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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN posted:


too fancy :colbert:

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

ekuNNN posted:


too fancy :colbert:

Toothpaste dogs.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1615809329537634304

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Just gonna put it out there, don't think I could ever trust anyone in a suit and tie to make me a hamburger, unless it's a I just came from somewhere else and too drunk/lazy to change thing.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6nVI0T8Or8

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Yeah that's probably the worst hot dog
Malört tastes like pesticide mixed with grapefruit juice minus the fruit

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

Smugworth posted:

Yeah that's probably the worst hot dog
Malört tastes like pesticide mixed with grapefruit juice minus the fruit

It is a delightful part of Swedish culture and I will not stand for this slander

The taste is clearly closer to bitter earwax

Edit: just started watching the video. Never had the Chicago stuff, but based on his reaction it seems similar enough. The strongest attribute is a bitter flavor that simply will not go away

Edit 2: ok that voice is awful

david_a fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jan 21, 2023

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Malört is delicious, I will not stand for this either

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Johnny Truant posted:

Malört is delicious, I will not stand for this either

drat straight. And it tastes like a grapefruit tossed in a tire fire.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Johnny Truant posted:

Malört is delicious, I will not stand for this either

I just don't see it working well in sausage though.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Johnny Truant posted:

Malört is delicious, I will not stand for this either

You can have another
And another
And another
Really, just finish the whole drat bottle and don't puke in my bushes

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Malört tastes exactly like nasal drip from low quality cocaine

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/ratemyplatenow/status/1616493291297439763

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Prince, great musician, apparently very lovely chief.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
He faked his death for that?!

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
It really looks like straight out of the middle ages, because it is.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I’d demolish that in an instant

:corsair:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



I should call her :sigh:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


The mustard really kicks it up a notch

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lol all I can think while looking at that is how much I'd love to eat a whole loaf of French bread right now

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
French bread pizza would be good right about now :yum:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


AARD VARKMAN posted:

Lol all I can think while looking at that is how much I'd love to eat a whole loaf of French bread right now

All the gluten and opiates are gonna gum you up bro

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sound on
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qz553iAInf1y9b376.mp4

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
https://i.imgur.com/m4ry6pR.mp4

Sweden continues to challenge Brazil in the crimes against food championships

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I like chewy bacon but come on, let it fry a little bit

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Smugworth posted:

I like chewy bacon but come on, let it fry a little bit

is that bacon even cooked?

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
That's what I would call hotel brunch buffet bacon in terms of both quality and doneness. Just pick at the part that actually touched the pan and throw the rest out

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Darkest Auer posted:

https://i.imgur.com/m4ry6pR.mp4

Sweden continues to challenge Brazil in the crimes against food championships

Any idea what the pink slop is in this one? It looks kinda like cottage cheese, if they added in mild fruit flavor and coloring like they do with cream cheese.

Captain Toasted
Jan 3, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:

Any idea what the pink slop is in this one? It looks kinda like cottage cheese, if they added in mild fruit flavor and coloring like they do with cream cheese.

I guessed ham salad

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Shrimp salad, even worse

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Darkest Auer posted:

https://i.imgur.com/m4ry6pR.mp4

Sweden continues to challenge Brazil in the crimes against food championships

It’s too much wet stuff to be eaten in a wrap style like that, but I’d gently caress with it regardless.

:colbert:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Soul Dentist posted:

Shrimp salad, even worse

I guess I have seen that, makes sense (by worst hot dog rules at least)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I thought she said egg salad, no idea why it would be pink... Catsup? :stonkhat:

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Captain Toasted posted:

I guessed ham salad

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

Smugworth posted:

I thought she said egg salad, no idea why it would be pink... Catsup? :stonkhat:

“Habanero shrimp salad”

Edit: and the three scoops at the beginning are mashed potatoes if anyone was wondering

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


That caramel?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Caramel is technically a gravy

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Get with the times, plebs. Shrimp salad, mash potato, flatbread wieners are the way of the future. I believe at least two goons who post here have created and sup'd upon, this, our new paradigm dog.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Literally A Person posted:

Get with the times, plebs. Shrimp salad, mash potato, flatbread wieners are the way of the future. I believe at least two goons who post here have created and sup'd upon, this, our new paradigm dog.

Ew. Gross. You're gross.

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