I just cant get enough of this piss-talk
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:15 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 18:33 |
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i will sell a bottle of my piss for $200 a pint, it's probably got more estrogen than most women's
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:17 |
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:25 |
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Smdh it’s always drinking piss. Personally I prefer dragging a cactus around with me for emergency water rations, but you do you
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:35 |
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Smdh it’s always drinking piss. Personally I prefer dragging a cactus around with me for emergency water rations, but you do you I just bring enough water but everyone has their own thing
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:36 |
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As a guy who knows a lot about drinking piss, I'm entertained by this derail
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:47 |
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redneck nazgul posted:mods please rename this the capitalpissm.png thread
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:00 |
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Locally sourced, ethically brewed, mostly sterile.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:23 |
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Urine here with me
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:23 |
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hand pissed
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:29 |
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Chamale posted:As a guy who knows a lot about drinking piss, I'm entertained by this derail Damnit, not another food derail
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:42 |
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Orange Devil posted:Sterile is a binary, "pretty sterile" doesn't exist. grown past the gender binary but still insist on the sterile piss binary? you’re a lib
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 06:02 |
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There are at least 3 piss
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 06:17 |
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capeetalism.png
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 06:19 |
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Catpisstalism
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 06:21 |
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*staring at the contents of my makeshift liquid containment gadget, steeling myself before engaging in a long solemn salty chug I shudder and gaze blankly into the distance for a bit, before nodding with resolve and wiping my face* Yup, capitalism again I reckon *I die full of piss and conviction* -based on true events
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 07:42 |
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I have no balls, yet I must piss
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 07:55 |
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blatman posted:horse piss is the last bastion of the piss salesman ever since fake urine hit the market for potheads trying to pass drug tests at work Well your lab results are back. Good news, according to this you're eligible to compete in the kentucky derby. Bad news, it'll be after you have the baby
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 09:16 |
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i'm terribly sorry, but i have no piss-related content to post
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 09:21 |
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And he said "you're fired"
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 09:28 |
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Like that just seems like it's a great way to make it so you're now required to come into the office at 2 AM whenever you're on call
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 09:29 |
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i am the pissident
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 09:38 |
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tokin opposition posted:a lot of bad and stupid ideas are fine if it's that or dying Wait what?
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 10:36 |
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Shame Boy posted:Like that just seems like it's a great way to make it so you're now required to come into the office at 2 AM whenever you're on call eh, I know a bunch of reddit reeks of stdh.txt but I can buy that post, and it might not even result in too much more retaliation than general whining. Like if you work at the right level of small-ish business where they don't really give raises they'll be hard pressed to fire someone who does something critical like computer janitors if they realize it's critical. I worked at a place years ago where they were largely unhappy with my job, but also knew I was doing 3 roles for the cost of half of one so while they complained about things like my working remotely frequently and largely setting my own hours they never really pressed it when push came to shove. Eventually one of the C-suite managers started working at the primary site and one week was actually there from 10-4 most of the week and noticed there were 2 days I was in the office less than him. So they made my position hourly, and wanted to micromanage stuff. In response I started doing something similar to the dude in the story. I didn't take calls when off the clock and never went to any sites besides the primary one. If folks in a different timezone needed something they were just gonna wait. I actually had a situation where the owner was furious when I actually took a 2 day vacation and wouldn't answer my phone. He wanted some sort of disciplinary action, but what was he going to do? I went through the right channels to request it off. In the end the company didn't even believe my notice when I quit and seriously thought I was trying some dumb bargaining tactic. To add my "everyone clapped" kicker, the company still hasn't been able to find a suitable replacement about 5 years later. I asked for 10k more and remote work if they wanted more than bare bones effort, which they balked at. Now they're paying roughly 250k extra in subpar contractors and employees who ditch them. I know this because I'm friends with someone in management there, who still asks me questions about how to do stuff without going to jail.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 11:40 |
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 14:54 |
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no one understanding the phrase quiet quitting makes me feel a little bit crazy
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:20 |
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I feel like it's not understood because it's not real and it's an invented term to try and make businesses look like the good guys when people don't do more than they're paid to.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:29 |
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I have no idea what it is.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:32 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I have no idea what it is. its defined merely as not doing extra work
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:38 |
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Real hurthling! posted:its defined merely as not doing extra work Oh, lol. We call it "being in a union".
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:39 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Oh, lol. We call it "being in a union". Lmao if you think union workers aren't checking emails in the evening or staying an extra hour to finish a task. Isn't there also the kind of quiet quitting where you literally just stop working and wait for them to notice?
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:02 |
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BonHair posted:Isn't there also the kind of quiet quitting where you literally just stop working and wait for them to notice? That's what it actually means. I don't know why people decided it's about not working past working hours.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:03 |
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Paladinus posted:That's what it actually means. I don't know why people decided it's about not working past working hours. Words do change meanings though.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:05 |
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Paladinus posted:That's what it actually means. I don't know why people decided it's about not working past working hours. You really don't know why?
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:11 |
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BonHair posted:Lmao if you think union workers aren't checking emails in the evening or staying an extra hour to finish a task. strangely those people are typically the folks in the shop nobody likes.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:14 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I have no idea what it is. you aren’t meant to. there’s a lot of power in words with obfuscated meanings. see “terror” or “weapons of mass destruction” as the most obvious examples.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:21 |
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Quiet quitting is supposed to mean you show up to work but do no actual work, just browse job boards or youtube or whatever and wait for them to fire you. It somehow morphed into 'doing the bare minimum to not get fired' which is what sane people refer to as 'doing their job'.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 19:59 |
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grah posted:Quiet quitting is supposed to mean you show up to work but do no actual work, just browse job boards or youtube or whatever and wait for them to fire you. I think it's just for some people doing the former essentially constitutes the latter. Like an IT guy in your office may technically have things to do, but can play DotA all day without anyone noticing for a long time.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 20:03 |
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grah posted:Quiet quitting is supposed to mean you show up to work but do no actual work, just browse job boards or youtube or whatever and wait for them to fire you. Wait isn't that just called working
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 20:03 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 18:33 |
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Quiet quiting is a spectrum from "act your wage" to "I started a new job three months ago and never told my boss" Don't be a QQERF
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 20:12 |