scammin' is of course the mindset of doing the bare minimum and getting ahead. You're not actually scamming anyone, just playing the game.

Other instances of the scammin' mindset

Long shits at the office
"Quiet quitting" but still getting promoted
"Working" but actually you're just playing WoW or on a road trip.
Multiple jobs

Congrats! You're scammin'

More importantly - if your job wont let you do this, for whatever reason, just quit! Hit da bricks! There's tons of other jobs out there that will 100% worship you while allowing you to gently caress around on the forums all day

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Inner Light: Jan 2, 2020

The Iron Rose posted:

Magic Trackpad 2 is the poo poo, miss me with those rodent looking things

Lol

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KillHour: Oct 28, 2007

As always, management announcing go live for production gets all the credit and thanks while the lowly development team gets forgotten :mad:

Just kidding. Thanks for doing this IE - I know it was a pain the rear end.

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Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

I am huffing my own farts right now.

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Blurb3947: Sep 30, 2022

Wasn't it one of you who uses the forums via Linux CLI sometimes just because you can?

# ? Jan 15, 2023 05:25

Internet Explorer: Jun 1, 2005

KillHour posted:

As always, management announcing go live for production gets all the credit and thanks while the lowly development team gets forgotten

Just kidding. Thanks for doing this IE - I know it was a pain the rear end.

And thank you for saving the day with not one but two different versions of the gang tag!

I traveled cross country this weekend to see a bunch of extended family I haven't seen in a decade. Having a good time. Hope everyone is doing well and enjoying their weekend.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 05:26

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

I think the tags are cool and good.

Also, the Magic Trackpad rules. I don't use one, but that thing has a phenomenal array of gestures to do stuff.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 05:29

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

Internet Explorer posted:

And thank you for saving the day with not one but two different versions of the gang tag!

I traveled cross country this weekend to see a bunch of extended family I haven't seen in a decade. Having a good time. Hope everyone is doing well and enjoying their weekend.

I met a goon and it wasn�t clam down because our relationship is just built on hate sex.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 05:35

Famethrowa: Oct 5, 2012

I will never go back to a normal mouse after getting my trackball logi. literally fixed my shoulder bursitis.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 06:32

GnarlyCharlie4u: Sep 23, 2007; I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

I have a trackpad, Logi MX Master 3 and Logi ergo trackball on my desk right now.

Does that make me a slut? :ohdear:

# ? Jan 15, 2023 06:49

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I have a trackpad, Logi MX Master 3 and Logi ergo trackball on my desk right now.

Does that make me a slut?

No your promiscuous ways at tech conferences does.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 06:57

Agrikk: Oct 17, 2003; Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

Blurb3947 posted:

Wasn't it one of you who uses the forums via Linux CLI sometimes just because you can?

I wrote a set of lambda functions to wget every page in a thread then use text to speech to create podcasts. Then I narrate responses using an Alexa skill.

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vanity slug: Jul 20, 2010

every page is printed out and mailed to me, I dictate my responses to my secretary

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ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

�Did you mean �e-mail��

# ? Jan 15, 2023 18:16

tehinternet: Feb 14, 2005; Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.

ziasquinn posted:

�Did you mean �e-mail��

Please be specific

Did you mean electronic mail

# ? Jan 15, 2023 18:46

App13: Dec 31, 2011

Our VPN provider is having a major outage and the whole IT team is scrambling around.

Well except me, I�m on vacation and have my OOO set and everything.

Still read the email chain for some good old fashioned schadenfreude tho

# ? Jan 15, 2023 22:28