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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Corn syrup is forever do it pussy

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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Nuts and Gum posted:

Corn syrup is forever do it pussy

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Does that make his father the hoser?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The General
Mar 4, 2007


Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Who wants to roll the dice with me



How expired? 1 month? 1 year? 5 years?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I zoomed in, those are only a couple months out. Hell, I'll go in on all the chewy now n laters if those price tags are saying 0.40

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




The General posted:

How expired? 1 month? 1 year? 5 years?

Thats the roll of the dice, my friend

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

I completely forgot they used to sell CDs that had 2 loving songs on them

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Who wants to roll the dice with me



Do Raisinets exist in a non-expired form?

Frush
Jun 26, 2008

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Who wants to roll the dice with me



They probably aren't legal to sell if they're expired. Point that out to the owner but say you'll take the starbursts in exchange for silence.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Frush posted:

They probably aren't legal to sell if they're expired. Point that out to the owner but say you'll take the starbursts in exchange for silence.

There are no laws about selling expired foods. Hell, in a lot of places, and for many specific perishables, there aren't even laws requiring expiration dates in the first place.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

PainterofCrap posted:

The only thing Altoona got right was Mallow Cups.

100% correct. Probably the only thing I miss about living in PA is easy access to Mallow Cups any time I wanted them.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Frush posted:

They probably aren't legal to sell if they're expired. Point that out to the owner but say you'll take the starbursts in exchange for silence.

At least in the US, expiry dates aren't regulated, and most stuff actually just lists a "best before" date. So none of that food is dangerous to eat, more than likely. Just stale. That's probably why it's mostly chewy candies, because they're probably not all that chewy anymore.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Thats the roll of the dice, my friend

It's sugar and preservatives. It'll be fine, hook me up.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Gamer pocket is an euphemism for something horrible I assume

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SpacePig posted:

It's a fun picture to see whenever it's reposted because it genuinely does look like a player exploded and their body was then dragged off the ice.

It's not funny. Hockey players only do that when they're extremely distressed

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

steinrokkan posted:

Gamer pocket is an euphemism for something horrible I assume

It's a synonym for prison wallet

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's not funny. Hockey players only do that when they're extremely distressed

There was that one time (two times?) An NHL goalie had his throat slashed by a falling player's skate. That was pretty horrific, probably the most actual blood I've seen spilled on the ice; his carotid was severed and he would have died if the team medic didn't know exactly what to do.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
50 Cent's Blood on the Ice: The Musical

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

There are no laws about selling expired foods. Hell, in a lot of places, and for many specific perishables, there aren't even laws requiring expiration dates in the first place.

You can just say "in the US".

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The U.S. is the safest place to play ice hockey because of all the medics walking around with experience treating gunshot wounds.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Mister Speaker posted:

There was that one time (two times?) An NHL goalie had his throat slashed by a falling player's skate. That was pretty horrific, probably the most actual blood I've seen spilled on the ice; his carotid was severed and he would have died if the team medic didn't know exactly what to do.

Clint Malarchuk. The video is out there but I'm not going to put it here because yeah, it is gruesome.

Evander Kane caught a skate blade to the wrist back in November and he just returned to the lineup this week.

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 13:00 on Jan 29, 2023

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Who wants to roll the dice with me



With all of the preservatives in candy, none of that is actually bad. The Best By date is to avoid lawsuits.

So, in the words of the immortal Al Bundy:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




steinrokkan posted:

Gamer pocket is an euphemism for something horrible I assume

Who want they gamer pocketussy ate

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Why is that man talking to his hand?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

tribbledirigible posted:

Why is that man talking to his hand?

it's called romance

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kheldarn posted:

With all of the preservatives in candy, none of that is actually bad. The Best By date is to avoid lawsuits.

I once lost a filling to some expired candy. So, you know, just beware.

Then again many types of candy are rock-hard or extremely sticky even when fresh so I guess the moral of the story is never eat candy so you don't get a cavity in the first place.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Kheldarn posted:

With all of the preservatives in candy, none of that is actually bad. The Best By date is to avoid lawsuits.

So, in the words of the immortal Al Bundy:


Preservatives? Lawsuits?

They're lumps of dry sugar maybe with some stable fat. They've got the same preservatives as the 5 year old bag of sugar in your pantry: it's sugar.

The best before date is to create a mechanism for stores to keep buying new stock without selling through their old. One weird trick manufacturers figured out thanks to some consumer feedback that forces retail to buy consistent and constant restocks. They are determined with 0 safety or liability in mind.

There's segments where a best before date is useful to know that "hey maybe I check a little closer for mold" but mass market candy is basically pre-staled. Maybe the chocolate is bloomed or amorphous but I dare you to put on a blindfold and notice.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

steinrokkan posted:

Gamer pocket is an euphemism for something horrible I assume

Keeping a snack warm by storing it under my panniculus.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I once lost a filling to some expired candy.

Story ends. No molar.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://i.imgur.com/6z88KY1.jpeg

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

Somebody has a new favorite as of 21:05 on Jan 29, 2023

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
@sex fucker

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Idgi

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


I realize trap sprung, but the image is from a hentai site where 6 digit numbers are the ids of different books.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Frankly, I don't think even a censored screenshot from a website with child porn should be posted in this PYF Funny Pictures thread.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Paladinus posted:

Frankly, I don't think even a censored screenshot from a website with child porn should be posted in this PYF Funny Pictures thread.

Me neither!

I said this in some other thread, but if I have to do any research on the source of the image to see if it's underage hentai or incest fanart or anything like that, I am banning that poster.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Am I crazy or is the point a guy posted a code for one site, somebody plugged into a different site where it happened to point to anime child porn, and assumed that this was what it was actually for, effectively telling on himself that he browses the shotacon-having site?

Trapped mouse just made the mistake of assuming that anyone else would understand what they're looking at

Edit: gently caress anyone who expects me to figure that poo poo out tho

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 21:17 on Jan 29, 2023

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
distressing number of people able to understand or assuming we understand whats going on in the image


Have a funny picture

Mr. Crow has a new favorite as of 21:40 on Jan 29, 2023

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Fancy

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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Mr. Crow posted:

distressing number of people able to understand or assuming we understand whats going on in the image


Have a funny picture


pit vipers fuckin rule and not just cause they look awesome but they're actively against chuds wearing them
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1415307827904720899

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