Post the worst pizza ever in this thread: No Gods, No Mestres

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Barudak posted:

Japan Dominos launched a line of Burger Pizzas with the knockoff of a Big Mac called the Big Dac.

I think it's actually a solid idea. One of the shops here has one with thousand island dressing and burger-ish toppings, I tried it a while back and it was actually pretty tasty aside from being the saltiest thing ever.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:33

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:32

Barudak: May 7, 2007

I'll probably try it next week. The Mos Burger knockoff looks vile, which is accurate to the Mos Burger experience.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:34

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

moss burger?

# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:05

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Here's the sewer special, I thought I had a post somewhere collecting a few other favorites but I can't find it now.

The original version was a lot darker and that was a large part of the effect.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 05:01

nesamdoom: Apr 15, 2018; nesaM kiled Masen

Cartoon Man posted:

Send her the Mestre. YouTube link’s in the OP.

I did kuz I couldn't find it but Mestre is perfection on how to gently caress up every step.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 05:08

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

ultrafilter posted:

The original version was a lot darker and that was a large part of the effect.

Also I'm pretty sure I remember it moving.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 08:29

Martman: Nov 20, 2006

ultrafilter posted:

The original version was a lot darker and that was a large part of the effect.

i dunno, this is the oldest post I've found it in

bagual posted:

# ? Jan 27, 2023 08:38

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

can't stop laughing at that 'za

# ? Jan 27, 2023 11:11

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Mandela Effect about sewer pizza itt

# ? Jan 27, 2023 11:32

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

That's Finland for you, 17 euro is standard pricing for Kotipizza, who were the original nationwide pizza chain here and are still probably the biggest, despite offering comparable quality at 50% more price as your random cornershop immigrant-run places do.

And I suspect that I-word there is the explanation for why they can charge so much more for the same stuff: some Finns probably still share the opinion that it's higher quality or worth more because most Kotipizza franchises are owned by native Finns and the whole place has kind of a bougy vibe.

Kotipizza is poo poo and you gotta be an idiot to pay extra for it. IMHO!!!!!

# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:28

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

ekuNNN posted:

moss burger?

That's just an artist's rendering of Kashyyyk

# ? Jan 27, 2023 15:27

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rp1od3KqM41yksmbx.mp4

# ? Jan 27, 2023 19:22

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

ekuNNN posted:

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 20:02

Angry BIerds: Nov 3, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter posted:

The original version was a lot darker and that was a large part of the effect.

There was another sewer pizza but it was round, not square. I think this is the one people are remembering

# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:28

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

ekuNNN posted:

moss burger?

Ori and the Fillet O The Fish

# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:45

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

Captain Hygiene posted:

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i appreciate the long would

# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:58

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:

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This but read as if it was manga

# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:01

itry: Aug 23, 2019

The jumbo slice is merely an inverted NY slice! This chart's a phony!

# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:05

Angry BIerds: Nov 3, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

I noticed that too, and furthermore it�s not really a �type� of pizza :colbert:

# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:16

Danger - Octopus!: Apr 20, 2008; Nap Ghost

EEKA GEEK posted:

I noticed that too, and furthermore it’s not really a “type” of pizza

You could also make any type of pizza into a pizza crunch. I'm not sure why you'd want to, but :scotland:

# ? Jan 28, 2023 11:32

Telluric Whistler: Sep 14, 2008

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rp1od3KqM41yksmbx.mp4

I've eaten all these pizzas (but not with edible gold on the expensive one) and can tell you that the only one that is not worth your time is tuna & sweetcorn.

# ? Jan 28, 2023 13:53

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Captain Hygiene posted:

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You missed one.

# ? Jan 28, 2023 15:20