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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Battle idea: sorta like a competitive public Attraction, Something players visit at some point in the turn and have some way to commit/wager resources, maybe exile x cards hand or from top of library or something, and then that specific battle has conditions, comparing whatever was wagered/committed to determine winners who win that Battle and cause whatever effect to happen. Variant, Battle is played "at" a Land and the battle's are over that land in some way, but that seems more color specific and maybe too limited in design space

Silhouette posted:

Norn's faction is literally called the Machine Orthodoxy

she's a friggin bonehead. phyrexians definitely aren't machines except in the way human beings and any normal animal is a machine, except they have some metal involved. if they're machines, are they reprogrammable can someone toggle the evil variables?

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reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
It's the White in her, it's not just that Phyrexians have some machine elements but that they SHOULD be A Machine, United In A Single Purpose, That Purpose Being Her Vision Of Phyrexia.

YggdrasilTM
Nov 7, 2011

Khanstant posted:

Battle idea: sorta like a competitive public Attraction, Something players visit at some point in the turn and have some way to commit/wager resources, maybe exile x cards hand or from top of library or something, and then that specific battle has conditions, comparing whatever was wagered/committed to determine winners who win that Battle and cause whatever effect to happen. Variant, Battle is played "at" a Land and the battle's are over that land in some way, but that seems more color specific and maybe too limited in design space

she's a friggin bonehead. phyrexians definitely aren't machines except in the way human beings and any normal animal is a machine, except they have some metal involved. if they're machines, are they reprogrammable can someone toggle the evil variables?

I mean, the whole point of the Yawgmoth approach to medicine was "body is actually a machine", he was called "father of the machines", transformation into a Phyrexian involve slowly replacing your whole body with machine-like replacements until your soul is lost, their religion is wholly absent of spirituality and only flesh and metal exist for them...

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

YggdrasilTM posted:

I mean, the whole point of the Yawgmoth approach to medicine was "body is actually a machine", he was called "father of the machines", transformation into a Phyrexian involve slowly replacing your whole body with machine-like replacements until your soul is lost, their religion is wholly absent of spirituality and only flesh and metal exist for them...

in a sci-fi setting they'd be a self-replicating evangelizing swarm, and the only way to combat them is either starvation or changing their programming

I assume the latter will metaphorically happen here

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Khanstant posted:

phyrexians definitely aren't machines

lol sure dude

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
phyrexians

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/yoman_5/status/1617504106964451329

It's very funny that we're getting poo poo like this after the level of creature I've been second picking in DOM Remastered......

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

YggdrasilTM posted:

I mean, the whole point of the Yawgmoth approach to medicine was "body is actually a machine", he was called "father of the machines", transformation into a Phyrexian involve slowly replacing your whole body with machine-like replacements until your soul is lost, their religion is wholly absent of spirituality and only flesh and metal exist for them...

Yes and all of this is extremely human/animal. Phyrexians have some metal in their bodies but they're still living beings, they still have senses of irony and humour, they can still be petty, they still have personalities and desires, they do stuff for fun, they have goals and ambitions, it's just a horrifying way to live as a freaky cyborg as part of a really ineffective collective swarm. The game and lore will use the word machine and is likely what the impending March refers to, but I still wouldn't call them machines unless I was being poetic in the way any organic body is a machine. They aren't toasters.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Khanstant posted:

Yes and all of this is extremely human/animal. Phyrexians have some metal in their bodies but they're still living beings, they still have senses of irony and humour, they can still be petty, they still have personalities and desires, they do stuff for fun, they have goals and ambitions, it's just a horrifying way to live as a freaky cyborg as part of a really ineffective collective swarm. The game and lore will use the word machine and is likely what the impending March refers to, but I still wouldn't call them machines unless I was being poetic in the way any organic body is a machine. They aren't toasters.

My dude I think you just use a different definition and this isn't a problem

Also you are a machine of meat and blood, a flesh automoton, and it's merely the idealism of your eelectrified jelly that you are anything more meaningful.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

Khanstant posted:

Yes and all of this is extremely human/animal. Phyrexians have some metal in their bodies but they're still living beings, they still have senses of irony and humour, they can still be petty, they still have personalities and desires, they do stuff for fun, they have goals and ambitions, it's just a horrifying way to live as a freaky cyborg as part of a really ineffective collective swarm. The game and lore will use the word machine and is likely what the impending March refers to, but I still wouldn't call them machines unless I was being poetic in the way any organic body is a machine. They aren't toasters.

phyrexians literally don't regenerate without intervention (this was a plot point in the books about xantcha)

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

A big flaming stink posted:

phyrexians literally don't regenerate without intervention (this was a plot point in the books about xantcha)

intervention is paying {1} and tapping it.

Arcturas
Mar 30, 2011

I'm assuming battling is just going to be playing War. An enchantment variant where any new battle overwrites the prior battle (from any player) and each turn you "battle" by revealing the top card of each player's library with the highest CMC winning and getting some benefits. Cards go to bottom of your library.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Arcturas posted:

I'm assuming battling is just going to be playing War. An enchantment variant where any new battle overwrites the prior battle (from any player) and each turn you "battle" by revealing the top card of each player's library with the highest CMC winning and getting some benefits. Cards go to bottom of your library.

They did that mechanic ages ago, it was called "clash." Only difference was that it wasn't a new card type.

YggdrasilTM
Nov 7, 2011




Phyrexian Champion

WWWW

Creature - Phyrexian Horror - Mythic

Flying

If damage would be dealt to ~ , prevent that damage. When damage is prevented this way, ~ deals that much damage to any other target.

5/5

YggdrasilTM fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jan 23, 2023

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
People are gonna think the WWWW guy is amazing when in reality he sucks.

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009


Yeah I don't see many use cases for it right now. Mono-white vs Mono-Red matchup?


This thing... is hosed up. Superfriends has to be a deck. Casting a Walker with one in play puts counters on them all, with one getting +2. And then this thing isn't legendary so you can get a second one out and get really crazy.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Even if that WWWW creature seems kinda eh I hope we're getting a cycle to compliment Obliterator's reprinting.

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!






Vindicator in a WR commander deck is a fun blasphemous act pair

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug

whydirt posted:

Mind sharing your lists?

Sure

Modern:

Deck: Pauper Inside Out Combo

Creatures:

2x Memnite
2x Ornithopter
2x Giver of Runes
4x Esper Sentinel
4x Stoneforge Mystic
4x Puresteel Paladin
1x Kor Outfitter
1x Invisible Stalker
1x Gingerbrute
(21)

Enchantments:

4x Sigarda's Aid
(4)

Instants:

2x Spell pierce
2x Blacksmith's Skill
(4)

Artifacts:

4x Colossus Hammer
1x Shadowspear
1x Nettlecyst
1x Kaldra Compleat
2x Springleaf Drum
(9)

Land:

4x Urza's saga
4x Plains
4x Flooded Strand
2x Hallowed Fountain
2x Seachrome Coast
3x Inkmoth Nexus
2x Marsh Flats
1x Arid Mesa
(22)

(60)

Sideboard:

2x March of Otherworldly Light
2x Path to Exile
3x Sanctifier en-Vec
2x Spell pierce
1x Blacksmith's Skill
2x Lavinia, Azorius Renegade
1x Pithing Needle
1x Relic of Progenitus
1x Manriki-Gusari
(15)



Pauper:
Modern UW Hammer


19 LANDS
4 Ash Barrens
4 Evolving Wilds
9 Snow-Covered Island
2 Snow-Covered Plains

8 CREATURES
4 Squadron Hawk
4 Tireless Tribe

30 INSTANTS and SORC.
1 Alchemist's Retrieval
1 Blacksmith's Skill
4 Brainstorm
4 Circular Logic
2 Dispel
1 Dizzy Spell
2 Impulse
4 Inside Out
4 Ponder
4 Preordain
1 Shadow Rift
2 Whiteout

3 ARTIFACT
3 Wedding Invitation

SIDEBOARD
4 Blue Elemental Blast
2 Dispel
1 Gigadrowse
2 Piracy Charm
2 Prismatic Strands
2 Standard Bearer
2 Blacksmith’s Skill

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

mcmagic posted:

People are gonna think the WWWW guy is amazing when in reality he sucks.

It definitely doesn't suck. A 4 drop creature doesn't have to end the game the moment its cast. It also dodges an entire color's pie worth of removal.

I can see it never seeing play because its hard to cast and decks that can cast this easily probably don't want it.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Sickening posted:

It definitely doesn't suck. A 4 drop creature doesn't have to end the game the moment its cast. It also dodges an entire color's pie worth of removal.

I can see it never seeing play because its hard to cast and decks that can cast this easily probably don't want it.

It's not even close to as good as the 4 drops mono white is playing now though? Maybe it's a SB card in that deck vs Mono red.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Well drat, I wonder how WPN Secret Lairs will work.



Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





Extremely cool to make an Infect Secret Lair years after the deck died due to power creep, definitely need to get an unreadable blighted agent :rolleyes:

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

mcmagic posted:

It's not even close to as good as the 4 drops mono white is playing now though? Maybe it's a SB card in that deck vs Mono red.

I can't agree with this statement. I feel like you are comparing cards that aren't very much alike in purpose. Its a 5/5 flyer that is always going to run over everything in combat. Does a deck currently need this?

Calling it poo poo seems absurd.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received
Mono-white's current 4 drops are Serra Paragon and Wandering Emperor. Phyrexian Vindicator isn't an advantage engine like them. So much of Standard's removal is just kill spells, with only Abrade and Brotherhood's End for damage-based removal.

I don't think the present bodes well for it.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012
The fact that mono-red can basically never beat that means it’s at least likely to have a home in standard

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Are there a good number of ways to give vigilance in Standard? Obviously a four drop with Defender sucks but it's a pretty combat deterrent.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



TheKingofSprings posted:

The fact that mono-red can basically never beat that means it’s at least likely to have a home in standard

Will mono-red even be a deck? We're already getting Obliterator as well, so that makes 2 creatures that basically end the game immediately if they resolve against mono-red, we'd have to get some ABSOLUTELY INSANE red cards for people to even try.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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TheKingofSprings posted:

The fact that mono-red can basically never beat that means it’s at least likely to have a home in standard

Mono red sucks in sandard right now also, they can kill it for 5 and 2 for 1 themsveles or take 5 but that will likely not matter if they are going to kill you already. it's way worse than obliterator against red.

YggdrasilTM
Nov 7, 2011

mcmagic posted:

Mono red sucks in sandard right now also, they can kill it for 5 and 2 for 1 themsveles or take 5 but that will likely not matter if they are going to kill you already. it's way worse than obliterator against red.

They can't kill it. Everybody Is talking about red, but green only way to remove this are plummet effects

YggdrasilTM fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Jan 23, 2023

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
https://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/707260642788327424/hi-mark-i-saw-that-theres-an-affinity-for

Could've guessed with the one affinity (for equipment) card in the set, but affinity is deciduous now so they can use it more frequently when they feel like it makes sense on a card

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Sickening posted:

It definitely doesn't suck. A 4 drop creature doesn't have to end the game the moment its cast. It also dodges an entire color's pie worth of removal.

I can see it never seeing play because its hard to cast and decks that can cast this easily probably don't want it.

Yeah the main issue with it is that it isn't a Soldier

When soldiers rotate I'm sure whatever mono white deck is left will want it

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Now is the time for Call in a Professional to shine.


^^^^ Almost all the soldier support will rotate the same time that this does.

Wittgen
Oct 13, 2012

We have decided to decline your offer of a butt kicking.
That thing will be such a beating in limited.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Wittgen posted:

That thing will be such a beating in limited.

You have to draft it like it's a 7 drop in limited. (it's still fine but i don't think it's like a glorybringer type bomb)

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
I got it a feeling it's going to be in prerelease pool but not have any other white supporting pieces.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

My dude I think you just use a different definition and this isn't a problem

Also you are a machine of meat and blood, a flesh automoton, and it's merely the idealism of your eelectrified jelly that you are anything more meaningful.

in that case March of the Machines will refer to a cadre of swole bodybuilders who all either go by the moniker "the machine" or are otherwise referred to as machines (and also sometimes beasts) who all shhow up to humiiliate phyrexians in a multiversal strongman competition, loser packs it all in and heads for timeout plane

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

I don't know what kind of deck would want it but I want to find something that will use this thing. 3 drop narset in older formats or commander that can proliferate or somethin.

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

If they are going to push this poo poo and encourage Solitaire-style play patterns where I need to watch my opponent jerk themselves off on the other side of the table for several minutes at a time, please bring back Land Destruction and serious Discard because this is a way worse feelbad to the opponent than those

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mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
Curve into it from Tibalt for instant value.

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