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Fsmhunk posted:Dave, you are a piece of poo poo for making a rude comment about one of my co-workers, women deserve more respect. I work for a Rapist BTW. Dave's a real piece of poo poo for noticing the company mandated breast enlargement effects a wrestler.
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Gumball Gumption posted:Dave's a real piece of poo poo for noticing the company mandated breast enlargement effects a wrestler. They weren’t mandated, they just wouldn’t get prominent roles on TV. It’s up to them if they want to opt in!
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JUNGLE BOY posted:They weren’t mandated, they just wouldn’t get prominent roles on TV. It’s up to them if they want to opt in! Transformative surgery to grab the brass ring, pal!
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Forget the brass ring, Vince was looking to grab the big balloons!
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WOL today had Bryan doubling down on the Bliss makeup comment. I don’t know why it’s so hard for some men to realise it’s best not to comment on a woman’s appearance at all. Ideally we shouldn’t be judging ANYONE by how they look but it’s especially a problem when it comes to women because of how they have been historically viewed and treated. Just realise when it’s time to cut your loses and that’s coming from someone who loves you, bruh.
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Bryan has never in his life met a comment that he would not double down on immediately if it started to get any pushback at all. I mean AM I WRONG!!!???
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Halverine posted:Am I the only one who thought the latest B&V show was a bit hard to listen to at the start when Bryan & Vinny's friend Shawn discussed making 50% of his wedding vows about how evil his first wife was and how he wanted to murder her. thought this ep mustve had quit the opening segment before i listened to it, i really should know better at this point tho lol
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Quantum of Phallus posted:he is a stupid stupid man and i love him I’ve been really amazed this week by Bryan being grateful that nxt finally explained to him that the glamorous lady heel carried a rose because “they are pretty and dangerous”
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0konner posted:I’ve been really amazed this week by Bryan being grateful that nxt finally explained to him that the glamorous lady heel carried a rose because “they are pretty and dangerous” Sometimes his stupidity is annoying but this is just precious. Love that dumb man
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Whats your favorite stupid bryan moment. Mine is "why are they calling this geek the Velveeta Dream".
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projecthalaxy posted:Whats your favorite stupid bryan moment. Mine is "why are they calling this geek the Velveeta Dream". My favorite was when he was describing his Thanksgiving dinner and was infuriated no one knew what "Holiday sauce" was until Vinny deciphered he meant hollandaise sauce and Bryan thought it was called Holiday sauce because his family only made it for holiday meals.
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projecthalaxy posted:Whats your favorite stupid bryan moment. Mine is "why are they calling this geek the Velveeta Dream". Betamax Coffee
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Anytime he or Dave use wrestling terminology to describe normal things, like watching Dallas on TV or televised sports. Having a play-action pass in football described as a "worked handoff" has re-wired my brain in many unhealthy ways, but I thank Bryan for it all the same
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Tato posted:Anytime he or Dave use wrestling terminology to describe normal things, like watching Dallas on TV or televised sports. Having a play-action pass in football described as a "worked handoff" has re-wired my brain in many unhealthy ways, but I thank Bryan for it all the same This is by far my favourite. There's a Dave review of an SNL (I think with Ronda hosting) that sounds like a Raw recap that cracked me up.
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Even standing at the north pole you can always go further north.
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Halverine posted:WOL today had Bryan doubling down on the Bliss makeup comment. I don’t know why it’s so hard for some men to realise it’s best not to comment on a woman’s appearance at all. Ideally we shouldn’t be judging ANYONE by how they look but it’s especially a problem when it comes to women because of how they have been historically viewed and treated. Just realise when it’s time to cut your loses and that’s coming from someone who loves you, bruh. It's an aesthetic business
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Women on wwe tv aren’t choosing how much or how little makeup they get to wear. It’s fine to criticise how the company is choosing to present these women.
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The gals should wear all white, and too much make up so by the end of the match they are all smeared up and bronzed up. Like you do when you know you're gonna bleed all over yourself
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projecthalaxy posted:Whats your favorite stupid bryan moment. Mine is "why are they calling this geek the Velveeta Dream". the north pole
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Malcolm Excellent posted:The gals should wear all white, and too much make up so by the end of the match they are all smeared up and bronzed up. There was a Wrestlemania where Maria something or other (a celebrity, not Kannelis) wore a white bottom and did a stink face on someone wearing so much bronzer that it looked like Maria shat herself.
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Lone Goat posted:There was a Wrestlemania where Maria something or other (a celebrity, not Kannelis) wore a white bottom and did a stink face on someone wearing so much bronzer that it looked like Maria shat herself. Maria Menounos. It was hilarious.
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everyone’s favourite royal rumble guy MARK is back this weekend
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jesus WEP posted:everyone’s favourite royal rumble guy MARK is back this weekend Legit might get me to watch the Rumble lol
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Halverine posted:Even standing at the north pole you can always go further north. That's the one. He, like, quintupled down on that.
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 New Dave Lore?Dave's brother was hit by a car while riding a unicycle.
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That drat Rikishi strikes again
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the Doctor Pepper Hell in a Cell
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A unicycle on the road would be so uncommon and eye catching to me that I have to assume he was struck deliberately.
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As the driver fled he could be faintly heard shouting "eat a dick unicycle boy!"
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Barry Bluejeans posted:As the driver fled he could be faintly heard shouting "eat a dick unicycle boy!" I briefly went looking for this post again to reference it here lmao
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projecthalaxy posted:Whats your favorite stupid bryan moment. Mine is "why are they calling this geek the Velveeta Dream".
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If you are a member of the new Murder Bryan patreon you can listen to a select group, some of whom are from this forum discuss happenings in pro wrestling (I don't know what I wasn't on this part) in the first half and then a second half where we debate the Everything Beast Beast of the Year and judge if Jeff Cobb is a beast. It's a long show! I think our half was 90 minutes. https://www.patreon.com/posts/77926793?utm_campaign=postshare_fan
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Lid posted:the Doctor Pepper Kennel in a Cell
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