Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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Rad Russian posted:The thrusters blow behind you, evaporating some normie minivan behind you at the light with the whole family inside it, as you speed away to 60mph in 1.5 seconds. A small price to pay for the certainty that no school bus, no matter how far, no matter how tricky to reach, will remain unrammed
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:10 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 22:43 |
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Flying cars do in fact exist; and they have for a while. Everyone that's successfully made one essentially says, "this is such a bad idea". https://knockaround.com/blogs/journal/do-flying-cars-exist I couldn't find the exact article I remember reading, but Dean Kamen, guy that invented the Segway and lots of other stuff, actually had a modern prototype about twenty years ago. It used four thrusters, and in the event of failure it could still land itself as long as at least two were still working. The reason its a bad idea isn't because the car itself sucked; it's that a massive amount of FSD tech, flight corridors, everyone flying would need a pilot's license, fueling stations, filing flight plans, etc, etc, on and on. It's one thing if you are the one person with a flying car going to work at low altitude flight. You can avoid the helicopters and such. If you have 100,000 flying cars in a major city the chaos and destruction would be devastating.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:15 |
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"poo poo, I own a rocket company and a car company. How didn't I think of combining them sooner!?" A very genius man thinking to himself
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:21 |
i think when people talk about flying cars they mean the jetsons not whatever actual flying cars are
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:43 |
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They are called aeroplanes
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:46 |
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Rad Russian posted:The thrusters blow out of the back, evaporating some normie minivan behind you at the light with the whole family inside it, as you speed away to 60mph in 1.5 seconds. 1.1 second lol bullshit rocket car is so dumb
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:07 |
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everyone just flying around in cars would be a nightmare, i think if you imagine flying cars as adding vertical-ity and nothing else they could work ok. just add 'lanes' above existing roadways and you could theoretically double current capacity, while being able to easily add higher and higher lanes to increase bandwidth when necessary. to be clear this would still be a huge nightmare of a problem (more so if musk were in somehow in charge) and the growing pains would cause endless deaths if not managed carefully, i'm just saying it moves things more in the direction of practicality than people zooming around causing 9/11s wherever they want
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:11 |
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Why the hell did so many people decide to give an obviously stupid gently caress like Elon so much money?
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:13 |
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Certificated pilots with hundreds or thousands of hours die on the reg by flying into clouds when they're not trained for it (and sometimes when they are) but no, let's let your average cybertruck driver take to the skies.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:18 |
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You know who hates flying cars That's right, cyber hitler
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:21 |
Well, he did make the space trains run on time...
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:34 |
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ben shapino posted:this is it. the bottom is in, folks. we can only go up from here! Hmmm, thinking I should have bought at this moment.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:37 |
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latinotwink1997 posted:Hmmm, thinking I should have bought at this moment. You could also have just bought like any number of china stocks
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:47 |
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People should spam the poo poo out of Elon with the bodycam footage from the response to the Pelosi house every chance they get now. Not that he wont just try to turn it into a terrible joke but still.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 23:09 |
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Outrail posted:Why the hell did so many people decide to give an obviously stupid gently caress like Elon so much money? Other rich people thought they could use him to also get rich, then it got out of hand.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 23:12 |
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kdrudy posted:Other rich people thought they could use him to also get rich, then it got out of hand. Other rich people are so rich that money is largely meaningless to them.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 23:14 |
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I just watched a youtube with Spielberg and James Cameron talking about 2001 and Spielberg said "Elon Musk says that blah blah blah" like Musk was an expert or whatever, it was bad
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 23:19 |
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Squidster posted:Strange New Worlds is actually pretty good! I've been deeply dissatisfied with everything after DS9, but Pike's crew has some good chemistry and decent writing. Discovery is definitely pretty bad but I hope it sticks around forever just to keep tormenting chuds, who keep screaming that the show is racist because there are zero straight white males in the main cast (for the non-alien characters). Plus they lose their minds over the non-binary character, as well as the multiple (at least three, it's been awhile since I watched it) gay characters. Star Trek "gone woke" indeed.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 23:35 |
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The Doctor Who episode about congestion on a flying car motorway was pretty good
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 23:47 |
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Think about how lovely everyone who drives now is. Give them more speed and access to three dimensions, no way this ends poorly!
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 23:49 |
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How are there 15 Twitter files now?
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 23:51 |
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They could have irrefutable proof of aliens and the loch ness monster in one of those twitter files and no one would care or read the thread at this point, it's hilarious.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 23:52 |
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Turns out that Truth is profoundly boring, especially in the tech sector where everything is a spaghetti of jargon and various companies playing with obscure systems to little effect on your average Joe That's why conspiracies that take off and circulate hard on the Internet are so vague and batshit bonkers insane, people can project whatever they like onto them and the truly unhinged will run with them like they're kites
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 23:57 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:How are there 15 Twitter files now? They keep publishing them, but Biden keeps being not arrested, so onward
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:03 |
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Twitter is broken again, replies aren't working lol
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:07 |
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Let's play CAN'T/CAN with Elon Musk's Tesla! CAN'T build a steering wheel or an instrument panel CAN make a flying rocket car
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:08 |
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It's in Protect Elon's Feelings mode, an impressive feat
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:09 |
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https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1619107316623904768?s=46&t=rW06uywWN5C2tpjpcyaJRA “Believe it or not” lmao Dave Rubin is so breathtakingly stupid.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:10 |
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JonathonSpectre posted:Let's play CAN'T/CAN with Elon Musk's Tesla! CAN'T make a self driving car that can recognise black children as obstacles CAN make a car that can keep homeless people warm for hours better than a conventional fire drum
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:11 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:I'd like it if Musk keeps bringing this "highlighly explosive rocket fuel container right behind the driver" idea to SpaceX until they break down and implement it for him just to shut him up and then he goes to test it himself and ends up like Howard Hughes in the XF-11 I played that hitman level
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:17 |
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Entropic posted:https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1619107316623904768?s=46&t=rW06uywWN5C2tpjpcyaJRA lmao "there was no evidence of your bullshit claims but that doesn't mean they are bullshi!"
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:29 |
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Entropic posted:https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1619107316623904768?s=46&t=rW06uywWN5C2tpjpcyaJRA the reason there was a 2-3 week window was because elon demanded they clear out all the "please show me less of this person's tweets" and people angrily had to readd them over the next 2-3 weeks. then elon forgot he ever made that demand because his attention span is poo poo. so he's still trying to figure out what caused it all.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:34 |
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50 year old men crying to a billionaire because theyre not winning a popularity contest lmao
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:35 |
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Strong Sauce posted:the reason there was a 2-3 week window was because elon demanded they clear out all the "please show me less of this person's tweets" and people angrily had to readd them over the next 2-3 weeks. then elon forgot he ever made that demand because his attention span is poo poo. so he's still trying to figure out what caused it all. the fact that a large amount of their followers/views dropped right after a wave of bots were removed is probably just coincidental too
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:36 |
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Entropic posted:https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1619107316623904768?s=46&t=rW06uywWN5C2tpjpcyaJRA
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:11 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1619069893344903172 I can't explain it but the Mr. Tweet nickname makes me want to kill him
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:35 |
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arsenicCatnip posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1619069893344903172 Grimes look-alike: “COULD YOU WEAR THE MR. TWEET JACKET? JUST, UH, FOR FUN.”
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:39 |
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FogHelmut posted:Other rich people are so rich that money is largely meaningless to them. I think that is the ultimate conclusion to capitalisms.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:45 |
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arsenicCatnip posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1619069893344903172 I knew it! This Musk character is actually an idiot
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:46 |
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arsenicCatnip posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1619069893344903172
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