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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

It wouldn’t be a usmnt squad without a few lovely mls players

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

All the US strikers are poo poo, pack the team with midfielders and run the 4-6-0
Modify the Steve Sampson Special and go with a 3-7

Also, it's kind of funny how we all bitch about how many MLS players are on the USMNT's World Cup squads now and yet, ironically enough, the US team that got the farthest in the modern history of the World Cup was about 50% MLS-based.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Nov 10, 2022

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Crazy Ted posted:

Modify the Steve Sampson Special and go with a 3-7

Looks like losing 2-1 to Iran is back on the menu.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Shrapnig posted:

Looks like losing 2-1 to Iran is back on the menu.
I honestly wonder what Iran's going to be like for this World Cup.

Their own former manager called for the Iran team to be barred from Qatar over the recent government crackdown on protests, there are apparently going to be close to zero public gathering places for people to go and support the team, and some but not all players are starting to publicly show support for the domestic protests, which itself could either mean that others just haven't come out publicly or that there are divisions in the locker room.

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis
Our good friends at Defector have previews up, going team by team:

At Its Second-Ever World Cup, Canada Is Here To Stay

At Long Last, The USMNT Is Back At The World Cup

Mexico Is Going Nowhere

and I guess

If Nothing Else, Costa Rica Has Sentimentality On Its Side though I don't think we have any explicit fans of CR here.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Albino Squirrel posted:

I don't think we have any explicit fans of CR here.
There are a couple

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Crazy Ted posted:

There are a couple

Paging Simone Poodoin

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

stab posted:

Paging Simone Poodoin
I thought it was him and one other.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



There are (or have been) at least 3 other ticos around the forums that I know of but they dont post much anymore.

I enjoyed that preview but I would argue that Bryan is not our main guy anymore, Joelito is by far our best and lost important player after Navas.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Post-WC FIFA rankings (that I know don't ultimately mean anything):

USA: 13 (+3)
Mexico: 15 (-2)
Costa Rica: 32 (-1)
Canada: 53 (-12)

:canada:

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Does plus mean a higher number or climbing the rankings?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Change since the pre-WC rankings.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Right, but in which direction?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

Post-WC FIFA rankings (that I know don't ultimately mean anything):

USA: 13 (+3)
Mexico: 15 (-2)
Costa Rica: 32 (-1)
Canada: 53 (-12)

:canada:
Canada finishes 32nd in the World Cup, drops from 41st to 53rd.

this poo poo makes a whole lotta sense

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Cognac McCarthy posted:

Right, but in which direction?

Plus = good

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Crazy Ted posted:

Canada finishes 32nd in the World Cup, drops from 41st to 53rd.

this poo poo makes a whole lotta sense

They actually finished 31st as Qatar had a -6 GD to Canada's -5, but Croatia's goals against Canada should count double because of Herdman's pre-game comments re: who would gently caress who.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Guess I'll just use this thread for '23:

https://twitter.com/USMNT/status/1615756380585201666/photo/1

Reminder that this a non-FIFA window so this is basically all domestic players. Friendlies against Serbia (1/25) and Colombia (1/28) in LA.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Good old camp cupcake.

I've heard of about six of those players.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

There's only a couple names I don't recognize, I have no idea who Jalen Neal is or the randoms based in Scandinavian leagues.

about half are fringe national team players who are fine but probaby (hopefully) not part of competitive play beyond maybe the gold cup this year.

the other half are younger players. Interested to see baby Aaronson and Cowell (though his stock is down some), as well as how Tolkin and Vazquez look.

Notably 3 dual nats (all US/Mex), Vazquez, Zendajas, and Gomez.

G-Hawk fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jan 18, 2023

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



There's a great flakey goalkeeper name. Trust the Good Hands of Gaga Slonina.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Julian Gressel???

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

t a s t e posted:

Julian Gressel???

A 30 year old German who spent four years playing NCAA soccer? Surely we've moved beyond that.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Yeah i dunno what the point of gressel is, i guess its a nice story and all (he became a U.S. citizen in November) but that doesn't seem like a good reason to call someone up. Maybe there is symbolic value in being open to dual nats joining the program later into their career, maybe hes just the nicest greatest locker room guy. With most of the real team unavailable it isn't really a big deal, but slightly odd.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

G-Hawk posted:

Notably 3 dual nats (all US/Mex), Vazquez, Zendajas, and Gomez.

One of those 3 is already proving their worth against CONCACAF competition: FMF fined, forced to forfeit games they fielded Zendejas in because he had already represented the US in U-23 competitions and never filed a one-time switch.

A hearty lmao @ LLL Tri.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Apparently the friendly is only on HBO today?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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binge crotching posted:

Apparently the friendly is only on HBO today?

HBO Max, and yes.

e: there are not five-figure fans at BMO Stadium.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jan 26, 2023

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
Peacock/Telemundo also.
That is one sad, empty stadium.
I did not miss listening to Kyle Martino talk.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


a u.s. keeper not from NJ? it'll never work out

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Doctor Teeth posted:

a u.s. keeper not from NJ? it'll never work out

Kasey Keller says "hi"

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


cade cowell and alan soñora looking good so far

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And Vazquez!

E: Slonina :tviv:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Jan 26, 2023

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Found a Serbian stream just in time to see that fantastic save by whatever 12 year old that is in goal for the US

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

binge crotching posted:

Found a Serbian stream just in time to see that fantastic save by whatever 12 year old that is in goal for the US

its the possibly really good child who got sold for a bunch of money to chelsea


cowell has looked good, get that kid out of san jose. nice finish by vazquez

i still don't know who jalen neal is or why he is starting but he looks promising

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


lmaooooo i hope that synchronized missed sitter routine gets clipped

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That was a terrible wall

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


m-m-m-multiball!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

G-Hawk posted:

i still don't know who jalen neal is or why he is starting but he looks promising

About that...

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


the defending has been uuuuuuuuuuuuhhh less than inspiring

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Doctor Teeth posted:

the defending has been uuuuuuuuuuuuhhh less than inspiring

I think it stinks!

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

This stream quality is terrible so I can't tell who is who, but what looks like number 17 for the US has been really good.

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