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forkboy84 posted:Jumped the shark after Mutya left tbh. About You Now is such a banger though
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Miftan posted:See also: I always loved the 'satisfaction brought it back' part. The blood is thicker than water one seems to go back and forth, - some sources say as above, others say that the blood of family is thicker than the waters of baptism 
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He wouldn't even say that if he himself had been in government things would have been better? How can anyone vote for someone like that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMRmuyy9f_w&t=30sMiftan posted:Great minds think alike (but fools rarely differ)
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Marmaduke! posted:He wouldn't even say that if he himself had been in government things would have been better? How can anyone vote for someone like that. Reeves has previously said she's glad Corbyn isn't PM gently caress the lot of them imo
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Miftan posted:See also: Also, 'Jack of all trades, master of none (but oftentimes better than a master of one)'
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Can't believe that Sexual Assault Sam turned out to be a rapist.
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Skios posted:Also, 'Jack of all trades, master of none (but oftentimes better than a master of one)' This is also a modern apocrypha.
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/Fhamiltontimes/status/1614950048311422981?s=19 Wonder how many Bastard Daves there must be on the force
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Colleagues, I have terrible news about Wanking Will.
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Well, that's gonna be awkward down at the station. Mornin', Bastard Dave. Working hard, or hardly working?
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My nickname is answering a lot of questions already answered by etc., etc.
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Met Police stunned by revelation PC N***er Stomper Jones is racist. Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley declares "nobody could have seen this coming" Even if you take them at face value, doesn't say much for the Met's detecting skills that they didn't discover this sooner Clearly an organisation that needs to be flushed down the loo
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The following officers from the elite diplomatic protection unit are to report to the chief of police immediately: Bastard Dave, Nonce Steve, The Rapist, Adam 'Jimmy' Savile, Kiddie Fiddler Wallace, and Tom. Further commendations will be issued Tuesday.
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Tesseraction posted:Can't believe that Sexual Assault Sam turned out to be a rapist. You joke, but Wayne Couzens literally was nicknamed "Rapist" by his fellow Met officers.
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What was the "other stuff" in Afghanistan?
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keep punching joe posted:What was the "other stuff" in Afghanistan? Jaywalking, clearly.
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Jedit posted:You joke, but Wayne Couzens literally was nicknamed "Rapist" by his fellow Met officers. We here at the met make no judgements about Statutory Steve and don't mind that we often have to take longer routes to keep him out of range of schools.
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Guavanaut posted:The following officers from the elite diplomatic protection unit are to report to the chief of police immediately: I don’t trust this “Tom” guy.
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The Met posted:"We have been clear, there is no place in our police forces for officers who fall so seriously short of the acceptable standards of behaviour and are not fit to wear the uniform." It is very reassuring to hear that serial rape falls short of the standards of behaviour expected of police officers.
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Ralepozozaxe posted:I don’t trust this “Tom” guy. It's short for "Peeping Tom" tho.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Wonder how many Bastard Daves there must be on the force The Met now thinking hard about whether to look into the backgrounds of Dave’s squad mates “Ronnie the Rapist” and “Pete the Pimp”
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smellmycheese posted:The Met now thinking hard about whether to look into the backgrounds of Dave’s squad mates “Ronnie the Rapist” and “Pete the Pimp” Buggering Barry. My wife works for a charity supporting victims of domestic abuse and there is a really high proportion of perpetrators who are serving police officers. This is not to say it's entirely representative of the problem because there are other factors that skew this (i.e. victims with greater economic means are less likely to seek support from a charity) but aside from the proportion it's a high number. Just counting those she's encountered, excluding victims who don't seek support from a charity, excluding those that deal with her colleagues or other charities, it's a loving lot of police officers within the area who are perpetrating domestic abuse.
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Ralepozozaxe posted:I don’t trust this “Tom” guy. He's been up to some pretty sinister poo poo since MySpace.
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Ralepozozaxe posted:I don’t trust this “Tom” guy. Yeah yeah Jerry we know
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Tbh all the coppers or copper equivalents I've ever known personally have always been 'decent' while clearly also enjoyed asserting themselves and have had very firm views on right and wrong (they're right) and who's good and who's bad (they're good), with very little thoughtfulness or self reflection. I don't think those ones are domestic abusers necessarily, but it's no surprise at all that domestic abusers are attracted to the profession.
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:It is very reassuring to hear that serial rape falls short of the standards of behaviour expected of police officers. Yes they are very disapproving of those dumb enough to get caught
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Necrothatcher posted:Hah I lived next door to thighpaulsandra when I was a kid. Great guy, always used to get me free tickets to Spiritualized gigs and to festivals they played at. Glad he's doing okay. That's really cool. He certainly seems to be doing really well. His solo material is absolutely bonkers in the best way, modular synth weirdness that leaps from avant-garde modern classical to ultra heavy krautrock in a single track. Though his tendency to push the envelope of taste so hard that it inverts frightened Julian Cope so much that he was kicked out of his band. It looks like no one has been brave enough to put up the most explicit homoerotic sadomasochist sleeve photos* on Discogs yet. (Hmm new project...?) The insert with a fully erect full frontal nude in Double Vulgar II along with lyrics about spilling his seed on the back seat of the Variety Club Sunshine coach etc. was probably the last straw for poor St Jules. *There's a hilarious story about some guy visiting his farm while the rest of Coil were there and being greeted by a scene of John Balance just chilling out in the sun watching their nude dancers the Anarcocks practise moves while Sleazy and Thighpaulsandra were busy doing a photo shoot in one of the barns and deep in conversation about whether or not the model needed more viagra and/or fake blood. Here's a brief taste (pun not intended but apposite), a banging 3 and a half minute excerpt from what is a ten and a half minute long epic. Video is dripping (okay this one's intentional) with NWSness even though youtube don't seem to have noticed so link broken. E: to add Trigger warning: includes some scenes of simulated violence. Profuse apologies if I caught this too late. youtube.com/watch?v=cmlM9Aw2ddE Chubby Henparty posted:Did Coil ever get paid back or revenge for whoever did them wrong (err the Red Queen? album cover which is entirely devoted to 'gently caress this guy who ripped us off, so much) You're thinking of their rerelease of the first two albums Scatology and Horse Rotorvator as parts 1 and 2 of the Stevø, Pay Us What You Owe Us! series. Links go to those versions so you can check which cover you are thinking of, Note: some workplaces may consider Scatology's cover NWS because of nude backside in inverted crucifix. Aimed at Stevo/Stephen Pearce of Some Bizarre who kept rereleasing/licensing these two albums without paying Coil anything. Coil website around 2001 posted:After several comments and questions on the Coil mailing list regarding the inclusion of the phrase "Stevø, Pay Us What You Owe Us!" on the covers of the recent reissues of Scatology and Horse Rotorvator, Jhon Balance has issued the following statement: Just a few years ago Stevo popped up on Discogs posting long rambling semi-literate screeds on the pages for the albums claiming that they were his and all versions not released via him should be marked as bootlegs and blocked from being sold through the site. He was told to do one pretty quickly. I notice that none of this appears on Wikipedia so someone is successfully purging the record on his behalf. Utter arse even if he was involved in helping some pretty good bands get started back in the day. EmptyVessel fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Jan 16, 2023 |
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New fudge drop! Happy New Year, fudge-fans! As you may have noticed we've been awful quiet on the online front recently- this is due to being super busy with markets and in-person trade throughout the backend of last year, resulting in us doing more trade in November alone than in our entire first year! However, we've not forgotten where we started, and we're back to offer you all sorts of delicious goodness to help stave off the grimness of January. We've got several old favourites as well as a couple of brand new flavours for you to try- including the two breakout hits of the last year! You may also notice that we're using plural pronouns now- that's because Fudjit is now fully a team! Back in November we took on our first apprentice and trained them in the ways of the fudge-alchemist's art, and quite gallingly they were producing fudge as good as my own within a fortnight. We're looking to expand our team even further in the coming year so you may find us turning up at all sorts of places and events that would have been beyond our reach previously. And be on the look-out for more experimental flavours this year, as our doubled production capacity means I have more time to experiment with things! Talking of which, some of you may recall before christmas I launched a 'Choose a flavour' competition. The winner of this is SA user Discowitch with her suggestion of 'Chilli and Lime' who will be receiving a selection box for her trouble later this week and the fudge being made later this month. Congratulations Discowitch! Anyway, without further preamble here's our current offerings. Current Fudge Flavours Original Vanilla Salted Caramel Milk Chocolate Maple Pecan Cafe Americano Peanut Butter Cup Unicorn Barf Strawberry Milkshake Egg Nog **NEW**- An entire bottle of Advocaat goes into each batch of this one. Tastes like a bar of custard, dusted with cinammon and nutmeg. Truly amazing. Oranges And Lemons **NEW**- The result of a late night session in the fudge-lab, this combines sicilian lemon and valencian orange extracts with organic mixed candied peel. Tastes like a bar of solid lemon curd with a bitter-orange aftertaste, and was indisputably the stand-out hit of the autumn! All stock is now live at https://www.fudjit.co.uk at £3.50 per 100g bar (+p&p). And as always, use the goon code 'Roastbeefisbest' to get 5-for-4 at checkout. Goodies will now all be shipped Royal Mail first-class with tracking, due to some issues with untracked packages going missing in transit late last year. Get fudged!
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EmptyVessel posted:Red Queen is a track on the beautiful, glacial Musick To Play In The Dark album so some confusion there. Thanks so much for the comprehensive reply  That makes sense, I'd dipped my toe into Coil after hearing Red Queen on late night weird student radio (alongside Negativland/OTE, a mix of Radioactivity I'll never track down, other strange noises) that got me through a lot of uni work, but nothing else stuck aside from those rants I saw printed on the CDs in the store. Gonna listen to MTPITD right now.
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Oh dear. I am so, so sorry Camrath that the fluke of timing means that your post about delicious fudge comes hot on the heels after my mention of Scatology... Chubby Henparty posted:Thanks so much for the comprehensive reply Glad to help elucidate. Be sure and check out MTPITD 2 too. They are truly gorgeous albums. EmptyVessel fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Jan 16, 2023 |
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A man with an Alan Partridge-esque level of the common touch… https://twitter.com/REWearmouth/status/1614919542555435008
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Ralepozozaxe posted:I don’t trust this “Tom” guy. Otherwise Law-abiding Tom
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Did you hear about Child Porn John? Got arrested for racketeering
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smellmycheese posted:A man with an Alan Partridge-esque level of the common touch… LOL what a great understanding of football fans from this man of the people
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