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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Stoatbringer posted:

Why are these tosspots angry about coffee now?

Some international environmental body said that growing coffee is bad for the environment and you know what that means. *Every douchebag, rear end in a top hat, dickhead, and fuckface on the internet comes in for a huuuuuge the stupidest loving thing in the world*


Skwirl posted:

Scots aren't English, they are British though.

I think you're thinking of the northwest coast of France.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Stoatbringer posted:

Why are these tosspots angry about coffee now?

There was an article published saying that we should probably drink less coffee to mitigate climate change.

Of course the article is complete bullshit, like every single article saying individual consumer choices are what's driving climate change.

Heike
Dec 26, 2013

bejeaned swelling

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/GreatDismal/status/1618137692927324162?t=2-DdlVSSY1Hg--zT1eSTGQ&s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Pokemon Gomorrah.

(God destroyed five cities of the plain but only two are mentioned. One of the other three was Jerkingoffberg)

zoux has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Jan 25, 2023

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

zoux posted:

I think you're thinking of the northwest coast of France.

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007



Got Teslas like this.


Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
https://twitter.com/vexwerewolf/status/1618324490467037184

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

zoux posted:

I think you're thinking of the northwest coast of France.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Skwirl posted:

Scots aren't English, they are British though.

JK Rowling IS English though.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1618319479662055426

Well someone's getting a little snippy now that the leopards are hungry for faces

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

I just wanted to say that I noticed :gonk:

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

Well someone's getting a little snippy now that the leopards are hungry for faces

maybe positioning yourself as Twitter's Manager was a bad idea in retrospect

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JimWebb2016/status/1618150361247928321

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/logic_denier/status/1618281203471384577

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

TotalLossBrain posted:

It's a new day, time for something new to be mad and scared about

I hope they do this one next.

https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/1618042314458374144

Wait... actually no I don't want that.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/jasonmustian/status/1618201296133312512?s=46&t=HhPWQ4fBv_IqQ1MGkVxa_g

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


no it's becky

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

quote:

Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computers

https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1618367031233110019?s=20&t=D7syPbgSUlJWbP3uFZSNVw

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

McCracAttack posted:

I hope they do this one next.

https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/1618042314458374144

Wait... actually no I don't want that.

Great. Now Tucker Carlson is going to open his show with a fistful of No. 2 pencils yelling "From my cold dead hands!"

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

volts5000 posted:

Great. Now Tucker Carlson is going to open his show with a fistful of No. 2 pencils yelling "From my cold dead hands!"

Graphite pencils are the paper straws of writing. Once you've experienced the smooth glide of original lead you'll never go back.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Graphite pencils are the paper straws of writing. Once you've experienced the smooth glide of original lead you'll never go back.

Link some you know to be deliciously smooth please tia

yummycheese
Mar 28, 2004

McCracAttack posted:

I hope they do this one next.

https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/1618042314458374144

Wait... actually no I don't want that.

this is an annoyingly common problem. the types of rice they like to makes puffed rice treats out of for kids is also extremely good at picking up lead from the environment its grown in. recalls are common.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Boston Brave Beans :911:

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
https://twitter.com/Tophocles/status/1618413492499025920?t=OtqlxQiPv0tp5ulCT7VDWw&s=19

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

https://twitter.com/willwc6/status/1618234721087131648

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


I think this game guide thing is good though

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Can't seem to find it now but the first thing that made me laugh after 9/11 was a few days later when Dan Savage released his weekly " Savage Love" advice column.
He found it hard to focus on love and sex questions after 9/11, so he just went through his emails looking for who would send advice to a love column on 9/11.

Some guy, a few hours after the towers fell sent in an email to ask Dan what the best hand technique and lubes were for anal fisting. That's where his mind was after watching 9/11

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

volts5000 posted:

Great. Now Tucker Carlson is going to open his show with a fistful of No. 2 pencils yelling "From my cold dead hands!"

Really it's a wonder we were able to get lead out of paint and gasoline before it became impossible to make any consumer product safer.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PJAxemurderer/status/1617664625679683585

https://twitter.com/hunter_hhhh/status/1617947578880098304

https://twitter.com/lara_korte/status/1618044738632056832

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tail of the sun is a loving weird game like no other. Also you're building a tower to heaven out of mammoth bones so it's oddly appropriate.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/JimWebb2016/status/1618150361247928321?s=20

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Milo and POTUS posted:

Tail of the sun is a loving weird game like no other. Also you're building a tower to heaven out of mammoth bones so it's oddly appropriate.

I think I’ve read this Gamefaq before. I never could figure out that loving game. Just generations of cavemen starving to death and occasionally unlocking fancier rocks if I eat enough plants and meat. I remember carefully carrying the golden rock for nearly a full lifetime before throwing it at a Mammoth and missing.

The mammoth promptly killed my caveman. I never built more than a single level of the tower at best.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Graphite pencils are the paper straws of writing. Once you've experienced the smooth glide of original lead you'll never go back.

Pencils have always used graphite.

Calling it “lead” is a misconception that dates to a time before the understanding of the chemical elements, when alchemists believed that graphite was a form of lead.

:goonsay:

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

for folks just trying to enjoy the joke, lemme ruin it and add that the diagnosis of nostalgia used to refer to essentially PTSD in soldiers

unrelated but one reason i hate this website is poo poo like this



just the same tweets constantly repackaged and shared forever. with hundreds of people making the same references to the mask. just endless nothing.

Lazy_Liberal has a new favorite as of 10:32 on Jan 26, 2023

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

freeedr posted:

I think this game guide thing is good though

Game guides can be a great source of comedy.

https://twitter.com/GrahamSig/status/1260360673328082944/photo/1

Persona 2 = a Megaten game = a whole lot of summoning of devils, demons and characters from beliefs, myths and superstitions

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/EmmaSzewczak/status/1618204556881711105

AN interesting fact about England that you may not know is that a lot of English people are extremely racist against Poles. But that's not what grabs my attention, no it's the neologism "bejeaned".

Don't write in dialect. You can't write in dialect, Stephen King can't write in dialect. No dialect!!!

Who loving proofread this poo poo; Sax Rohmer?!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Samovar posted:

Who loving proofread this poo poo; Sax Rohmer?!

JK Rowling hasn't had an editor or proof reader since Prisoner of Azkaban.

Zonko_T.M.
Jul 1, 2007

I'm not here to fuck spiders!

Mierenneuker posted:

Game guides can be a great source of comedy.

https://twitter.com/GrahamSig/status/1260360673328082944/photo/1

Persona 2 = a Megaten game = a whole lot of summoning of devils, demons and characters from beliefs, myths and superstitions

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/transitracer/status/1618164441941700608

lol gooning groypers getting rehabbed by a femdom AI chat bot

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