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Jedit posted:You could just cook some mushrooms and find out, you know. I think they know what mushrooms smell like but presumably haven't had first hand experience with semen.
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I don't know what cooking semen smells like. Depends how you cook it I suppose but I reckon you could get like a scrambled egg type deal going.
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Sounds like OP needs to do some blind A/B testing.
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Joan posted:Is it true that semen smells like mushrooms cooking? that's not true, Joan
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I hate you all.
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Shine posted:I hate you all. shine on, you crazy mushroom
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Joan posted:Is it true that semen smells like mushrooms cooking? I've only recently discovered the joys of cooking with mushrooms, so I've actually been paying a lot of attention to their aroma and flavors lately. In general, I'm going to say: no, semen does not smell like mushrooms cooking. Especially if garlic and butter are involved. But I thought about this question way harder than I probably should have, and will say that the closest match you're going to get is the smell of finely minced white/portabello mushrooms (like, prepped for a duxelle), just before cooking. You're still not talking "alike" though. More like "some not-dissimilar tonal qualities". That's it for this episode of Cum Sommelier. Thanks to our sponsor, Blue Apron.
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I want to know how anyone could be in a position to tell if they taste alike. I mean who's nasty enough to put mushrooms in their mouth?
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Why are we talking about mushrooms when literal cum scented trees exist. Stupid Bradford Pear trees.
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Don't trust semen that smells like cooked mushrooms, no sir.
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this cum smells like poo poo
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There should be a cookbook for mushrooms called 'Unnatural Harvest'
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Any recommendations for vibrating plugs?
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whydirt posted:Any recommendations for vibrating plugs? Lovense hush if you wanna pay out the nose. I have some wonderful stories that aren't forums appropriate
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RFC2324 posted:Lovense hush if you wanna pay out the nose. I have some wonderful stories that aren't forums appropriate 
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what on earth could not be appropriate for the website that spawned swap.avi?
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Laserface posted:what on earth could not be appropriate for the website that spawned swap.avi? Lol, a girl doesn't need her stories spread across the forums. Ill just say that I can vouch for both range and power, having used one recently from a different floor
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RFC2324 posted:Lol, a girl doesn't need her stories spread across the forums. Like, the buttplug was upstairs and you were chilling in the living room and it somehow made a telekenetic connection with your rear end? That's pretty cool. Edit: Or maybe you have a hole in your ceiling/floor so your rear end can be in one room while the rest of you isn't? Double Edit: Do you have a detachable butt!?
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Perhaps it vibrates so hard you can feel it through the floorboards.
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Forum telephone now means that all of these are true and will forever be associated with RFC2324.
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:Forum telephone now means that all of these are true and will forever be associated with RFC2324. 
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Gonna need a new number for Hypertext rear end Control Protocol
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Feral Integral posted:What would u guys say your #1 position is? Ladies? Froggystyle 
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RFC2324 posted:Lol, a girl doesn't need her stories spread across the forums. Does it help your chess game?
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wakka wakka posted:Does it help your chess game? I mean, the pieces do have flared bases.
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Went ahead and ordered this. Will trip report after it gets here. https://unboundbabes.com/products/unbound-shimmy-vibe
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Disappointed they didn't go with an "Artist Formally Known As..." joke with that design and color.
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wakka wakka posted:Does it help your chess game? Oh my no. Its *far* too distracting
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That's literally the target icon for the Final Fantasy MMO
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Went on a date yesterday, went back to her place, tried to have sex. I've gone several years without sleeping with someone so I was rusty but I'm trying to figure out what I should do. Basically I felt nothing at all when it came to my dick. When i used my fingers I knew what I was doing and could feel everything, but when it came to my penis I was inside her and felt nothing at all. Like zero sensation at all, i couldn't even tell if I was in until she told me I was. When she tried to jerk me off I couldn't feel it either and even when she tried to give me a blowjob there was nothing. I wasn't limp, but I felt basically no sensation at all other than that I had an erection. I told her this and we kept trying but I just did not feel a thing, and I don't know if it's a me problem or just a compatibility thing. I couldn't finish so I at least helped her finish. It's been a while since I last had sex and I don't remember it feeling like this the last time. It wasn't good but it wasn't bad either. I just had zero sensation so I can't even tell. Is it normal to get basically zero feedback from another person's touch like that? Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Jan 28, 2023 |
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Without knowing more of your health status and history, the default answer is going to be stop jacking off so much because you’ve desensitized your dick
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That sounds like numbing lube was involved.
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It's not normal but that doesn't mean it's a huge deal either. I'd try it a few more times to collect more data
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FFT posted:That sounds like numbing lube was involved. Arc Hammer posted:When i used my fingers I knew what I was doing and could feel everything, Doesn't sound like it. How often do you jack off, OP? It definitely seems like you desensitized yourself. The good news is it's fairly common and generally reversible by abstaining from masturbation. In the mean time, IME, the secret to being more sensitive during sex is to be as horny and blueballed as you possibly can. If she's doing stuff to your dick out of the gate, you're going to aclimate to it and it won't be super intense. That might be good if you're trying to last longer, but bad if you can't nut. So do the opposite - do stuff to her that gets you horny. Have her tease you without touching your dick. Tongue on whatever non-penis parts of your body she is comfortable with can be just as sexy as a blowjob. At some point, if you're really horny, you're going to feel it throbbing like it's going to explode. Then it will feel great pretty much no matter what she does to it. It might take a few weeks (or more) of not jerking before it feels "normal" (or it might never feel exactly like you remember again - you're older now and poo poo changes down there), but hopefully that helps enough that you can have fun now and not worry about it. As an aside, this also applies equally to women and it's why foreplay not involving the vagina is so important if you actually want to get her off. KillHour fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Jan 28, 2023 |
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Arc Hammer posted:Went on a date yesterday, went back to her place, tried to have sex. I've gone several years without sleeping with someone so I was rusty but I'm trying to figure out what I should do. Basically I felt nothing at all when it came to my dick. When i used my fingers I knew what I was doing and could feel everything, but when it came to my penis I was inside her and felt nothing at all. Like zero sensation at all, i couldn't even tell if I was in until she told me I was. When she tried to jerk me off I couldn't feel it either and even when she tried to give me a blowjob there was nothing. I wasn't limp, but I felt basically no sensation at all other than that I had an erection. I told her this and we kept trying but I just did not feel a thing, and I don't know if it's a me problem or just a compatibility thing. I couldn't finish so I at least helped her finish. It's been a while since I last had sex and I don't remember it feeling like this the last time. It wasn't good but it wasn't bad either. I just had zero sensation so I can't even tell. Did you drink too much? If not numbing lubricant on a condom would be my next guess. Also I should ask I guess, can you feel it when you masturbate? If not you are either desensitized or have a weird nerve issue.
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I experienced a similar situation recently and I've been trying to abstain from masturbation but I also experienced some pain in my groin during the act which contributed to my lack of performance so I'm checking in with a doctor
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kalel posted:I experienced a similar situation recently and I've been trying to abstain from masturbation  Keep us updated and I hope you're okay.
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Probably just nerves, try again.
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Could it also be an attraction thing? Like there's enough physical attraction to get the blood flowing for an erection but not enough to sustain any heightened feeling?
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