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Jestery posted:Well I work in a martial arts department some days and we have a couple of those eye wash stations Reading comprehension. I had a hell of a time figuring out what you were talking about. I like my version better. Maybe that's why I keep reading it wrong.
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Karate Bastard posted:Reading comprehension. I had a hell of a time figuring out what you were talking about. I also assume he works in a Kung Fu Factory
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I also assume he works in a Kung Fu Factory I think I found footage of a work meeting there where the manager gets interrupted by a personal phone call. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lBsZ-2I62g
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:That or smear one or more bodily fluids over several hundred actual newspapers. Depending on the publication this may actually be a net gain for humanity.
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Android Apocalypse posted:What were you going to do, jump the fence & flip him over as he sprayed feces everywhere? I dunno, but I was next to him laughing in another hammock.
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not cursed, much better than putting it in an untouchable grave for eternity
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Still easier than recycling K-Cups.
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Less interesting https://twitter.com/jakebunny/status/1615902497096302592
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It could've been from a Terminator, you don't really know.
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Pretty sure you can recover those after cremation. Then it's off to the smelter.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Pretty sure you can recover those after cremation. Then it's off to the smelter.
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Crab Dad posted:Why don’t some people brush their teeth at least once a day? mods pls change my name to 'depression laboratory'
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What the gently caress sort of high school did this person go to
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Milo and POTUS posted:What the gently caress sort of high school did this person go to One that still has metalworking as an elective, obviously
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Slugworth posted:When we spread my dog's ashes, we forgot about her implant from her TPLO surgery, and were momentarily pretty confused about why her ashes made a thud sound. Could have been worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqBKQgTLJuc&t=855s
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Volcott posted:The natural order of bathrooms is "just toilets" and "just urinals."
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If you aren't pissing in the sink I dunno what to tell you.
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A local theatre made their washrooms gender neutral by simply removing the signs and changing nothing else and so I walked into the wrong one and man, y'all males are just getting assaulted by the sight of dicks out in the open every time you walk into a washroom??
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:That or smear one or more bodily fluids over several hundred actual newspapers. "What's black and white and red all over?" 
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Killingyouguy! posted:A local theatre made their washrooms gender neutral by simply removing the signs and changing nothing else and so I walked into the wrong one and man, y'all males are just getting assaulted by the sight of dicks out in the open every time you walk into a washroom?? did the theatre have 3 'X's on the sign out front?
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Killingyouguy! posted:A local theatre made their washrooms gender neutral by simply removing the signs and changing nothing else and so I walked into the wrong one and man, y'all males are just getting assaulted by the sight of dicks out in the open every time you walk into a washroom?? I've been using public bathrooms for almost 40 years now, and I've never seen somebody elses dick while using one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Dave Syndrome posted:"What's black and white and red all over?" That would make such a terrible CSB video intro.
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I’ve seen lots of places turn restrooms gender neutral but they’re all singles with a locking door. And yeah, the only time I’ve ever seen another dude’s hog in a rest room is when Fenway Park used to have The Trough.
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The General posted:I've been using public bathrooms for almost 40 years now, and I've never seen somebody elses dick while using one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You're using them wrong
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The General posted:I've been using public bathrooms for almost 40 years now, and I've never seen somebody elses dick while using one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Try harder ffs At my last job we had this dude everyone called The Cock Sniper. He worked at the cafe in the building by the bathrooms. If he saw you walk into the men’s room he’d follow you in and peek over the urinal divider to look at your dick while he jerked himself off.
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Killingyouguy! posted:A local theatre made their washrooms gender neutral by simply removing the signs and changing nothing else and so I walked into the wrong one and man, y'all males are just getting assaulted by the sight of dicks out in the open every time you walk into a washroom?? no this has never happened to me there are times when seeing someone's dick is essentially unavoidable, like the aforementioned trough situation at some stadiums, but no one has ever like, had their dick out in the open. was it a locker room?
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more falafel please posted:no this has never happened to me I’ve been in multiple locker rooms and the only ones who show off their dicks are the near-mummified closeted elderlies. Most men aren’t proud of their peckers, as that one bad gay porn acting YouTube video makes clear.
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Lol what kind of bathroom did you go to that had guys just walking around with their dicks out for everyone to see? Howdy and welcome to the men's room, why isn't your dick out? My dick is out, take a look. Where's yours? Take it out so we (who have our dicks out) can look at your dick. This is what happens in the men's room. edit: vvvvv hey buddy I was talking about the other bathroom dicklooker! Manager Hoyden fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Jan 19, 2023 |
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I said locker rooms you weirdo. I stayed clothed the whole time and wasn’t molested. Oh did you mean about the other guy and the trough urinals? Those are also a thing, you’re gonna see some dicks if you go to a minor league baseball game or any racing league. Now that I think about it, naked dicks are omnipresent in this day and age. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jan 19, 2023 |
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I’ve seen urinals directly in front of the door with no privacy partitions a couple times in my life where a cock sighting could’ve been unavoidable, but most are better designed.
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??? It was a washroom with no dividers between the urinals. Super easy to see someone's junk from any angle that's not directly behind the person using it. I've been in hundreds of bathrooms in office buildings set up like that, usually much older ones. Anything newer has dividers. ^ yeah exactly. Poorly designed, older washrooms are were this would happen. I call these "eyes up" bathrooms for obvious reasons
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It was a European bathroom. You unzip as you walk in past the old lady collecting the coins. You're required to have it hanging out in the actual restroom premises. This isn't weird, it's cultured
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Caedus posted:??? It was a washroom with no dividers between the urinals. Super easy to see someone's junk from any angle that's not directly behind the person using it. I've been in hundreds of bathrooms in office buildings set up like that, usually much older ones. Anything newer has dividers. Only the nicer sports get that treatment over here.
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Caedus posted:??? It was a washroom with no dividers between the urinals. Super easy to see someone's junk from any angle that's not directly behind the person using it. I've been in hundreds of bathrooms in office buildings set up like that, usually much older ones. Anything newer has dividers. Yeah, it was this, I super did not mean like just walking around full schlong hanging out lmao, just poorly strategized urinal placement in a very old building I am glad to hear most are not like this
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It’s real rare that you unavoidably have to see a dick, but the option is usually there if you want to. That’s the cold hard truth of reality.
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Dick Fontaine posted:It’s real rare that you unavoidably have to see a dick, but the option is usually there if you want to. That’s the cold hard truth of reality. If you see dick everywhere you go perhaps the world is not at fault
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