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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I once saw Ruby shotgun 3 beers back to back with glass shards and blood raining down her back. She can do whatever she wants as far I’m concerned.

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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

I get along with this guy pretty well but even then I gotta put this in here. Cactus Jack bumped onto the concrete all the time in WCW, the bump here sucked because it should have been two tables but lets not pretend that the guy who got his clothing set on fire by a Terry Funk branding iron wasn't doing poo poo like this.

https://twitter.com/BasilCabana/status/1614209775813918720

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

The area underneath and in front of the table was most likely gimmicked with padding. If it wasn’t you’d see more of a bounce from Anna on the impact

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
i also think people really overestimate how much those tables break your fall

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/IWCkilledKenny/status/1614469137681588224
https://twitter.com/IWCkilledKenny/status/1614531912525021184
https://twitter.com/IWCkilledKenny/status/1614471068936200192
https://twitter.com/IWCkilledKenny/status/1614473878524383232
https://twitter.com/IWCkilledKenny/status/1614472622632472577

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
In a way he's not wrong. Being an outside star in WWE has traditionally led to Vince McMahon turning them into jokes within two months. If he had just asked "Who had the best first year in WWE" he'd be grand. But that wouldn't get the engagement of people replying to tell him he's wrong.

Also after the way TNA booked AJ Styles I'd say he was immune to bad booking already.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Testekill posted:

I get along with this guy pretty well but even then I gotta put this in here. Cactus Jack bumped onto the concrete all the time in WCW, the bump here sucked because it should have been two tables but lets not pretend that the guy who got his clothing set on fire by a Terry Funk branding iron wasn't doing poo poo like this.

https://twitter.com/BasilCabana/status/1614209775813918720

gently caress, Foley was feuding with Abyss in 2009 and had bloody hardcore matches like every 2 weeks. And not to mention he did also take an off the entrance bump onto a table in his match against Flair in 2010, and I'm fairly certain he badly overshot that table as well.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/markbland/status/1614503686943670273?t=RWchBhjSfx0qQcb5Wx1m6A&s=19

Alfred got a fanboy

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Not sure I believe that anyone wants to be this person

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Testekill posted:

I get along with this guy pretty well but even then I gotta put this in here. Cactus Jack bumped onto the concrete all the time in WCW, the bump here sucked because it should have been two tables but lets not pretend that the guy who got his clothing set on fire by a Terry Funk branding iron wasn't doing poo poo like this.

Heck, I remember when Mick would do the elbow off the apron and now and then he'd really misjudge how much spring to put into his step or the guy was just too far out so he'd get maybe his wrist on his opponent. Everything else was just Foley and concrete.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/TheLouisDangoor/status/1614679635933147139

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The powers that be in WWE aka *checks notes* Vince McMahon :thunkher:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
:thunk:

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


he really is the dumbest person alive huh

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Mick Foley got thrown off loving Hell in a Cell lol. Insane anybody would invoke his name to handwring about that bump

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/AccordoTommy/status/1614692036719828993?t=_NcZjAfGRjmHYpf5HpCPJA&s=19

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
it took me a second to understand what in the actual gently caress

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/TheLouisDangoor/status/1614705929802448901

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

karmicknight posted:

it took me a second to understand what in the actual gently caress

Please explain because I don’t understand what he’s talking about

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

TV Zombie posted:

Please explain because I don’t understand what he’s talking about

CM Punk.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Lol

Cult of Pies
Oct 2, 2021

https://mobile.twitter.com/mikexklinsky/status/1614712218724990977

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/WWEArmstrong/status/1614369858325741568

bartok
May 10, 2006



Brad was the best Armstrong brother.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Stretch is the best Armstrong brother

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008
Why is the ref not calling the police on Tiny Con for perpetrating this disgusting display of gory self-mutilation?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

That wasn’t even the most egregious ref fail of the night because it wasn’t a fail. Aubrey checked her as soon as Ruby started to bleed.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Integrated Houston posted:

Why is the ref not calling the police on Tiny Con for perpetrating this disgusting display of gory self-mutilation?

Because the promoter can't help it if someone starts bleeding in this violent sport it is up to the ref to make sure this person does not die and Aubrey Edwards failed to do that.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Integrated Houston posted:

Why is the ref not calling the police on Tiny Con for perpetrating this disgusting display of gory self-mutilation?

Remember when WWE put out a press release basically saying this after a similar match?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/MicromanFever/status/1614773451385888774

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

As the forum’s foremost expert in horny, that fight was not titillating beyond the sandbag tights on Tay.

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

History Comes Inside! posted:

Stretch is the best Armstrong brother

Atillo
Jan 9, 2007

Testekill posted:

I get along with this guy pretty well but even then I gotta put this in here. Cactus Jack bumped onto the concrete all the time in WCW, the bump here sucked because it should have been two tables but lets not pretend that the guy who got his clothing set on fire by a Terry Funk branding iron wasn't doing poo poo like this.

https://twitter.com/BasilCabana/status/1614209775813918720

This is a great clip because you can easily scroll the video to the point where the table breaks Willow's fall and she still has Anna in her arms at that point. The idea that she flung Anna into the void while protecting only herself with the table is bizarre.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Atillo posted:

This is a great clip because you can easily scroll the video to the point where the table breaks Willow's fall and she still has Anna in her arms at that point. The idea that she flung Anna into the void while protecting only herself with the table is bizarre.

Yeah as far as big bumps like that go they landed pretty gently actually.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


How do these mugs watch wrestling with their monocles popping so much.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Atillo posted:

This is a great clip because you can easily scroll the video to the point where the table breaks Willow's fall and she still has Anna in her arms at that point. The idea that she flung Anna into the void while protecting only herself with the table is bizarre.

It's about as well as a spot like that can go. The idea people have that Anna was supposed to be the one going through the table is like.. Willow would shatter her tailbone and maybe her spine.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Dawgstar posted:

How do these mugs watch wrestling with their monocles popping so much.

Their moms are usually right there to put it back in place

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Wow WrestlingisKing is Elon's burner.

https://twitter.com/kj_kjato/status/1614807444806602752

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008
Yeah, oh my God, I was watching that Danielson/Takeshita match and being like, “Wow, all these botches!“

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
As we all know wrestling companies measure success by how few botches you have

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