SUPER WILD CARD WEEEKEND GDT

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Skylar isn't playing very well, but uh your superstar WRs probably need to catch the ball when it hits them in the chest.

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Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Oh they might be entirely hosed

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:40

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

This game isn't Skylar Thompson's fault.

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

I'd be so pissed if I were Skylar Thompson haha

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Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Tre day!

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:40

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Great defense on that underthrown ball too

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:41

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

that punter coulda knocked him out if he wasn't so scared

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MalarkeyToboggan: Jan 4, 2015

What a return holy poo poo

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:41

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Skylar Thompson would be doing better if he had better receivers than Tyreek Hill and Jaylen Waddle.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:41

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

MJeff posted:

Skylar isn't playing very well, but uh your superstar WRs probably need to catch the ball when it hits them in the chest.

Seriously

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:42

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

That's a catch

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:43

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

That's a catch

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:43

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

thompson underthrew that ball to waddle. definitely catchable but they let the defender catch up

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:44

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

That's a catch

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:44

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Shinji2015 posted:

That's a catch

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

That's a catch

Mega64 posted:

That's a catch

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Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

i'm a catch

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Dolphins need jesus.org at halftime

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:45

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Bills going right for the jugular

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:45

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

So what's the twist in that movie, that killing your family really will stop the apocalypse or that the apocalypse isn't happening at all?

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:45

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

MJeff posted:

So what's the twist in that movie, that killing your family really will stop the apocalypse or that the apocalypse isn't happening at all?

apocalypse already happened

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:46

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

MJeff posted:

So what's the twist in that movie, that killing your family really will stop the apocalypse or that the apocalypse isn't happening at all?

They're all actually alien ghosts who can be killed by water in 1979 Arizona.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:47

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

MJeff posted:

So what's the twist in that movie, that killing your family really will stop the apocalypse or that the apocalypse isn't happening at all?

It's just the ending of The Fog but over 90 minutes.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:47

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

MJeff posted:

So what's the twist in that movie, that killing your family really will stop the apocalypse or that the apocalypse isn't happening at all?

The Atlanta Falcons won the Super Bowl.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:48

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Don�t kill your family saving the human race is not worth it

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:49

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

MJeff posted:

So what's the twist in that movie, that killing your family really will stop the apocalypse or that the apocalypse isn't happening at all?

I'm guessing there is no Apocalypse and the spooky strangers are just showing them random cable news disaster bullshit of which there is an endless supply.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:50

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I'm waiting for the Bills to score another touchdown then I'll just spend the morning cleaning my house.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:51

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

MJeff posted:

So what's the twist in that movie, that killing your family really will stop the apocalypse or that the apocalypse isn't happening at all?

Them going back in time or whatever is the real cause

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:51

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Elephanthead posted:

Don�t kill your family saving the human race is not worth it

lol I looked at the book it's based on and that's kinda how it ends, apparently.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:51

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

Elephanthead posted:

Don�t kill your family saving the human race is not worth it

the ending of �the mist� is a cautionary tale

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Elephanthead posted:

Don’t kill your family saving the human race is not worth it

Yeah but Batista is scary as poo poo

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:51

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Hill and Waddle picked a bad game to forget how to catch.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:51

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Distinct lack of Russell Wilson in that Subway Series ad.

:thunk:

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:52

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

Distinct lack of Russell Wilson in that Subway Series ad.

Russell Wilson thinks white bread is spicy.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:52

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm guessing there is no Apocalypse and the spooky strangers are just showing them random cable news disaster bullshit of which there is an endless supply.

There was a shot of the guy going outside and an airplane falling out of the sky, but I will actually respect M. Night if he somehow finds a way to go "DEEPFAKE DRONE HOLOGRAMS" or something.

# ? Jan 15, 2023 19:53