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SettingSun posted:This is a criminal who stole and attempted to launder several billion dollars worth of cryptocurrency lmao. That’s one boss lady gilf alright …. *shudder internally throughout*
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you know what makes the best raps? awkwardly trying to shove too many syllables into a rhyme and then slowly pronouncing every single one https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1612487021221810176 Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Jan 19, 2023 |
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One of the big 'Bored Ape purchased? Turns out it was FTX https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2023/01/sbf-bored-apes-art-world-hangover quote:Increasingly, it looks as though the buyer was not a traditional art collector or even a human person that other Ape owners could welcome to a club. The blockchain is an opaque-at-best space, but in the months following the purchase, some close observers have settled on the idea that the buyer of the Apes at Sotheby’s was FTX, the crypto exchange that recently crashed and burned, resulting in an inquiry into the possible market machinations of its founder, Sam Bankman-Fried, who is currently charged with crimes related to the overnight disappearance of billions of his investors’ funds in the fall. (Bankman-Fried has pleaded not guilty and, in a statement, said he “did not steal funds.”)
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Horseshoe theory posted:The charge is operating an illegal money transmitting business, which is only 5 years maximum, so doubtful. Shocked they didn't him with violating the Bank Secrecy Act, etc. in addition, to be honest.
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Boxturret posted:They should build a special prison out on an island somewhere for all the bitcoinmen. Ross, SBF, Roger, Craig Wright Put them in Alcatraz. No, don't shut down the tourist thing. Charge extra for gloating at the coiners.
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Zopotantor posted:Put them in Alcatraz. 
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the only way to truly hurt SBF and probably many other crypto losers is to take away their League of Legends the prison part isnt really necessary, though extremely well deserved
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Ad by Khad posted:the only way to truly hurt SBF and probably many other crypto losers is to take away their League of Legends Taking away LOL can only ever improve someone's life
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He can keep LOL access but it forces him like six ranks up so he's constantly getting mashed
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Ah look! The next round of AI-buzzword salad for crypto is here! "Noah's Ark". No end times referencing here, nope. Complete with...a cleopatra, a poo poo-surfing monkey which is totally not racist in any way, and Abe Lincoln! If you don't know what these all have in common, well...neither do I. However much in how it's immeasurably creative to go from FTX to GTX, these folks go from NFT to iNFT! https://alethea.gitbook.io/alethea-ai-whitepaper/ .gif?alt=media&token=04d74f17-95a3-4a82-8362-1fdf0f86d008) Somehow this ties to poo poo like this: https://mycharacter.ai/character/profile/d1240b88-e2bb-4c53-bbb5-09e2ee4f38e0. animated impersonation of someone else. Note the words from the people who tried to promote this: Alethea posted:Alethea AI is building a decentralized protocol that will enable the creation of interactive and intelligent NFTs (iNFTs). Noah's Ark has a bold aim: To preserve and evolve the culture and collective intelligence of the human species.
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Ad by Khad posted:the only way to truly hurt SBF and probably many other crypto losers is to take away their League of Legends that away teh SHRIMP™️
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Holy poo poo lol the criminal complaint for the bitzlato guy has transcripts of conversations between users and the bitzlato help deskquote:On or about December 27, 2017, a user with the username “Dude Weed” wrote to Bitzlato’s customer service portal, stating: “I have a bitcoin wallet in my account on the Hydra site. I also have a wallet here . . . How do I recharge a Hydra wallet”? The user also provided transaction details. Based on my training and experience, this query reflects the user’s desire to send funds from Bitzlato to Hydra. A Bitzlato representative responded: “Hello dude weed,” apologized for the delay in the transaction, and stated that “The transaction successfully went online.” ... quote:On or about September 12, 2022, Bitzlato blocked a user’s account and asked him to verify his identity. The user responded that he would provide “a woman’s” identity documents, adding: “Am I an idiot to verify myself? Verify the ‘drop.’” The user added that he would be transferring ransomware proceeds and “a payment from Hydra” to his Bitzlato account. The Bitzlato customer service representative responded that an account verified in the name of the user’s “drop,” or straw man, would “belong to your drop,” and concluded: “Okay, we are waiting for the application.” Drop, apparently, is Russian slang for a straw man used to bypass kyc checks
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Getting customer support on your crimes, what an innovation.
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I never thought to ask my bank "can I launder dirt money here?".
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Popete posted:I never thought to ask my bank "can I launder dirt money here?". That's why you're stuck in Web2 or whatever while they're surfing sewers in the future
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notwithoutmyanus posted:Ah look! The next round of AI-buzzword salad for crypto is here! "Noah's Ark". No end times referencing here, nope. Complete with...a cleopatra, a poo poo-surfing monkey which is totally not racist in any way, and Abe Lincoln! If you don't know what these all have in common, well...neither do I. However much in how it's immeasurably creative to go from FTX to GTX, these folks go from NFT to iNFT! Oh my god I started to read bits and pieces of this and it's just so nonsensical and cringeworthy
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webcams for christ posted:lol I missed this from yesterday, ends with a real zinger: bitcoin hit a huge drop in april after rising in march
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Planet X posted:Oh my god I started to read bits and pieces of this and it's just so nonsensical and cringeworthy  idk makes sense to me
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I skimmed it and it's pretty much NFTs combined with chatbots and Pokemon. There's other stuff about metaverses and personalities shaped by real people but it's all meaningless "what-if" fluff. Oh and it seems like you can pay more money to make your NFT's AI better, lol
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I yearn for the return to the Nigerian prince scams. Such a quaint time.
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Why is Performing Higher Order Services capitalized hrrrrrnngggggg
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Popete posted:
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Gutcruncher posted:I yearn for the return to the Nigerian prince scams. Such a quaint time. quote:Dear Mr./Mrs. Gutcruncher,
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Olanphonia posted:Holy poo poo lol the criminal complaint for the bitzlato guy has transcripts of conversations between users and the bitzlato help desk Love to aid crimes, especially ones that would require filing Suspicious Activity Reports!
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Boxturret posted:Getting customer support on your crimes, what an innovation. There are straight up ransomware kits that come with customer support, basically Ransomware-as-a-Service to the point where people who get locked down can call the support # given to get instructions on how to get crypto to unlock their poo poo.
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Blorange posted:I know I've seen that board before But they reversed the order! Nobody will ever know! Just like GTX.
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Mercury_Storm posted:
Don't worry the biosphere's got like ten more years, tops.
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Wayback posted:There are straight up ransomware kits that come with customer support, basically Ransomware-as-a-Service to the point where people who get locked down can call the support # given to get instructions on how to get crypto to unlock their poo poo. wasn't there a time where they had to unlock the computers for free because the bitcoin payment was down?
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Mercury_Storm posted:
Given that a small few have gotten rich off crypto, NFTs and all this other insane poo poo, yes, these scams will continue forever unless they are made illegal and actually enforced.
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Boxturret posted:wasn't there a time where they had to unlock the computers for free because the bitcoin payment was down? Yes, I remember reading about some older woman getting ransomwared and she actually tried to pay up by driving around to bitcoin ATMs but couldn’t get them to work. She called the ransomware help desk and they just unlocked her computer for free rather than deal with doing bitcoin ransom tech support.
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Sophy Wackles posted:Yes, I remember reading about some older woman getting ransomwared and she actually tried to pay up by driving around to bitcoin ATMs but couldn’t get them to work. She called the ransomware help desk and they just unlocked her computer for free rather than deal with doing bitcoin ransom tech support. Why bother unlocking it at all though, did they suddenly grow a conscience?
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putin is a oval office posted:Why bother unlocking it at all though, did they suddenly grow a conscience? look, they didn't want to get a scammer tag if the crypto lockers got a bad reputation people wouldn't pay them
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putin is a oval office posted:Why bother unlocking it at all though, did they suddenly grow a conscience? Because they were businessmen, running a very legitimate and upstanding business.
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And funnily enough reputation does sort of matter with this sort of scam. As it's very openly a scam making it know hey were crooks, but if you pay you will actually unlock you stuff makes people much more likely to pay. For my job a while back I needed to keep track of various IT scams and what not, and I remember at the time when ever the ransom ware stuff was mentioned on IT news/security places they'd always mention, while it's not really ethical to pay, if you do they will get you're computer unencrypted. This is slightly different because they didn't pay. But having a reputation for not being utter dicks and being understanding about stuff, might make some people more inclined to just pay up. Like good PR never hurts. Just look at the long history of crooks, gangsters, cartel members and what not that would give small bits of there cash to help out local people in need and what not. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Jan 20, 2023 |
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