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Knormal posted:Look, if you can think of a better spot for the switch for your bathtub garbage disposal I'd love to hear it. The bathtub garbage disposal, for when the waffle stomp doesn't work?
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Jan 17, 2023 05:26
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prob a gay bar tbh
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Jan 17, 2023 05:31
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OMFG FURRY posted:prob a gay bar tbh "No loads refused" restroom
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Jan 17, 2023 05:59
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The natural order of bathrooms is "just toilets" and "just urinals."
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Jan 17, 2023 07:02
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Volcott posted:The natural order of bathrooms is "just toilets" and "just urinals."  the two bathrooms should be 'just gonna piss through a dick' and 'other'
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Jan 17, 2023 07:12
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a urinal is a toilet without walls
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Jan 17, 2023 07:13
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Crab Dad posted:wiping your rear end is the only acceptable use for that flag ew gross
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Jan 17, 2023 08:29
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please do not bring your bigoted "natural order" "toilet truths" of only two bathrooms into this like it's casual agreeable banter. standing, sitting, and squatting are all valid toilets.
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Jan 17, 2023 08:59
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Hard disagree. Anyone who has worked in the hospitality business knows that a large tile box with a firehouse and several floor drains is the only hygienic way to deal with man's endless toilet creativity
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Jan 17, 2023 09:06
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The only natural toilet configuration is an open corner of any given room.
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Jan 17, 2023 09:09
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There's a gay bar in a nearby city where the walls separating the bar from the toilet are made of glass. So you piss against the glass while the people on the other side can enjoy the view.
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Jan 17, 2023 09:32
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If you aren't Donald Trumping it and just wearing adult diapers even if you don't need them like some sort of real alpha male I don't even know if you can call that using the bathroom anymore.
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Jan 17, 2023 11:22
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AlphaKeny1 posted:a urinal is a toilet without walls My bar's 2 bathrooms are just labeled "Pissin' wall" and "shittin' hole".
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Jan 17, 2023 12:35
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I sometimes wonder what all of grover's family and friends think about him being a meme. It would have been sweet. Bathroom would have had a tub girl display with uh, "eruptions" every hour on the hour. Goatse toilet seats so you could actually take a dump in to the goat man's rear end, and the snack bar would only sell mangosteen and mountain dew to drink and Cheetos and gold belly cookies to eat.
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Jan 17, 2023 13:07
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Look at all these scrubs itt who don’t just poo poo and piss their pants whenever they need to go
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Jan 17, 2023 13:07
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430 in the morning the last two people left our Christmas party, I had to lug my buddy to the passenger seat of his car. He recently took to vodka. His wife awoke later in the morning to him standing on the bed, pissing everywhere
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Jan 17, 2023 13:27
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Wall Balls posted:these guys are low hanging fruit but also lol Poor guy will be 80 by the age of 40
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Jan 17, 2023 14:21
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caspergers posted:Poor guy will be 80 by the age of 40 the roids are gonna get his heart long before he's 80
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Jan 17, 2023 14:28
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Linux Pirate posted:The only natural toilet configuration is an open corner of any given room. Where's the toilet in the oval office smart guy
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Jan 17, 2023 15:20
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codo27 posted:430 in the morning the last two people left our Christmas party, I had to lug my buddy to the passenger seat of his car. He recently took to vodka. His wife awoke later in the morning to him standing on the bed, pissing everywhere I had a roomate that pissed his bed one night. We flipped the mattress and washed the bedding. He pissed it again. So I washed the bedding again. we put it on the guest room. Two days later he pissed the bed. poo poo sucked One time I thought I pissed the bed but what had happened was I was really strung out on heroin and I nodded out with a beer in my hand on my bed.
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Jan 17, 2023 15:22
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TotalLossBrain posted:Where's the toilet in the oval office smart guy underneath the resolute desk. Or if you are trump you just piss into some yes mans mouth and they say thank you with tears in their eyes....also they look like they were right out of central casting.
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Jan 17, 2023 15:23
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ManBoyChef posted:underneath the resolute desk. Or if you are trump you just piss into some yes mans mouth and they say thank you with tears in their eyes....also they look like they were right out of central casting. I will accept this answer
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Jan 17, 2023 15:30
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ManBoyChef posted:underneath the resolute desk. Or if you are trump you just piss into some yes mans mouth and they say thank you with tears in their eyes....also they look like they were right out of central casting. "I was in the Oval Office. Great office, by the way. We love it. No corners. And a big strong guy grabbed me, tears in his eyes, and it happens every time, and many times. And he said: 'Sir, Mr. President, thank you so much for pissing in my mouth.'" 
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Jan 17, 2023 16:34
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Scratch Monkey posted:Look at all these scrubs itt who don’t just poo poo and piss their pants whenever they need to go lol at wearing pants
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Jan 17, 2023 17:20
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https://i.imgur.com/2DEBS1R.mp4
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Jan 17, 2023 19:43
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Please don't kinkshame
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Jan 17, 2023 19:53
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I expected it to launch spiders so as an eye washing station I'll still give it a 6/10
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Jan 17, 2023 19:56
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hey it was running clear after less than a minute what more do you want 
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Tiny Timbs posted:I expected it to launch spiders so as an eye washing station I'll still give it a 6/10 What about a toilet that launches spiders? https://i.imgur.com/jljwGri.gifv
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Jan 17, 2023 20:06
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I'll take my chances with the acid in my eyes, thank you.
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Jan 17, 2023 20:07
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Must be nice to live somewhere where that isn't the norm.
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Jan 17, 2023 20:11
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codo27 posted:Must be nice to live somewhere where that isn't the norm. Where do you live where acid is always in your eyes
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Jan 17, 2023 21:16
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Jabberlock posted:Where do you live where acid is always in your eyes The summer of love.
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Jan 17, 2023 22:02
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Jabberlock posted:Where do you live where acid is always in your eyes Our guy hosed up so bad the military posted him to Venus
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Jan 17, 2023 22:34
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I mean where the water supply doesn't have a color that makes you wonder if someone forgot to flush after pissing or if thats just the color
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Jan 17, 2023 23:37
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It's because eyewash stations typically never get used or tested, so a lot of sediment tends to accumulate in the pipes. Every eyewash station I have ever seen tested has done that, usually with the tester saying something along the lines of "I guess we should test more often, huh? Haha!"
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Jan 17, 2023 23:58
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Eyewash stations are gross. You gotta run that water every day
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Every science department has stories about students accidentally spilling something on themselves and having to use the chem shower and getting gallons of brown or black water dumped on them.
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Poops Mcgoots posted:Every science department has stories about students accidentally spilling something on themselves and having to use the chem shower and getting gallons of brown or black water dumped on them. Why don’t they just turn the drat things on every couple of days for like 30 seconds?
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