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Fish Appreciator
Nov 25, 2021
Spotted in the wild today. During the golden hour, no less.

Obviously, lol that it exists and someone paid money for it, but it's genuinely unsettling that it was the only bumper sticker on the car. 1 singular bumper sticker says more than 3+ ever could.

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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

AceOfFlames posted:

Can I still drink espresso? That's not a lot of coffee, right? Because otherwise that's yet another one of the few joys in my life that will be taken away from me :(

Absolutely none of these problems are going to be solved by individuals shopping smarter. Drink up.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Fish Appreciator posted:

Spotted in the wild today. During the golden hour, no less.

Obviously, lol that it exists and someone paid money for it, but it's genuinely unsettling that it was the only bumper sticker on the car. 1 singular bumper sticker says more than 3+ ever could.

True catturd2 fans would not have made the amateur mistake of leaving out the 2

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
They are already saying drinking 5 liters of alcohol a day may lead to cancer and now they want to take away my 6 cups of a coffee per day?!?! How am I supposed to survive my workday now, libs?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

AceOfFlames posted:

Can I still drink espresso? That's not a lot of coffee, right? Because otherwise that's yet another one of the few joys in my life that will be taken away from me :(

the biden coffee police are not actually real and will not raid your house to steal your coffee and release it back into the wild

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

the biden coffee police are not actually real and will not raid your house to steal your coffee and release it back into the wild

I know they aren't, just wondering.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Data Graham posted:

e: lmao is that actually "coffee" in his mug? I thought it was pancake batter and it was a joke I wasn't getting or something

Looks like a mug of expired cum.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Great, don't tell me that fucker shares my favorite drink!

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Hey, it's this guy again!
https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1617603020107444227
https://twitter.com/Albadry223/status/1617627520282824704
https://twitter.com/IroncladAV/status/1617626010421428224

Bonus:
https://twitter.com/BostonBoys_YT/status/1617671868114407424

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


AceOfFlames posted:

I know they aren't, just wondering.

OwlFancier was just lulling you into a false sense of security, I'm a member of the anti coffee brigade and we're on our way to your location

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Fish Appreciator posted:

Spotted in the wild today. During the golden hour, no less.

Obviously, lol that it exists and someone paid money for it, but it's genuinely unsettling that it was the only bumper sticker on the car. 1 singular bumper sticker says more than 3+ ever could.

Saw one yesterday too. Truly an embarrassment

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Isn't Aiden Ross the guy who sniffed Tates chair live in stream after Tate left the room?

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Fish Appreciator posted:

Spotted in the wild today. During the golden hour, no less.

Obviously, lol that it exists and someone paid money for it, but it's genuinely unsettling that it was the only bumper sticker on the car. 1 singular bumper sticker says more than 3+ ever could.

I’d rather drive around in one of those shameful anime cars for the rest of my life than spend one day with that on my car.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Is ... is the cat's mouth supposed to look like a butt

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Fister Roboto posted:

Looks like a mug of expired cum.

Wait, cum can go off? Guess I've got a pantry to empty...

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

The point is he got lil A cups looking to bloom into Bs

SolTerrasa
Sep 2, 2011

AceOfFlames posted:

Can I still drink espresso? That's not a lot of coffee, right? Because otherwise that's yet another one of the few joys in my life that will be taken away from me :(

it’s mostly the quantity of beans not the quantity of liquid, so it’s not better or worse than a moderate size pot of coffee.

but also do whatever you want on this issue. if you are obsessed with your personal contribution to emissions you need to move somewhere with abundant hydro or geothermal power, or live walking distance from work; drinking less coffee doesn’t rate. if you’ve decided to drink coffee and you feel guilty about it anyway, eat chicken instead of beef one time a year and you’ll nearly break even.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

The point is he got lil A cups looking to bloom into Bs

The lady in this pic was abused into doing this poo poo and more. :(

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Inceltown posted:

Isn't Aiden Ross the guy who sniffed Tates chair live in stream after Tate left the room?

Sure is! He's turned into a little Andrew Tate groupie over the past few months, like even shaves his head and smokes cigars and poo poo. He's also swore off jerking off and drinking within the past couple of months, so I guess now all boobies on the Internet must be purged.

https://twitter.com/mims/status/1608597109506445312

Desert Bus posted:

The lady in this pic was abused into doing this poo poo and more. :(

I'm sure if you asked him about it now, he'd claim he was just as unwilling as she was. Feeding his addiction, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 02:27 on Jan 24, 2023

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
https://twitter.com/AngelaBelcamino/status/1612950668674842626?t=zvlt4B_UP6KUlB1oDj4gbg&s=19

https://twitter.com/AngelaBelcamino/status/1613984458813673485?t=hyhm_TAXAA20YG3eVJagmA&s=19

https://twitter.com/AngelaBelcamino/status/1617343505923248129?t=8pAQ466Y-3XAhFJM7TrbaA&s=19

:psyduck:
I'm trying to understand the target audience for these tweets. It's simultaneously trying to prank chuds while mocking leftists at the same time.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

hawowanlawow posted:

I mean technically he is drinking less coffee than a normal adult if he is filling half the mug with creamer

The average adult puts a gently caress ton of creamer in their coffee, sadly.

I guess normal doesn't necessarily mean average though.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


This guy can't even spell poison

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



lol he's also the guy who found out what fascism means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhLXpEQtVvQ

apparently he's also (pretending to be) muslim now

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Panfilo posted:

:psyduck:
I'm trying to understand the target audience for these tweets. It's simultaneously trying to prank chuds while mocking leftists at the same time.

she's a liberal

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Panfilo posted:

:psyduck:
I'm trying to understand the target audience for these tweets. It's simultaneously trying to prank chuds while mocking leftists at the same time.

This feels like someone on the right trying to make a sockpuppet account of a left-winger by using exactly the structure they think is funny but swapping out all the 'Things The Right Likes' with 'Things The Left Likes'. And it doesn't work at all.

...or maybe it's someone on the left, and the fact it doesn't work is the joke? Yeah, I'm very confused.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Ror posted:

she's a liberal

I'm not so sure.


Cleretic posted:

This feels like someone on the right trying to make a sockpuppet account of a left-winger by using exactly the structure they think is funny but swapping out all the 'Things The Right Likes' with 'Things The Left Likes'. And it doesn't work at all.

...or maybe it's someone on the left, and the fact it doesn't work is the joke? Yeah, I'm very confused.
This is my assumption. It comes off like a sarcastic strawman liberal, "liberals care so much about this stuff so liberal women must get moist at the sight of a betacuck soyboy".

There's plenty of confused people in the comments.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Isn't there a name for that poo poo? Where you pretend to belong to your enemy's group and act as embarrassing as possible, as seen through the limited lens of how you understand them?
Conservatives do this all the time and end up revealing they cannot even process how the left thinks.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Strawpuppeting would probably fit, portmanteau of strawman and sockpuppet.

Though sitting down to piss is good advice for anyone, less spray and also if youre at home it's your shitter, you paid for it and it is what separates you from the animals. Plus speaking personally it has done wonders for my regularity.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Data Graham posted:

I need a term for the phenomenon where people hear "helpful suggestion given to people who voluntarily wish to do a thing" and it registers in their brain as "the Wicked Witch of the West will come to your door to FORCE you and your children to do thing"

Oppositional defiant disorder.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Vib Rib posted:

Isn't there a name for that poo poo? Where you pretend to belong to your enemy's group and act as embarrassing as possible, as seen through the limited lens of how you understand them?
Conservatives do this all the time and end up revealing they cannot even process how the left thinks.

The Babylon Bee, whenever it strays outside it’s extremely narrow field of expertise and makes fun of anything other than conservative evangelical Christian culture.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Sitting down to pee is also a good idea at work because it gives you a little extra time to relax during the day.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


sitzpinkeln is very important, those shelf toilets splash piss like crazy

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

hawowanlawow posted:

I mean technically he is drinking less coffee than a normal adult if he is filling half the mug with creamer
that's piss dude

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I sit down to pee and stand up to poop

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

grittyreboot posted:

I sit down to pee and stand up to poop

Truly a person from the glorious future

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
They also conflate a bunch of very different and often mutually exclusive stereotypes, since of course conservatives see literally all their opposition as a monolith. (and could not possibly be more wrong)

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Ghost Leviathan posted:

They also conflate a bunch of very different and often mutually exclusive stereotypes, since of course conservatives see literally all their opposition as a monolith. (and could not possibly be more wrong)



Well, if by 'monolith' you mean an artifact that's intended to advance us as a species, technically conservatives are opposed to monoliths.

Agents are GO! has a new favorite as of 07:06 on Jan 24, 2023

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Read After Burning posted:

Hey, it's this guy again!

He's the illiterate guy who didn't know what fascism was and got trolled into reading the definition by his chat right? His big "twitch you banned gambling now ban hot tubs, it's basically porn!" strikes me spite, since he was a crypto slots dude. If he can't make money no one can!

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Coolness Averted posted:

He's the illiterate guy who didn't know what fascism was and got trolled into reading the definition by his chat right? His big "twitch you banned gambling now ban hot tubs, it's basically porn!" strikes me spite, since he was a crypto slots dude. If he can't make money no one can!

It's definitely some sour grapes poo poo, but as someone (I believe our dear mod Rhino) pointed out, he's also recently claimed to have turned his life around and is abstaining from sex and alcohol, because they're "the devil" (not sure which religious flavor of "devil" he now believes in).

"Sex addicts with an audience" like Russel Brand and this Adin Ross dude will be like "WOMEN SHOULDN'T SHAKE THEIR BITS OR GET MONEY FOR DOING SO, BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T NOT JACK MYSELF INTO A STUPOR" and it feels like a greasy British dude is just re-enacting that scene from Hunchback of Notre Dame, except online.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Cleretic posted:

This feels like someone on the right trying to make a sockpuppet account of a left-winger by using exactly the structure they think is funny but swapping out all the 'Things The Right Likes' with 'Things The Left Likes'. And it doesn't work at all.

...or maybe it's someone on the left, and the fact it doesn't work is the joke? Yeah, I'm very confused.

She's an idiot with a vague self-centered idea of progressive politics. That's it.

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