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When I have pee shyness I imagine a skeleton who loves piss and piss is raining down and landing on its skull and going through its ribs and he’s just loving it. “Give me the piss!” says the skeleton. He’s hip deep in piss just ackackacking his boney jaw in delight. I don’t think it helps.
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The Cursed Images Thread: a skeleton who loves piss and piss is raining down
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Jan 20, 2023 22:57
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glad axemaniac's getting work
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Jan 20, 2023 23:00
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There's a strip club in Brno that has those urinals. I thought I had a picture of one of them, but can't find it. I did find a fake $50 bill that you buy to tip the strippers instead of throwing coins at them. It was called Siluette Stripbar apparently.
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Jan 20, 2023 23:04
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ultrafilter posted:I've heard that running through multiplication tables is a pretty effective way to overcome pee shyness. Can anyone confirm? Yes. It's something like the part of your brain that does math is next to the part of your brain that makes pee happen. Also tickle your lower back just above the asscrack.
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Jan 20, 2023 23:10
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Jamesman posted:Yes. It's something like the part of your brain that does math is next to the part of your brain that makes pee happen. Standing at the urinals in a stripclub in Brno, tickling shy guys on the lower back just above the asscrack. I call it, "The Nooner".
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Jan 20, 2023 23:16
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Can confirm the rear end tickle works. Back in college you never went to a new bathroom without a ticklebro to back you up
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Jan 20, 2023 23:18
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Jamesman posted:Yes. It's something like the part of your brain that does math is next to the part of your brain that makes pee happen. Helps explain why I piss my pants during quizzes
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Jan 20, 2023 23:25
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Focus on the soundtrack to meatspin until you start feeling it
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Hands on your hips. Power pose. No one is gonna piss next to you if you're standing like Superman on the edge of a skyscraper. My wife had an unknown coworker who apparently did this in one of the teacher bathrooms. She said there was often pee everywhere, and not just the usual drips and drabs on the floor in front of the bowl. She and her friend say they imagined him standing there like Il Duce in front of a crowd (his early, favorable crowds, not that last one).
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Jan 21, 2023 01:52
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ultrafilter posted:I've heard that running through multiplication tables is a pretty effective way to overcome pee shyness. Can anyone confirm? Pee shyness, and it also helped the kids kill the giant brain monster at the end of A Wrinkle in Time, I think. But the real take away is that pee-shyness is like the movie Pontypool. And now by reading this thread, we are all at risk of this curse.
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Jan 21, 2023 01:57
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Who else in here strips down completely till nude to poo poo??
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Who else in here strips down completely till nude to poo poo?? Not nude but I have occasionally had to pop off my shirt like I'm getting in a street fight.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Not nude but I have occasionally had to pop off my shirt like I'm getting in a street fight. Buddy I think by the time the shirt comes off you are essentially nude making GBS threads unless you’ve made a terrible mistake.
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Jan 21, 2023 02:40
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Who else in here strips down completely till nude to poo poo?? Nah I put on a suite and tie for that sort of formal occasion like a god drat adult.
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I would play the heck out of that
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Jan 21, 2023 07:48
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Idgi
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Jan 21, 2023 08:03
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Jestery posted:Idgi agegapdating.com
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Jan 21, 2023 08:09
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I mean, sure, but she's in her sixties
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Jan 21, 2023 08:42
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Good for them. She's not some money hungry trophy bride, if anything, shes got all the money being a Doctor. And she is marrying one of the worlds biggest badasses.
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Jan 21, 2023 08:51
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It's cursed because a 93 year old man can find love and get married and I'm very sad and alone and I'll never find love or go to space.
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Jan 21, 2023 08:55
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May none of us ever find happiness.
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Jan 21, 2023 10:02
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TotalLossBrain posted:Practically begging me to poo poo in it Lmao thanks for that
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Jan 21, 2023 10:09
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I mean getting to gently caress a dick that has been on the moon has got to have it's bragging rights.
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Jan 21, 2023 10:27
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Linux Pirate posted:I mean getting to gently caress a dick that has been on the moon has got to have it's bragging rights. I don't think 93 year old moon dong is all that good. Maybe it needs moon viagra.
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Jan 21, 2023 10:36
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clearly they are zionist wizards and this union might mean the end of all freedom in anmerica https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2f4pc2JgHI
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This is what I come to the cursed images thread for. To bear witness for the sake of future generations.
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Jan 21, 2023 13:33
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I'll never be happy again until I have both of these on my rapsheet. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 21, 2023 16:59
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It’s good to get back on track. Does anyone remember those real dolls but like they’re made of felt and vaguely muppety? I feel like there was a picture of a group meet up or something.
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Jan 21, 2023 17:05
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The real curse is seeing this and thinking "oh haven't seen that in a decade"
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Humphreys posted:being a Doctor. . So is he. Dr. Rendezvous!
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Second hand embarrassment
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