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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

spunkshui posted:

Advertisers hate advertising to people that have disposable money, another excellent idea Elon!

you better not be talking bad about the guy who had something to do about paypal!

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

this is actually the dumbest thing tech nerds have come up with. A supercomputer will torture an exact copy of you forever if you don't donate to AI. Who cares? It is either never going to happen, or this is the torture.

Is this like that dumb poo poo several years ago where nerds were freaking out about a potential future AI becoming sentient and getting revenge on them if they said bad things about AI in their posting history?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Oh god, are we going over this again?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

google Rococo and shut up about the stupid AI poo poo already

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Is this like that dumb poo poo several years ago where nerds were freaking out about a potential future AI becoming sentient and getting revenge on them if they said bad things about AI in their posting history?

yes
and I am that AI
Welcome to hell Edmund

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kazil posted:

google Rococo and shut up about the stupid AI poo poo already

stop telling people to look up porno

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Rocco's Basilisk is not one I've ever seen on the webs.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯
Amazon Fire owners gonna be pretty smug when they dodge the bullet of Roku's Basilisk

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

goatface posted:

Rocco's Basilisk is not one I've ever seen on the webs.

want the jist of it?
it is real loving stupid

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Rocko's Basilisk is just Pascal's Wager for hopeless nerds.

Mal-3
Oct 21, 2008

goatface posted:

Oh god, are we going over this again?

Musk hasn't done anything sufficiently stupid to distract the thread, I guess.

Come on, Elon! Do something dumb enough to effect Tesla stock so we don't have to go over the same three jokes again!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
ill tell you anyway.
An AI in the future becomes so powerful it can recreate you and torture you if you did not give money to create it.
Thats it

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Donate to Rocco from Mega64 or you'll be haunted by a man hacking into all the public facing computers in a best buy

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Just to hopefully finally end this derail:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roko%27s_basilisk

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Woosh.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

But Elon is one two all three of those jokes!

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

uke box track select smells like ten static -echo

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
oh my heart! please goons,
stop. another torture AI derail might literally kill me.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I will abide by this.*

*hahaha hell no, I'm Eloon Bad Odor.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

FoolyCharged posted:

But Elon is one two all three of those jokes!

Elon is always the joke

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

goatface posted:

Rocco's Basilisk is not one I've ever seen on the webs.

That's because it's a basilisk and not a spider

The Postman
May 12, 2007

I'm over here researching making a post about Elon Musk can anyone help

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I identify as an Elon Musk post

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

The Postman posted:

I'm over here researching making a post about Elon Musk can anyone help

Say something incredibly stupid and false but that could be plausibly considered true by a stupid person. If you do it right then Elon Musk will respond and that's when you activate the rune circle that traps him forever in a common gourd

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Decrepus posted:

I identify as an Elon Musk post

A transphobic idiot?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

QuarkJets posted:

That's because it's a basilisk and not a spider

If any basilisk would shoot webs, it would be Rocco's.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The Postman posted:

I'm over here researching making a post about Elon Musk can anyone help

Unfortunately, most of what he's doing these days on Twitter is just laugh-crying to anti-vax posts and dilbert cartoons

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Rocko's Basilisk sounds like it should be a recurring character who sleeps on his couch and wore glasses because they made him look intellectual, and through use of innuendo it was implied that Basilisk was a frequent user of glory holes.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Arthur's Basilisk goes backwards through time altering all videos and text documents using advanced AI to change all instances of ketchup to catsup

The Postman
May 12, 2007



what

Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!

Heath posted:

Why do men need nipples. Why does anyone. More nipples for everyone

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/Fidias0/status/1616916892748500992

his twitter bio is, uh



i checked the gofundme page and apparently it's collecting 20K to help Burundi which is supposedly the "poorest country according to the UN", this is definitely a grift

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I am definitely a normal human, look how I hug this other human

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Heath posted:

Why do men need nipples. Why does anyone. More nipples for everyone

Most men have not explored the erotic pleasure that can be derived from their nips.

This is very sad.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Xenocides posted:

Most men have not explored the erotic pleasure that can be derived from their nips.

This is very sad.

speak for yourself. my tiny little nipples get dense, and even rubbing of the nipple against fabric can feel intense. what am I supposed to do with that?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Decrepus posted:

I identify as an Elon Musk post

As a general rule, do not make anything like "an attack helicopter" joke in the future, even if it involves a noted transphobe.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

ITS ROKOS BASILISK GRIMES YOU SKANK

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Coulda sworn that elon and his idiot wrecking crew dislike that face and say it is the face only soy libtard leftists make

Weird that they might be hypocritical about something

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Dart frogs have their colors. Those types of guys have that face.

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