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Waffle!: Aug 6, 2004; I Feel Pretty!

I... Just don't look at people's dicks?

# ? Jan 19, 2023 23:42

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# ? May 31, 2024 21:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Karate Bastard posted:

Welcome to the dicklocker!

In my case it's also a footlocker

# ? Jan 19, 2023 23:46

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

Welcome to the dicklocker!

Enter the dicklooker

# ? Jan 19, 2023 23:53

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Waffle! posted:

I... Just don't look at people's dicks?

what kind of sick sadistic poo poo is this? not looking at peoples dicks. now ive heard it all!

# ? Jan 20, 2023 00:01

Silly Newbie: Jul 25, 2007; How do I?

Milo and POTUS posted:

What the gently caress sort of high school did this person go to

Probably one in a small town where those were the only meaningful employers.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 00:12

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Waffle! posted:

I... Just don't look at people's dicks?

I have no lust for wieners, but thanks to the internet I've seen more hard cock than a gay emperor!

# ? Jan 20, 2023 00:27

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I�ve seen lots of places turn restrooms gender neutral but they�re all singles with a locking door.

I used to go to Mile High Hamburger Mary�s a lot, which is a drag bar with amazing hamburgers and nonstop 80s and 90s music videos playing when they�re not doing events. They had multi-occupant gender neutral bathrooms and some lady screamed at me when I went in to take a piss.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 00:43

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

Robert Facepalmer posted:

Post/username combo... questions?

The Cock Sniper�s name was Spyder and he was big and strong and high functioning mentally off in some way. My username has nothing to do with the Cock Sniper but I can see how it could look like that like he looked at my dick.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I�ve been in multiple locker rooms and the only ones who show off their dicks are the near-mummified closeted elderlies. Most men aren�t proud of their peckers, as that one bad gay porn acting YouTube video makes clear.

This locker room weener talk reminds me of another incident I had with the Cock Sniper.

We had a locker room at work for all the staff that needed to change in and out of uniforms and such. One day I�m getting in for a 3-11 shift and Spyder wandered in behind me. So I�m taking my street clothes off and he�s taking his uniform off. 3 o clock doesn�t feel like it�s the end of his shift but what do I know. He�s jabbering on the whole time eyeballing my dick like he does. Anyway, I get my uniform on and Spyder doesn�t change into street clothes. He puts his uniform back on and wanders back to work.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 00:48

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Lt. Cock posted:

The Cock Sniper�s name was Spyder and he was big and strong and high functioning mentally off in some way. My username has nothing to do with the Cock Sniper but I can see how it could look like that like he looked at my dick.

This locker room weener talk reminds me of another incident I had with the Cock Sniper.

We had a locker room at work for all the staff that needed to change in and out of uniforms and such. One day I�m getting in for a 3-11 shift and Spyder wandered in behind me. So I�m taking my street clothes off and he�s taking his uniform off. 3 o clock doesn�t feel like it�s the end of his shift but what do I know. He�s jabbering on the whole time eyeballing my dick like he does. Anyway, I get my uniform on and Spyder doesn�t change into street clothes. He puts his uniform back on and wanders back to work.

Hahaha what the actual gently caress

# ? Jan 20, 2023 01:50

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:04

MSPain: Jul 14, 2006

what a scamp!

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:05

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I've had dudes comes up next to me at urinals and look over the urinal before. It's always Europeans that have done this. I think it's because they can't believe that dumb Americans chop off part of their dicks and they want to see it in person.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:11

Jack-Off Lantern: Mar 2, 2012

Waltzing Along posted:

I've had dudes comes up next to me at urinals and look over the urinal before. It's always Europeans that have done this. I think it's because they can't believe that dumb Americans chop off part of their dicks and they want to see it in person.

I'm European and I can corroborate this.
We like to study your cut dongs

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:14

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I knew it.

It's also always at concerts.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:14

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

I thought some europeans were down with cutting dicks. At least the fastidious germans.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:15

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

I'm European and I can corroborate this.
We like to study your cut dongs

I want to say you can look, but you can't touch, but that just makes it hotter..

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:15

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

I'm European and I can corroborate this.
We like to study your cut dongs

I was only half paying attention and read "cut" as "muscular" at first, like "drat dude, that dick is ripped"

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:17

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Some of y'all have never been to a county/state fair.

Nothing to block your view.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:18

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Captain Hygiene posted:

I was only half paying attention and read "cut" as "muscular" at first, like "drat dude, that dick is ripped"

It just looks ripped, from all the masturbating, but its not torn at all.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:18

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

I'm European and I can corroborate this.
We like to study your cut dongs

U jelly

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:18

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Some of y'all have never been to a county/state fair.

Nothing to block your view.

Or we have, and we just don't look at other peoples' dicks. It's there in your peripheral vision, but you can just... choose to not look.

yeah yeah post/username combo

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:19

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:26

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Some of y'all have never been to a county/state fair.

Nothing to block your view.

The worst part of using one of these is when you're wearing shorts, and you feel backsplash against your shins... and you haven't even unzipped yet :gonk:

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:40

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Why do you think so many men default into wearing jeans?

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:46

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Why do you think so many men default into wearing jeans?

because im a tough ranchin man

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:49

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

in b4 canadian tuxedo jokes

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I thought some europeans were down with cutting dicks. At least the fastidious germans.

Buddy, Germans are the LEAST likely to be into circumcision

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:58

Renreeja: Oct 11, 2007

Did anybody here have shy bladder? I did for a long time after getting an appendicitis surgery. it made urinal pissing a daring and risky affair, cause I would fear standing there with no pissing sound or stream with no dividers would lead others to conclude i was wackin it or something, which increased the anxiety and inability to piss.

Once at a gas station I went to piss beside a guy and both of us were standing there for like 45 seconds in complete silence, i was determined to outlast this guy in the competition of awkwardness, he finally broke and ran.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 02:59

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Lt. Cock posted:

We had a locker room at work for all the staff that needed to change in and out of uniforms and such. One day I�m getting in for a 3-11 shift and Spyder wandered in behind me. So I�m taking my street clothes off and he�s taking his uniform off. 3 o clock doesn�t feel like it�s the end of his shift but what do I know. He�s jabbering on the whole time eyeballing my dick like he does. Anyway, I get my uniform on and Spyder doesn�t change into street clothes. He puts his uniform back on and wanders back to work.

lmao this is incredible, the twist is marvelous

what on earth lol

# ? Jan 20, 2023 03:06

Methylethylaldehyde: Oct 23, 2004; BAKA BAKA

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Some of y'all have never been to a county/state fair.

Nothing to block your view.

"Don't cross the streams Ray"

# ? Jan 20, 2023 03:06

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

"Don't cross the streams Ray"

I still have the childhood memory of walking into a ballpark bathroom and seeing a circle of about 12 guys pissing into one of these.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 03:23

JosephSkunk: Dec 16, 2003; Yes, evidently you had misperceived it as rain.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I still have the childhood memory of walking into a ballpark bathroom and seeing a circle of about 12 guys pissing into one of these.

I am the splatter accompanying the eye contact

# ? Jan 20, 2023 03:34

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I still have the childhood memory of walking into a ballpark bathroom and seeing a circle of about 12 guys pissing into one of these.

That looks like someone saw a beer keg once, figured it most be a urinal and it could be improve upon it.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 03:52

Cacafuego: Jul 22, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I still have the childhood memory of walking into a ballpark bathroom and seeing a circle of about 12 guys pissing into one of these.

They pissed in the sink?

# ? Jan 20, 2023 04:07

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Cacafuego posted:

They pissed in the sink?

Does not surprise me.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 04:39

Spazzle: Jul 5, 2003

Cacafuego posted:

They pissed in the sink?

Next you're gonna say you don't poop in the convenient men's room mini toilets.

# ? Jan 20, 2023 04:43

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer