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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

GoutPatrol posted:

like... doesn't that save you, the customer, money by using less electricity? Why can't you think of it that way?

Saving money on your electricity bill is stealing from the coal industry

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Panfilo posted:

I'm assuming a lot of inertia came from media allegedly suppressing the story. It was also connected to the "Twitter files" and how chuds believe social media is in the left's pocket

The "Twitter files" and media suppression of it are mostly those various entities going from the immediate starting point of "Yeah we're not comfortable putting dick pics on our global platforms so maybe don't do that?" instead of instantly vomiting it out in to the world in its entirety, completely unvetted. Everything else after that was people asking things like "OK so you claim you got this from who, again? Any proof of that? Like, at all? Like, anything will do. A signature? Video? A receipt? Anything? No? Well all righty then."

The entire thing was manufactured to be right wing catnip, so it will never go away and the people spouting the bullshit will believe whatever they want at any given time.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

ZeusCannon posted:

Thanks. I vaguely knew the connection to Ukraine and with all the other (actually real) news in Ukraine i think I lost the context.

I will admit to not understanding why having a disappointing son has anything to do with the Office of the President.

Yeah, in this case it's literally because there's nothing they can criticise Joe Biden for that they aren't worse on, at least the time the election was happening, so they needed something to attack him on, and Burisma/Ukraine was what Trump chose in 2019 leading to his first impeachment, which set the scene for them never shutting the gently caress up about it.

The lowkey funniest part of the email leaks though is showing that Joe Biden unconditionally loves his hosed up son in a way that only puts into stark relief how little Trump cares about his own sons, and you can tell it's what drives like 90% of Don Jr's obsession over Hunter.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

ZeusCannon posted:

I dunno if this is the right thread but I'm gonna ask. Can someone give me a high level on whatever the gently caress these dumbasses are yelling about with regards to bidens laptop or something.

I already know there was a giant hog, I'm just curious what the "crime" was supposed to be?

If you're looking for a good deep dive, Some More News/Cody's Showdy did a pretty good one recently:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10_JLlARVJ8

The TLest of DRs is roughly that a guy in a Maryland computer repair store claims that Hunter came in and dropped off a MacBook for repair; the owner went through it and found DAMNING EVIDENCE OF PERFIDY (it's where the whole "Big guy" thing for Biden came from: at one point, Hunter promises or reminds someone not to forget "10% for the Big Guy"), and the idea that Biden was using Hunter to end-run around some ethics poo poo (The reality is it's just standard failson trading on his father's name poo poo). The owner of the store then, supposedly, proceeded to contact Rudy Guliani who tried to make it A Thing. A bunch of media outlets refused to cover it cus that sounds wicked sketchy and dumb and why would you believe that and that was used as evidence that The Lamestream Media was covering things up for President Big Guy.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Tesseraction posted:

Yeah, in this case it's literally because there's nothing they can criticise Joe Biden for that they aren't worse on, at least the time the election was happening, so they needed something to attack him on, and Burisma/Ukraine was what Trump chose in 2019 leading to his first impeachment, which set the scene for them never shutting the gently caress up about it.

The lowkey funniest part of the email leaks though is showing that Joe Biden unconditionally loves his hosed up son in a way that only puts into stark relief how little Trump cares about his own sons, and you can tell it's what drives like 90% of Don Jr's obsession over Hunter.

Wasn't there like an attempt to paint Biden's love for his son as like, incestuous for a while?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Neito posted:

Wasn't there like an attempt to paint Biden's love for his son as like, incestuous for a while?

There was something like that yeah, it was one of those attempted angles that was so psychotic that they had to quickly pivot and pretend it never happened. Presumably this was at the height of their "groomers" shtick.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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It still makes me laugh that they gave the job of Ratfucker to Rudy Fuckin’ Giuliani of all people

It went exactly as you would expect

selec
Sep 6, 2003

I do think it’s hosed up Joe Biden has a grandkid that neither he nor his son ever acknowledge except via payoffs.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

selec posted:

I do think it’s hosed up Joe Biden has a grandkid that neither he nor his son ever acknowledge except via payoffs.

Oh huh, I didn't actually know about this. Looked it up; that poor kid.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



FlamingLiberal posted:

It still makes me laugh that they gave the job of Ratfucker to Rudy Fuckin’ Giuliani of all people

It went exactly as you would expect

On paper it's not a bad call. He's in as good as you can be with a police force with a budget and mandate that in almost any other country would be a national military, and is even more chummy with the NY FBI. You couldn't ask for better allies in making poo poo stick, doubly so since those two orgs also pull the regional press around by their nose. It's just that he's also Rudy, and mysteriously our power structures seem to have a hard time removing people from power once they're into even their 2nd or 3rd decade of nonstop self-owns

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Neito posted:

Wasn't there like an attempt to paint Biden's love for his son as like, incestuous for a while?

No, with Hunter, Biden's voicemail of 'I love you son, but I don't know what to do anymore, I hope you get some help' was painted more along the lines of 'look at that sissy liberal man talking about his feelings'. The incestuous accusations were aimed towards his daughter Ashley, and came up in the Politoons thread recently:

Skios posted:

Spoiler for right wing sleeze. Basically, someone got their hands on an old childhood diary of Ashley Biden, the president's daughter. It was so toxic that even the Trump campaign wouldn't touch it, so it ended up in the hands of Project Veritas/James O'Keefe. Some of the stuff was leaked, and some mention of Ashley showering with her dad as a little girl got twisted into Biden having the hots for his prepubescent daughter. Even Project Veritas didn't turn it into one of their bullshit stories, and the people who originally sold the diary to them are currently facing federal charges over it, because they took it and other personal belongings from Florida to New York to sell them to Project Veritas. If you see a reference to Biden showering with his daughter in the depths of Trumpworld, that's where it comes from.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Really hard to believe that right wing media think they can make a narrative about Joe Biden being inappropriate with women and young girls alike actually stick

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
If you don't understand the Hunter Biden stuff, don't worry no conservative actually knows what's going on with it either they just say the name and hope folks nod along like it's a codeword

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Jaxyon posted:

If you don't understand the Hunter Biden stuff, don't worry no conservative actually knows what's going on with it either they just say the name and hope folks nod along like it's a codeword

Look, I do this when conservatives at work mention it. I say, "I'm not up with that but I keep seeing people say 'WE WANT TO SEE HIS DICK' why do they want to see Biden's son's dick? That's weird I don't understand can you PLEASE explain it???"

It's been really fun.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Neito posted:

Cody really nailed it with "Gutfeld wasn't funny, he was just the funniest guy at [the Fox News] office".

It's a great video and that's also a great point that he made. It makes it even funnier when you remember that Fox News fired Steven Crowder from Sean Hannity's show because he wasn't funny.

Think about that, Fox News considers Gutfeld! funnier than self-described comedian Steven Crowder.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

mojo1701a posted:

Think about that, Fox News considers Gutfeld! funnier than self-described comedian Steven Crowder.

Honestly, in terms of being deliberately funny? They're right.

That's how bad Crowder is at comedy.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Look, I do this when conservatives at work mention it. I say, "I'm not up with that but I keep seeing people say 'WE WANT TO SEE HIS DICK' why do they want to see Biden's son's dick? That's weird I don't understand can you PLEASE explain it???"

It's been really fun.
“We demand to see his giant hog”

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Neito posted:

at one point, Hunter promises or reminds someone not to forget "10% for the Big Guy"

so he's just a good Catholic then

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

so he's just a good Catholic then

To be honest that'd also make most Republicans angry.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Is crowder the guy who used to be on Arthur? Or am I confusing him with some other right wing doofus?

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I teach high school and the other social studies teacher is a chud. I had a group of students come up to me to ask my opinion about “how Elon is using the Twitter files to show how Twitter was in the bag for Biden because they were trying to stop people from knowing about Hunter Biden’s laptop”. The other teacher had apparently told them all of this.

I told them that the Twitter files actually shows how entities from all over tried to influence tech companies and that Twitter had their own rules to follow and it seems like they had discussions and went with what they thought was within the rules. I told them that the government contacts tech companies all of the time for different reasons and I used the FBI contacting apple to get a backdoor around a locked iPhone as an example.

One student mentioned how this was different since they were protecting Hunter Biden. I asked him if he knew what tweets were actually deleted. He said no and I told him that it was only tweets that included Hunter Biden’s penis because that would fall under as revenge porn. Everything else was allowed as those files showed.

I then explained what a failson was and the kids seemed to get it. Enough to where they told the other teacher that I had told them that the other teacher was wrong (I did not but the other teacher really was wrong).

In the end, this is all that conservatives have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKGeGUTGPvE

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Ambitious Spider posted:

Is crowder the guy who used to be on Arthur? Or am I confusing him with some other right wing doofus?

He voiced The Brain for a couple of seasons when he was younger. As I recall, the actual cast was kids approximately the correct age, and they'd cycle them through before their voices changed too much.


Tesseraction posted:

Honestly, in terms of being deliberately funny? They're right.

That's how bad Crowder is at comedy.

Yeah, they're 100% right. It's just funny because Crowder styled himself as a comedian but I don't think that was Gutfeld!'s actual career target at Fox.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Ambitious Spider posted:

Is crowder the guy who used to be on Arthur? Or am I confusing him with some other right wing doofus?
Crowder was The Brain

Also Crowder turning out to be an enormous drama queen with a massively inflated sense of his own importance is both very funny and very expected

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

mojo1701a posted:

He voiced The Brain for a couple of seasons when he was younger.
For a second there I was like, "wait, Maurice LaMarche is doing right wing media???"

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Mellow Seas posted:

For a second there I was like, "wait, Maurice LaMarche is doing right wing media???"

Big same, that was a horrifying thirty seconds before I figured it out.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Tesseraction posted:

Honestly, in terms of being deliberately funny? They're right.

That's how bad Crowder is at comedy.

To be fair, the name of his show isn't "Funnier with Crowder"

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Froghammer posted:

Also Crowder turning out to be an enormous drama queen with a massively inflated sense of his own importance is both very funny and very expected

If the Knowledge Fight guys are correct and Alex Jones is trying to get Crowder to join InfoWars because no one else will take him and he's too lazy or incompetent to start his own company, then that will be really funny if he ends up succeeding.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Mellow Seas posted:

For a second there I was like, "wait, Maurice LaMarche is doing right wing media???"
It's like when I first heard about the lovely Matt Walsh and had to confirm it wasn't the same guy as the actor.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


mojo1701a posted:

If the Knowledge Fight guys are correct and Alex Jones is trying to get Crowder to join InfoWars because no one else will take him and he's too lazy or incompetent to start his own company, then that will be really funny if he ends up succeeding.

I think even Crowders smart enough to not shack up with Alex with a billion dollar judgement over his head.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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The last time a very recognizable figure decided to associate himself with Alex Jones it didn't exactly go well

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

LionYeti posted:

I think even Crowders smart enough to not shack up with Alex with a billion dollar judgement over his head.

He thought he was worth more than the several millions Shapiro offered him. He's not that smart.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
I'm sure when he gets a better deal on his own terms he'll provide verifiable evidence of his contract terms and how superior they were to the Daily Wire, right?


... Right? :ohdear:

Panfilo fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jan 26, 2023

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Angry_Ed posted:

He thought he was worth more than the several millions Shapiro offered him. He's not that smart.

Yeah, I'm not saying that he would. I'm saying that Alex's gambit is to hope that Crowder becomes toxic enough that most of the remaining right-wing media ecosystem shuns him such that InfoWars is his remaining option (according to KF), and that if that's what happens, it'll be really loving funny.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

been thinking about how the xbox power saving tantrum is yet another instance of conservatives demonstrating what their priorities are. they hate the idea of environmentalism so much that they're willing to literally pay more in energy if it means owning the libs. nevermind that this is a feature that's been present on many devices for probably decades now, and also never mind that you can disable this feature if you want.

this is why i never pay attention to any rightwinger who claims they're "fiscally conservative". no, they don't give a drat about saving money, either in their personal bank accounts or when it comes to taxes/spending. they will happily take a hit as long as they feel their enemies are being punished in some manner, no matter how minor (though ideally, the more brutal, the better). they simply run on hatred and spite. as someone famously said: "the cruelty is the point".

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Since Hannity is a broken record and will literally never shut the gently caress up repeating the exact same poo poo, with the exact same words, in the exact same tone every goddamn day, I know that the biggest claim right wing media is making is that they have DEFINITIVE PROOF that Biden talked to Hunter about his foreign business dealings, because there are pictures of Hunter and Joe with some of Hunter's foreign clients.

But of course, photographs do not capture spoken words like speech bubbles so just seeing photos of them together is not actual proof that Joe discussed foreign business dealings with his son. It absolutely looks sketchy as hell and lends weight to the theory that he could have, but it is not in fact definitive proof.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Fiscally conservative means that they want to use the powers of government to make black people suffer and die.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mr Interweb posted:

they simply run on hatred and spite. as someone famously said: "the cruelty is the point".

"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power."

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
A&W made a parody of the M&Ms announcement in which they announced they’re going to put pants on their “polarizing” bear mascot.
https://mobile.twitter.com/awrestaurants/status/1617975902004019231

Continuing their trend of being totally normal about ad campaigns, Fox ran a segment decrying them bowing to woke cancel culture:
https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1618280021701058560

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
God, it's so easy to trigger these blubbering dinguses. Some ragebrained dumbasss is probably gonna plow their F-150 through an A&W front door because of a Twitter joke now.

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Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Is there a single conservative anywhere on this planet that understands satire? It's like their brains are just entirely incapable of comprehending it, almost like those people that can't see faces.

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