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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/BrewDogJames/status/1619677113774411777?t=aWDNkMub9RB48j0xGCRH1g&s=19 I hereby suggest "Paedo Juice"
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/BrewDogJames/status/1619677113774411777?t=aWDNkMub9RB48j0xGCRH1g&s=19
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one of the biggest dork takes https://twitter.com/shadihamid/status/1619710505626771457
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https://twitter.com/ProtonInspector/status/1619486090502750209?t=V8ozQnwYfpBd290H66RDYA&s=19
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Sports are good because it's an easy way to quickly relate to someone you don't know, just suss out what their favorite team is and commiserate. You'll instantly become best friends, it works every time!
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:one of the biggest dork takes i cant believe people are getting excited about their local sports team, on a day that they play a major game no less. sickenign behavior. well this is actually true but only for philly sports fans.
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nikosoft posted:Sports are good because it's an easy way to quickly relate to someone you don't know, just suss out what their favorite team is and commiserate. You'll instantly become best friends, it works every time! On the other hand not liking and intentionally pretending that you haven’t absorbed a ton of general sports knowledge from cultural osmosis is a very powerful personality type that makes you inherently interesting Standing around the water cooler at work and everyone is talking about the big game. One sly sportsball and they’re all in awe of my cleverness
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HashtagGirlboss posted:On the other hand not liking and intentionally pretending that you haven’t absorbed a ton of general sports knowledge from cultural osmosis is a very powerful personality type that makes you inherently interesting a few jobs ago i worked with a sporpsball guy and had to explain home field advantage to him, like how do you not pick that up from osmosis. he was like "why doesnt the away team just play good too?"
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:one of the biggest dork takes Going on Elon's mess of a website to announce that you hate fun.
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HashtagGirlboss posted:On the other hand not liking and intentionally pretending that you haven’t absorbed a ton of general sports knowledge from cultural osmosis is a very powerful personality type that makes you inherently interesting one day i realised sports are just like big brother, in that basically everyone loves them and it's dumb to act like you're better. join us apes in the mud, it's fun.
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HashtagGirlboss posted:On the other hand not liking and intentionally pretending that you haven’t absorbed a ton of general sports knowledge from cultural osmosis is a very powerful personality type that makes you inherently interesting True, friend, I am also looking forward to the "Superb Owl" ^o^
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Ardent Communist posted:one day i realised sports are just like big brother, in that basically everyone loves them and it's dumb to act like you're better. join us apes in the mud, it's fun. Sports are a really good way to turn what would be an awkward interaction with someone you don’t know or do know but don’t have annything in common with into a pleasant if meaningless conversation. You don’t even have to know that much, just let the other person do the talking and kind of agree and boom, your girlfriend is back from the bathroom and you haven’t alienated her visiting cousin. Or you just survived ten minutes talking to your trumpy uncle without a single bit of politics! Or you can wow them with your ignorance and condescending dismissiveness Plan b sounds so liberating
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Sports are a really good way to turn what would be an awkward interaction with someone you don’t know or do know but don’t have annything in common with into a pleasant if meaningless conversation. You don’t even have to know that much, just let the other person do the talking and kind of agree and boom, your girlfriend is back from the bathroom and you haven’t alienated her visiting cousin. Or you just survived ten minutes talking to your trumpy uncle without a single bit of politics!
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Just talk about the weather and progress on the 5 year plan
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Shut-up, language nerd!
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Reg Date: Dec 18, 2003
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tokin opposition posted:Reg Date: Dec 18, 2003 Man, I was so drunk and horny in 2003.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Man, I so drunk and horny
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Ardent Communist posted:one day i realised sports are just like big brother, in that basically everyone loves them and it's dumb to act like you're better. join us apes in the mud, it's fun. sports are the opiate of the masses and proletarian drugs are cheaper and more fun than bougie habits like coke
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https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1611582135248330754?s=21&t=o2ml8boGYzxRBSpqE95IEw wrestling is the only sport that matters
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Wrestling is ballet for the working class. Hell in a Cell 1998 is its Swan Lake.
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lol https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1619686515092897800?s=20
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I don’t really care for sport but I also somehow manage not to be an insufferable prick when talking to people, weird
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Sports are a really good way to turn what would be an awkward interaction with someone you don’t know or do know but don’t have annything in common with into a pleasant if meaningless conversation. You don’t even have to know that much, just let the other person do the talking and kind of agree and boom, your girlfriend is back from the bathroom and you haven’t alienated her visiting cousin. Or you just survived ten minutes talking to your trumpy uncle without a single bit of politics! I dont know anything about sports but if I bring up soccer (futbol) with immigrants in America wer’re best friends and they’re telling me about Turkish soccer stuff I don’t know about at all. i hired some movers and the company policy was I couldn’t ride with them due to some insurance thing, but I brought up some stuff I vaguely remembered about Brazil from the world cups in my lifetime and we got a rapport going + I got a ride.
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https://twitter.com/jimdinfla/status/1619878687910031360
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/ProtonInspector/status/1619486090502750209?t=V8ozQnwYfpBd290H66RDYA&s=19 My local council's plumbers do this. nikosoft posted:Sports are good because it's an easy way to quickly relate to someone you don't know, just suss out what their favorite team is and commiserate. You'll instantly become best friends, it works every time! You're supposed to tell them their team sucks and it is your team that is good.
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more reliable than going off the city's plans
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ahhhh
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War and Pieces posted:more reliable than going off the city's plans Yeah, the pipe isn't where it says it is on the map at my place. They had a fancy machine for finding it but it's pretty deep and only 1/2" so they busted out the dowsing rods.
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https://twitter.com/Crypt0Fred/status/1619081178241437696?t=sD7ZS3CbkJ116bgsZig2Sg&s=19
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/Crypt0Fred/status/1619081178241437696?t=sD7ZS3CbkJ116bgsZig2Sg&s=19 yeah, now that its possible to see women in swimwear on the internet, its over
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fart simpson posted:yeah, now that its possible to see women in swimwear on the internet, its over
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radical spine displacement
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