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Herschel Krustofsky
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:00 |
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"Oh mine Papa! To me you are so wonderful!"
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:20 |
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cult_hero posted:but bats are birds. Leviticus 11:19 Nothing really to do with anything, but I once read an article that listed a whole bunch of animals that were unlikely to appear on a menu and whether they were kosher. The only thing I remember from it is that giraffe is kosher, which really isn't surprising, because the rules are right there, but I like that some rabbi once had to consider the question.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:33 |
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Got to consider the question
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:36 |
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canyoneer posted:Greatest bagel I've ever had is from Russ and Daughters in NYC. Onion bagel with pastrami-style salmon, house made sauerkraut and mustard. Salmon is a garbage tier fish and I will die on this fuckin hill. It fuckin sucks.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:43 |
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Elissimpark posted:Nothing really to do with anything, but I once read an article that listed a whole bunch of animals that were unlikely to appear on a menu and whether they were kosher. For land animals, chews cud + has split hooves = kosher. For sea animals, has to have fins and scales. I don't remember what the rules are for birds... ...ah, apparently because they're complicated. It's actually 24 specific types that are not kosher, and everything else is fair game. But it's not exactly clear how those 24 types should be translated, so many centuries of debate and analysis and commentary later, we get quote:1) it is not a bird of prey; and
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:44 |
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iirc the weirdest kosher food exception is that insects are all treif except for locusts, which are fine.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:50 |
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Like grasshopper locusts or cicada locusts?
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:56 |
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Alucard posted:Like grasshopper locusts or cicada locusts? A cicada is fine every day except Saturday. A Secada is fine as hell every day but it's just another day without youuu
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:08 |
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Like crop pest swarming locusts, whichever the species. Kosher because you have to eat them before they eat your food
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:09 |
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Field Mousepad posted:Salmon is a garbage tier fish and I will die on this fuckin hill. It fuckin sucks. *Thread fixes bayonets* So be it.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:38 |
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but that thing never works! oh
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:47 |
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:19 |
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Data Graham posted:Whatever posing for stock photos pays, I feel like it should be more
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:20 |
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Soul Dentist posted:Like crop pest swarming locusts, whichever the species. Kosher because you have to eat them before they eat your food And/or after they've eaten all your food, well, there's nothing left but locust
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:24 |
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This thread: "what do I do with all these edit; Barometer has a new favorite as of 04:44 on Jan 27, 2023 |
# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:26 |
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can you highlight what you want us to read and point some red arrows at it I really have no idea what I should be looking at
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:46 |
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then why put the instructions at all?
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 05:27 |
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It frustrates me to think that some dude is angry at the government for an imaginary scenario where schools are responsible for teaching people to cook bacon, without taking a moment to realize they learned it from their family like everyone else
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 05:29 |
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 05:53 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:then why put the instructions at all? It's marketing. This product is for practical people who know their way around the kitchen, not like that other you wouldn't want to be confused with.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:06 |
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Artificial Intelligence: about as smart as regular intelligence.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:27 |
Any recipe that calls for that little garlic is not a recipe anyone should follow. BigHead has a new favorite as of 06:40 on Jan 27, 2023 |
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:28 |
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:07 |
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Good thing they kept the sauce out of the clam.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:10 |
if your salmon has additional clams please contact a health care professional
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:24 |
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I grew up on a fishing boat, all seafood is gross. But thank you for buying it and keeping food on my family's table.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:31 |
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Maybe they just couldn't cook
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:41 |
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Field Mousepad posted:Salmon is a garbage tier fish and I will die on this fuckin hill. It fuckin sucks. The mistake people make with salmon is cooking it. It's loving awesome before that
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:45 |
Lobok posted:A cicada is fine every day except Saturday. Hats off. Ya got me. Funniest thing in the thread all day.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 08:15 |
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I thought we were having baked hams.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:03 |
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Yes, right, "pretending".
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:06 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Yes, right, "pretending". You've never had a job, have you?
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:17 |
I tripped over the idea that expressing a fraction as a decimal is "solving" it Like ... I guess that means for a significant chunk of people being confronted with a symbol like 3/4 is a prompt for them to do a math problem?
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:25 |
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mobby_6kl posted:
You've clearly never had to fight back the need to swear or have an aneurysm because the person who asked for help isn't retaining a single thing you've explained to them, insists it's "TOO HAAAARD!" and is clearly hoping you'll do it for them step-by-step rather than show any initiative of their own.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:27 |
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Lobok posted:A cicada is fine every day except Saturday. Christ that unlocked a memory from the 90's I completely forgot about.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:48 |
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:55 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:Christ that unlocked a memory from the 90's I completely forgot about. Secada memories re-emerge every thirty years or so.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:56 |
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Every rootin tootin red blooded american yeehaw knows how to cook bacon pew pew
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 14:02 |
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mobby_6kl posted:
The real galaxy brain move is to just really be too stupid to be useful
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 14:44 |