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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
We Wish You A Mueller Christmas

(the funny aspect being not the thing itself, but the fact that it was a thing at all)

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
mike pence going from the right hand man of satan himself to shitlib man of the hour because he was seen as turning on trump one time

also any other insane reactionary becoming a shitlib hero because they once said something mildly disparaging about trump

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Not being able to do this song for karaoke anymore because of Derek loving Chauvin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpA-ptEFREY

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Pop culture sensation Tiny Tim was erased from public consciousness after singing "Santa Claus Has The AIDS."

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
when that lady got shot and killed during the Jan 6 riots, there were armed, uniformed cops just calmly milling about in the crowd right behind her, and they promptly raised their own guns and nearly shot the cop who had just shot her, before being reassured that it was fine

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Animal-Mother posted:

Pop culture sensation Tiny Tim was erased from public consciousness after singing "Santa Claus Has The AIDS."

oh my god

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Tiny Tim died of a heart attack at a ukulele festival

Fuckin hipster rear end way to die

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Private Cumshoe posted:

Tiny Tim died of a heart attack at a ukulele festival

Fuckin hipster rear end way to die

Wasn’t he also a pedo?

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

yeah he married a 17 year old when he was nearly 40

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Minecraft Holmes posted:

yeah he married a 17 year old when he was nearly 40

Jerry Seinfeld rear end motherfucker

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Wasn’t he also a pedo?

An interesting twist on the ol' ironic nickname

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Cerebral Bore posted:

mike pence going from the right hand man of satan himself to shitlib man of the hour

no big deal, they do that with literally every republican

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Gillibrand trying to read the room before deciding what's the correct way to eat fried chicken.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Michelle bachman hiding from gay people behind some bushes

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
Chris Matthews, who built his brand around being a tough hard-nosed professional journalist and hosted a show literally called ‘hardball’, was so deeply terrified of extremely tepid social democrat Bernie Sanders that he broke down crying live on air

he later compared Sanders winning the Nevada primary to the fall of France in 1940

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Mister Bates posted:

Chris Matthews, who built his brand around being a tough hard-nosed professional journalist and hosted a show literally called ‘hardball’, was so deeply terrified of extremely tepid social democrat Bernie Sanders that he broke down crying live on air

he later compared Sanders winning the Nevada primary to the fall of France in 1940

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Dixie Chicks

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Mister Bates posted:

he later compared Sanders winning the Nevada primary to the fall of France in 1940

lol that's antisemitic as gently caress

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Minecraft Holmes posted:

lol that's antisemitic as gently caress

Yes Bernie Sanders is anti-Semitic as gently caress. I've fact checked it with AIPAC

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

randomly woke up today thinking about Tim Kaine's 2016 debate debut when I cringed upon first hearing his bitch voice

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

British literary classic A Christmas Carol becoming an antisemitic hate manifesto because Jeremy Corbyn mentioned it.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Posting this so I can emptyquote it in 2024

That time the Democrats let their voterfile and organizing database get sold to private capital and the first thing that happened was a 10% reduction in workforce and the Democrats ate poo poo with record low engagement as a result

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

ro5s posted:

British literary classic A Christmas Carol becoming an antisemitic hate manifesto because Jeremy Corbyn mentioned it.

Jeremy Corbyn saying Jeffery Epstein's name antisemitically

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Jeremy Corbyn being invited to and attending a Seder antisemitically

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Lib and let die posted:

Posting this so I can emptyquote it in 2024

That time the Democrats let their voterfile and organizing database get sold to private capital and the first thing that happened was a 10% reduction in workforce and the Democrats ate poo poo with record low engagement as a result

Selling to private capital is all about cutting expenses and becoming more efficient! One of the first things they do is close unprofitable offices that cost more to maintain than they bring in. Democrats are going to be WAY more efficient if they can shed about 40-60 extraneous offices in the capitol building

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

randomly woke up today thinking about Tim Kaine's 2016 debate debut when I cringed upon first hearing his bitch voice

Tim Kaine in the membrane

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
We used to have Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash...

...pray nothing happens to Bernie Porn!! :haw:

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, and no epic MRAs

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

Lib and let die posted:

Posting this so I can emptyquote it in 2024

That time the Democrats let their voterfile and organizing database get sold to private capital and the first thing that happened was a 10% reduction in workforce and the Democrats ate poo poo with record low engagement as a result

Is this a thing that happened right now? Got an article?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Benagain posted:

Is this a thing that happened right now? Got an article?

https://theintercept.com/2023/01/24/layoffs-democratic-party-ngp-van/

https://theintercept.com/2022/05/10/democrats-campaign-tech-ngp-van-apax/

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

nationbuilder sucks. however they refunded by money when I let a trial account run over and let them know. I was using the account to test a bug in the software.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

lmao

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Dee Dee Megadoodoo

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

jim webb threatening to kill again on the debate stage

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Andrew Yang's pr person having to stop him filling a guys mouth with whipped cream

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

MikeCrotch posted:

Andrew Yang's pr person having to stop him filling a guys mouth with whipped cream

absolute coward move, that

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

MikeCrotch posted:

Andrew Yang's pr person having to stop him filling a guys mouth with whipped cream

The second guy, at any rate

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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


The Virginia governor being prevented from dancing by his wife

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