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Barometer posted:Sounds pretty dumb, too? I mean, being worried about offending or disrespecting imaginary friends. I love and respect my parents and still manage to throw away old birthday cards from them without thinking it's disrespectful to the people who literally created me. Only just discovered atheism, huh?
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Mauser posted:God is a cop All gods are bad (*Except Dionysus)
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I put birthday cards from my parents on my fridge like a good little boy. I can no longer open my fridge.
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Subjunctive posted:I can’t find the series of incredible owns that inspired the thread title. Can someone link it for me? Thanks! It’s this, OP
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Bless you, Reverend Silly-Balls.
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dr_rat posted:All gods are bad Kinda need Helios.
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Byzantine posted:Kinda need Helios. Yeah, everyone SAYS that, but when you tell them you need someone to have their chest cracked open with a flint knife so you can offer their heart to the Sun so the world doesn't end, suddenly everyone gets pretty quiet.
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Elissimpark posted:Yeah, everyone SAYS that, but when you tell them you need someone to have their chest cracked open with a flint knife so you can offer their heart to the Sun so the world doesn't end, suddenly everyone gets pretty quiet. You don't crack open the chest. The fastest way to a man's heart is literally through his stomach.
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Elissimpark posted:Yeah, everyone SAYS that, but when you tell them you need someone to have their chest cracked open with a flint knife so you can offer their heart to the Sun so the world doesn't end, suddenly everyone gets pretty quiet. It's because they know the sun prefers brains to hearts. Because the sun is bright.
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Hyperlynx posted:Only just discovered atheism, huh? I wasn't brainwashed by my family to believe in Gods and monsters. I suppose that's strange to you, but I feel pretty lucky to have never needed to "discover" reality. Sorry about your brain.
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Barometer posted:I wasn't brainwashed by my family to believe in Gods and monsters. I suppose that's strange to you, but I feel pretty lucky to have never needed to "discover" reality. Ok, so you're saying you've been obnoxious for a really long time then, not just recently. Good for you. (I'm an atheist too, and you're being loving insufferable)
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Barometer posted:I wasn't brainwashed by my family to believe in Gods and monsters. I suppose that's strange to you, but I feel pretty lucky to have never needed to "discover" reality. Congratulations, you have achieved dogmatic belief in your determination to be confident in the lack of a deity or monsters with a smug sense of self superiority. So you still haven't "discovered" reality either. Even less than they, supposedly, haven't.
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Hyperlynx posted:Ok, so you're saying you've been obnoxious for a really long time then, not just recently. Good for you. You both are good job 
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Barometer posted:I wasn't brainwashed by my family to believe in Gods and monsters. I suppose that's strange to you, but I feel pretty lucky to have never needed to "discover" reality. It's funny because when Bigfoot finally catches you, you won't even know how to pray for your life.
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Paladinus posted:It's funny because when Bigfoot finally catches you, you won't even know how to pray for your life. Pascal's SkiFree wager.
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Barometer posted:I wasn't brainwashed by my family to believe in Gods and monsters. I suppose that's strange to you, but I feel pretty lucky to have never needed to "discover" reality. If this is a bit, you're about 15 years late. Dick Dorkins has already done it to death.
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Paladinus posted:It's funny because when Bigfoot finally catches you, you won't even know how to pray for your life. You gotta have a plan: 
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God is real but it is our moral obligation to dethrone and murder him
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Field Mousepad posted:You both are good job One is being informative about stuff while the other is an rear end in a top hat, they are not remotely the same.
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Barometer posted:I wasn't brainwashed by my family to believe in Gods and monsters. I suppose that's strange to you, but I feel pretty lucky to have never needed to "discover" reality. In this moment, I am euphoric.
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I’m agnostic but just always remember the line from Hamlet: “There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy”
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Trabant posted:You gotta have a plan: See, Beni had the right idea, gotta cover all your bases.
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FreudianSlippers posted:God is real but it is our moral obligation to dethrone and murder him I see you follow the "His Dark Materials" philosophy.
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Some people say there is a daddy in the sky who speaks in a voice no one but them can hear, saying it's okay to kill people because of their genitals. Some people say no there isn't that's dumb. Perhaps the unknowable truth is in the middle, unknowingly.
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Byzantine posted:Some people say there is a daddy in the sky who speaks in a voice no one but them can hear, saying it's okay to kill people because of their genitals. Well this all sounds excessively complicated and like it would require a great deal of administrative detail. Or maybe it’s just related to Istanbul, tbh I didn’t read the post.
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Really glad to see Something Awful returning to katana-edged religion takes literally thirty years later. Nature is healing! (NOT BECAUSE OF GOD THOUGH BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXIST SHEEPLE)
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FreudianSlippers posted:God is real but it is our moral obligation to dethrone and murder him Every night I pray that a God exists for me to spit in his eye.
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Hyperlynx posted:Ok, so you're saying you've been obnoxious for a really long time then, not just recently. Good for you. I've only responded to your insulting attitude but sure, I'm "insufferable".  Barometer has a new favorite as of 03:03 on Jan 22, 2023 |
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Mr. Crow posted:God is real and i want to gently caress them Luckily for you, God has a special tentacle for each and every one of us
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Please do not turn this thread into a religious slapfight, thank you. If you have something to say about religion, you must include a picture that is both relevant AND funny or I'll probate you.
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