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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Next season starts with

Note: Richard Sanchez died on the way back to his home planet.

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MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Flinger posted:

Guys who talk about porn and sexhaving and then refuse a mutual JO session are cowards

Is this before or after Mario Kart?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Who is Andrew Callaghan, I started seeing people talk about him last week as being outed as a creep but literally never heard of him

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
this is why i exclusively watch procedural dramas on CBS and Paramount+

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Who is Andrew Callaghan, I started seeing people talk about him last week as being outed as a creep but literally never heard of him

He mainly interviews people like Alex Jones Qanon families, ect. He had an HBO documentary just release

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

thin blue whine posted:

this is why i exclusively watch procedural dramas on CBS and Paramount+

Every TV show should be an episodic procedural. throw in some kind of whacky doctor or a real character of a detective and baby you got a stew going

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I hate how every tv show now has a talking dog and every episode the talking dog turns to the camera and tells you to do things. I seriously don't get it.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I hate how every tv show now has a talking dog and every episode the talking dog turns to the camera and tells you to do things. I seriously don't get it.

I wouldnt worry about it too much, just go with it.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


anytime i see an ad for The Good Doctor it's just the guy getting hit with some hard hitting news and him spacing out into infinity wistfully

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I think you should kill yourself Dilbert

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

INT. POLICE STATION - DAY

DETECTIVE OLIVIA BENSON and DETECTIVE FIN TUTUOLA sit at their desks, going through evidence.

OLIVIA
(looking at a photo)
This is the victim, a thirteen-year-old girl named Emily. She was found in Central Park this morning.

FIN
(nodding)
Cause of death?

OLIVIA
Strangulation.

They both stand up and grab their jackets.

INT. CENTRAL PARK - DAY

The detectives arrive at the crime scene. They talk to the forensic team and gather information.

OLIVIA
(to forensic team)
What have you found?

FORENSIC TEAM LEADER
We found traces of DNA under her nails. It doesn't match anyone in the system.

OLIVIA
(nodding)
Thanks.

They walk away from the crime scene and sit on a nearby bench.

OLIVIA
(pulling out a notebook)
Emily was a huge fan of a cartoon show called "Rich and Shmorky."

FIN
(nodding)
Let's pay a visit to the creator of the show.

INT. RICH AND SHMORKY STUDIO - DAY

The detectives walk into the studio and approach the receptionist.

OLIVIA
We're here to see Jack Rowland.

RECEPTIONIST
Sure, I'll let him know you're here.

They sit down in the waiting area and wait. A few moments later, JACK ROWLAND, a middle-aged man with a chronic bedwetting problem, enters the room. He speaks in a crude and offensive manner reminiscent of a 4chan poster.

JACK
(sarcastically)
What do you want?

OLIVIA
We're here to ask you some questions about Emily.

JACK
(shrugging)
I don't know any Emily.

OLIVIA
(pulling out a notebook)
She was a fan of your show. We found evidence that she had been in contact with you before her death.

JACK
(shrugging)
So what?

FIN
(interrupting)
We're going to need to take a look around your studio and your computer.

JACK
(rolling his eyes)
Fine.

The detectives start to investigate, and as they dig deeper, they discover that Jack has a dark history of abuse and manipulation, and that he had been using his position of power as the creator of "Rich and Shmorky" to groom and exploit young fans of his show, and that he had been using the anonymity of the internet to target and manipulate his victims.

INT. POLICE STATION - DAY

The detectives have gathered enough evidence to make an arrest. They storm the studio and take Jack into custody.

INT. COURTROOM - DAY

Jack is on trial for murder, and the detectives testify in court.

JACK
(shrugging)
So what?

The jury finds him guilty, and he is sentenced to life in prison.

INT. POLICE STATION - DAY

The detectives sit at their desks, going through paperwork.

OLIVIA
(sighing)
Justice served.

The episode ends with a message about the importance of speaking out against abuse and the dangers of trusting those in positions of power, and the added danger of anonymity in the Internet.

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000
no dont

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
Not bad, but needs a scene where Sam Waterston plays a clip from “Rich and Smorky” for the jury that weirdly sexualizes Rich’s teenage granddaughter in a really uncomfortable way.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I just wish people would be a little less extreme and swingy in their opinions

Everyone is Literal Hitler or Above Reproach. It's like social media brains literally can't conceive of a person who does both good things and bad things, when actual reality is full of nothing BUT people who are capable of both

I'm not saying Justin did anything good, in fact he definitely has never done anything good. But these people who go "oh I guess this means Andrew Callahan is nothing but a sex pest, his show is now tainted" are just so simplistic

One wishes everyone in the world was either all good or all bad but that is just not the world we're in

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Bad Purchase posted:

Next season starts with

Note: Richard Sanchez died on the way back to his home planet.

he voiced Morty too, next season they're just rebranding it as "and"

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





"People need to be less extreme in their opinions" he says, as he gives the extremely broad opinion that people who use social media "literally can't conceive" of moral nuance.

When's the last time you promised to leave?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It would be funny if they decide to throw a bitchfit about Roiland getting cancelled and like replace Rick and Morty with super woke versions of the characters, that would show everyone

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

sure okay posted:

"People need to be less extreme in their opinions" he says, as he gives the extremely broad opinion that people who use social media "literally can't conceive" of moral nuance.

When's the last time you promised to leave?

Who are you and why should I care?

Edit: I know this is gbs but please stop misgendering me

Edit 2: I said "it's like" social media has no nuance. A nuanced statement meaning "it seems to me", not meaning "it definitely is". So thanks for proving my point lol

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Saalkin posted:

As long as smiling friends is safe we're good.

Prepare for the long winter, my friend

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

the holy poopacy posted:

he voiced Morty too, next season they're just rebranding it as "and"

Beth & Jerry

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

precision posted:

I just wish people would be a little less extreme and swingy in their opinions

Everyone is Literal Hitler or Above Reproach. It's like social media brains literally can't conceive of a person who does both good things and bad things, when actual reality is full of nothing BUT people who are capable of both

I'm not saying Justin did anything good, in fact he definitely has never done anything good. But these people who go "oh I guess this means Andrew Callahan is nothing but a sex pest, his show is now tainted" are just so simplistic

One wishes everyone in the world was either all good or all bad but that is just not the world we're in

I'm sorry Mr Callahan but this is not the Something Awful Feel Sorry For Yourself thread

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

precision posted:

I just wish people would be a little less extreme and swingy in their opinions

Everyone is Literal Hitler or Above Reproach. It's like social media brains literally can't conceive of a person who does both good things and bad things, when actual reality is full of nothing BUT people who are capable of both

I'm not saying Justin did anything good, in fact he definitely has never done anything good. But these people who go "oh I guess this means Andrew Callahan is nothing but a sex pest, his show is now tainted" are just so simplistic

One wishes everyone in the world was either all good or all bad but that is just not the world we're in

Shut da gently caress up

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

precision posted:

Who are you and why should I care?

Edit: I know this is gbs but please stop misgendering me

Edit 2: I said "it's like" social media has no nuance. A nuanced statement meaning "it seems to me", not meaning "it definitely is". So thanks for proving my point lol

your profile says you're a male fyi

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Still laughing about him doing the racist Chinese accent thing and the 15 year old girl not even acknowledging it. Him desperately trying to get her attention and approval she’s just like “school sucks”

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

“school sucks”

:yeah:

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
whoda thunk giving carte blanche to a guy who made an incest pedophilia back to the future short had some fuckin weird and wild things to say

i guess it's the deal you make with hollywood!!!

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Still laughing about him doing the racist Chinese accent thing and the 15 year old girl not even acknowledging it. Him desperately trying to get her attention and approval she’s just like “school sucks”

Lol

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the worst thing about the texts is that he can’t even land one funny joke

well, maybe the pedo vibes and racism are the worst part. but come on if you’re gonna bring those into your jokes you better make em count.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

precision posted:

I just wish people would be a little less extreme and swingy in their opinions

Everyone is Literal Hitler or Above Reproach. It's like social media brains literally can't conceive of a person who does both good things and bad things, when actual reality is full of nothing BUT people who are capable of both

I'm not saying Justin did anything good, in fact he definitely has never done anything good. But these people who go "oh I guess this means Andrew Callahan is nothing but a sex pest, his show is now tainted" are just so simplistic

One wishes everyone in the world was either all good or all bad but that is just not the world we're in

You wish people were less extreme and swingy in their opinion on this guy?


What kind of nuanced takes are you hoping for in response to people learning stuff like this?

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Booty Pageant posted:

whoda thunk giving carte blanche to a guy who made an incest pedophilia back to the future short had some fuckin weird and wild things to say

i guess it's the deal you make with hollywood!!!

I don't really buy this reasoning, because sometimes people are openly gross and tell you who they are, even if they obfuscate it by playing a character (Marilyn Manson), and sometimes people present themselves as upstanding while also being gross (Joss Whedon).

Sometimes nice people have comic or artistic personas that are gross, sometimes gross artists are actually nice and sometimes people who make wholesome stuff loving suck.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
What if he sent her a message that said the c word instead of the f word how we all feeling about things if that was the case?

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

your profile says you're a male fyi

This reminds me, is 'porpoise' still an option? Maybe time to get rid of it, if so.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Bad Purchase posted:

Next season starts with

Note: Richard Sanchez died on the way back to his home planet.

Rick and Morty continues for the rest of its 28 season order but now its just Jerry and Summer trying to figure out a way to rescue Rick and Morty from another dimension and when they are finally rescued they can only communicate through sign cards

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Nooner posted:

What if he sent her a message that said the c word instead of the f word how we all feeling about things if that was the case?

banned

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Mister Speaker posted:

This reminds me, is 'porpoise' still an option? Maybe time to get rid of it, if so.

lol

I mean if they want to add more options then I'm all for it but there's no harm in the tongue in cheek catch-all "I identify otherwise and/or it's none ya business" option

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Nooner posted:

What if he sent her a message that said the c word instead of the f word how we all feeling about things if that was the case?

:can:

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


checking profiles is for losers. Give me pronoun gang tags or give the option of putting a mars symbol, venus symbol or that one prince symbol next to usernames if you want to. Clicking through wastes valuable posting time.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I'm worried about what's going to happen to all those bootleg t-shirt stores.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


I wish we were able to force people to feel shame, I bet Roiland's head would explode like a pumpkin.

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Apr 21, 2012


Extra Large Marge posted:

I'm worried about what's going to happen to all those bootleg t-shirt stores.

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