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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > UKMT Winterval 2023 - Fisking the Trussay
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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I don't think I'd enjoy seeing anyone decapitated. I think it would upset me rather a lot.

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Wank the line, anyone done that one yet?

Better game is to find titles where you can replace ANY of the words with wank to make something good, e.g. Black Snake Moan

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

 my wank with andy

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Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

 The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Wank.

:awesome:

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998


Toilet Rascal

Bobby Deluxe posted:

my wank with andy
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domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Very glad to hear that the conservative party
will have a new chairman. Hopefully the organization can now begin to heal and we can all put this behind us. A huge achievement for journalists everywhere. Well done everyone.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

Tfw your anti-trans agenda is extremely pro-women

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1619420810883600384?t=W4LmRK1Py1au9Q7sVtT4hQ&s=19

"Nevermind this thing that actually happened, what about this thing I just made up?" has been the Guardian's bread and butter for a while now.

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Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
The Englishman who Came Up a Hill

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

 Hasn't their editor just left after a long career of being a sex creep?

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998


Toilet Rascal

Unkempt posted:

The Englishman who Came Up a Hill
The Adult Human Who Cried Wolffian Duct

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
 Speaking of, holy poo poo lol:

https://twitter.com/lucysiegle/status/1619639290912477184?s=46&t=xCpJgjIwk85VeDC0Fr2XSA

If you don't get the joke, Siegle was the first woman to go public about Cohen being a turbocreep who was shielded by her employers at the Observer.

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Context:

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1619453083519705088?t=RlJcoAidDo-nqf-E81dmOA&s=19

Wank.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Microplastics posted:

Wank.

Wank 2: High Voltage.

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Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

 E;f,b

Filboid Studge fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jan 29, 2023

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Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Wank 2: High Voltage.

Star Wank Episode 1: The Phantom Wanker

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Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal
 Don't wank now

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

 The Shawshank Wank

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escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013
 No Wank for Old Men.

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pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

 Harry Potter and the Deathly Wank.

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Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
The Dirty Wank
Wank Club. (The first rule of Wank Club is: you do not talk about Wank Club.)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Wank
Wank of God

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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

 Wank

* # ? Jan 29, 2023 14:22
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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998


Toilet Rascal
A Wank in England

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Wank Dogs

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998


Toilet Rascal

keep punching joe posted:

Wank Dogs
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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I don't think I'd enjoy seeing anyone decapitated. I think it would upset me rather a lot.

Counterpoint:
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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Kiss Kiss Wank Wank

* # ? Jan 29, 2023 14:46
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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
It's A Boy Girl Wank

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The Fault In Our Wank

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Kindergarten Wank

* # ? Jan 29, 2023 14:51
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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
How To Wank To Girls At Parties

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Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
 Aguirre, the Wank of God

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Hallucinogenic Toreador
Nov 21, 2000

Whoooooahh I'd be
Nothin' without you
Baaaaaa-by
Everything Everywhere Wank at Once

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Romy and Michele's High School Wank

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

 dr strangelove: how i learned to stop wanking and love the bomb

the unbearable lightness of wanking

wank me to hell

ferris buellers wank off

four weddings and a wank

28 wanks later

an american wank in london

wank him to the greek

indiana jones and the wank of doom

a wank less ordinary

the men who wank at goats

a wank on elm street

wanking private ryan

wank on a plane

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Children of the wank

(an IVF story)

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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
 The Wank of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

 we need to wank about kevin

e: a million ways to wank in the west

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Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe
Schindler's Wank

God of Wank

Wanks Out

Wank Onion

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biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



 O Lucky Wank

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Wank

Wank Wank

Wank Wank Wank

Wank Wank Wank Wank

Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank

Wank Wank Wank: Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank

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