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Corn syrup is forever do it pussy
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Nuts and Gum posted:Corn syrup is forever do it pussy
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:14 |
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Does that make his father the hoser?
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:26 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Who wants to roll the dice with me How expired? 1 month? 1 year? 5 years?
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:31 |
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I zoomed in, those are only a couple months out. Hell, I'll go in on all the chewy now n laters if those price tags are saying 0.40
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:41 |
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The General posted:How expired? 1 month? 1 year? 5 years? Thats the roll of the dice, my friend
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:49 |
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I completely forgot they used to sell CDs that had 2 loving songs on them
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:32 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Who wants to roll the dice with me Do Raisinets exist in a non-expired form?
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:50 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Who wants to roll the dice with me They probably aren't legal to sell if they're expired. Point that out to the owner but say you'll take the starbursts in exchange for silence.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 06:22 |
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Frush posted:They probably aren't legal to sell if they're expired. Point that out to the owner but say you'll take the starbursts in exchange for silence. There are no laws about selling expired foods. Hell, in a lot of places, and for many specific perishables, there aren't even laws requiring expiration dates in the first place.
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PainterofCrap posted:The only thing Altoona got right was Mallow Cups. 100% correct. Probably the only thing I miss about living in PA is easy access to Mallow Cups any time I wanted them.
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Frush posted:They probably aren't legal to sell if they're expired. Point that out to the owner but say you'll take the starbursts in exchange for silence. At least in the US, expiry dates aren't regulated, and most stuff actually just lists a "best before" date. So none of that food is dangerous to eat, more than likely. Just stale. That's probably why it's mostly chewy candies, because they're probably not all that chewy anymore.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 07:35 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Thats the roll of the dice, my friend It's sugar and preservatives. It'll be fine, hook me up.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 07:46 |
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Gamer pocket is an euphemism for something horrible I assume
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 09:13 |
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SpacePig posted:It's a fun picture to see whenever it's reposted because it genuinely does look like a player exploded and their body was then dragged off the ice. It's not funny. Hockey players only do that when they're extremely distressed
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 10:18 |
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steinrokkan posted:Gamer pocket is an euphemism for something horrible I assume It's a synonym for prison wallet
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 10:23 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's not funny. Hockey players only do that when they're extremely distressed There was that one time (two times?) An NHL goalie had his throat slashed by a falling player's skate. That was pretty horrific, probably the most actual blood I've seen spilled on the ice; his carotid was severed and he would have died if the team medic didn't know exactly what to do.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 10:25 |
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50 Cent's Blood on the Ice: The Musical
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:There are no laws about selling expired foods. Hell, in a lot of places, and for many specific perishables, there aren't even laws requiring expiration dates in the first place. You can just say "in the US".
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 10:38 |
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The U.S. is the safest place to play ice hockey because of all the medics walking around with experience treating gunshot wounds.
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Mister Speaker posted:There was that one time (two times?) An NHL goalie had his throat slashed by a falling player's skate. That was pretty horrific, probably the most actual blood I've seen spilled on the ice; his carotid was severed and he would have died if the team medic didn't know exactly what to do. Clint Malarchuk. The video is out there but I'm not going to put it here because yeah, it is gruesome. Evander Kane caught a skate blade to the wrist back in November and he just returned to the lineup this week. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 13:00 on Jan 29, 2023 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Who wants to roll the dice with me With all of the preservatives in candy, none of that is actually bad. The Best By date is to avoid lawsuits. So, in the words of the immortal Al Bundy:
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 14:50 |
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steinrokkan posted:Gamer pocket is an euphemism for something horrible I assume Who want they gamer pocketussy ate
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:40 |
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Why is that man talking to his hand?
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:49 |
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tribbledirigible posted:Why is that man talking to his hand? it's called romance
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Kheldarn posted:With all of the preservatives in candy, none of that is actually bad. The Best By date is to avoid lawsuits. I once lost a filling to some expired candy. So, you know, just beware. Then again many types of candy are rock-hard or extremely sticky even when fresh so I guess the moral of the story is never eat candy so you don't get a cavity in the first place.
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Kheldarn posted:With all of the preservatives in candy, none of that is actually bad. The Best By date is to avoid lawsuits. They're lumps of dry sugar maybe with some stable fat. They've got the same preservatives as the 5 year old bag of sugar in your pantry: it's sugar. The best before date is to create a mechanism for stores to keep buying new stock without selling through their old. One weird trick manufacturers figured out thanks to some consumer feedback that forces retail to buy consistent and constant restocks. They are determined with 0 safety or liability in mind. There's segments where a best before date is useful to know that "hey maybe I check a little closer for mold" but mass market candy is basically pre-staled. Maybe the chocolate is bloomed or amorphous but I dare you to put on a blindfold and notice.
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steinrokkan posted:Gamer pocket is an euphemism for something horrible I assume Keeping a snack warm by storing it under my panniculus.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:04 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I once lost a filling to some expired candy. Story ends. No molar.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 18:46 |
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https://i.imgur.com/6z88KY1.jpeg (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST) Somebody has a new favorite as of 21:05 on Jan 29, 2023 |
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@sex fucker
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Idgi
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I realize trap sprung, but the image is from a hentai site where 6 digit numbers are the ids of different books.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 20:33 |
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Frankly, I don't think even a censored screenshot from a website with child porn should be posted in this PYF Funny Pictures thread.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 21:00 |
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Paladinus posted:Frankly, I don't think even a censored screenshot from a website with child porn should be posted in this PYF Funny Pictures thread. Me neither! I said this in some other thread, but if I have to do any research on the source of the image to see if it's underage hentai or incest fanart or anything like that, I am banning that poster.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 21:09 |
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Am I crazy or is the point a guy posted a code for one site, somebody plugged into a different site where it happened to point to anime child porn, and assumed that this was what it was actually for, effectively telling on himself that he browses the shotacon-having site? Trapped mouse just made the mistake of assuming that anyone else would understand what they're looking at Edit: gently caress anyone who expects me to figure that poo poo out tho Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 21:17 on Jan 29, 2023 |
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distressing number of people able to understand or assuming we understand whats going on in the image Have a funny picture Mr. Crow has a new favorite as of 21:40 on Jan 29, 2023 |
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Fancy
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Mr. Crow posted:distressing number of people able to understand or assuming we understand whats going on in the image pit vipers fuckin rule and not just cause they look awesome but they're actively against chuds wearing them https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1415307827904720899
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