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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

I hereby suggest "Paedo Juice"

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
i think that argument convinced more people that chick isn't punk than it convinced them brewdog was

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


one of the biggest dork takes

https://twitter.com/shadihamid/status/1619710505626771457

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ProtonInspector/status/1619486090502750209?t=V8ozQnwYfpBd290H66RDYA&s=19

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
Sports are good because it's an easy way to quickly relate to someone you don't know, just suss out what their favorite team is and commiserate. You'll instantly become best friends, it works every time!

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021


i cant believe people are getting excited about their local sports team, on a day that they play a major game no less. sickenign behavior. well this is actually true but only for philly sports fans.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

nikosoft posted:

Sports are good because it's an easy way to quickly relate to someone you don't know, just suss out what their favorite team is and commiserate. You'll instantly become best friends, it works every time!

On the other hand not liking and intentionally pretending that you haven’t absorbed a ton of general sports knowledge from cultural osmosis is a very powerful personality type that makes you inherently interesting

Standing around the water cooler at work and everyone is talking about the big game. One sly sportsball and they’re all in awe of my cleverness

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

HashtagGirlboss posted:

On the other hand not liking and intentionally pretending that you haven’t absorbed a ton of general sports knowledge from cultural osmosis is a very powerful personality type that makes you inherently interesting

Standing around the water cooler at work and everyone is talking about the big game. One sly sportsball and they’re all in awe of my cleverness

a few jobs ago i worked with a sporpsball guy and had to explain home field advantage to him, like how do you not pick that up from osmosis. he was like "why doesnt the away team just play good too?"

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Going on Elon's mess of a website to announce that you hate fun.

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!

HashtagGirlboss posted:

On the other hand not liking and intentionally pretending that you haven’t absorbed a ton of general sports knowledge from cultural osmosis is a very powerful personality type that makes you inherently interesting

Standing around the water cooler at work and everyone is talking about the big game. One sly sportsball and they’re all in awe of my cleverness

one day i realised sports are just like big brother, in that basically everyone loves them and it's dumb to act like you're better. join us apes in the mud, it's fun.

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

HashtagGirlboss posted:

On the other hand not liking and intentionally pretending that you haven’t absorbed a ton of general sports knowledge from cultural osmosis is a very powerful personality type that makes you inherently interesting

Standing around the water cooler at work and everyone is talking about the big game. One sly sportsball and they’re all in awe of my cleverness

True, friend, I am also looking forward to the "Superb Owl" ^o^

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Ardent Communist posted:

one day i realised sports are just like big brother, in that basically everyone loves them and it's dumb to act like you're better. join us apes in the mud, it's fun.

Sports are a really good way to turn what would be an awkward interaction with someone you don’t know or do know but don’t have annything in common with into a pleasant if meaningless conversation. You don’t even have to know that much, just let the other person do the talking and kind of agree and boom, your girlfriend is back from the bathroom and you haven’t alienated her visiting cousin. Or you just survived ten minutes talking to your trumpy uncle without a single bit of politics!

Or you can wow them with your ignorance and condescending dismissiveness

Plan b sounds so liberating

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Sports are a really good way to turn what would be an awkward interaction with someone you don’t know or do know but don’t have annything in common with into a pleasant if meaningless conversation. You don’t even have to know that much, just let the other person do the talking and kind of agree and boom, your girlfriend is back from the bathroom and you haven’t alienated her visiting cousin. Or you just survived ten minutes talking to your trumpy uncle without a single bit of politics!

Or you can wow them with your ignorance and condescending dismissiveness

Plan b sounds so liberating
all conversation is for the purpose of honing your mind to a razor's edge, not to blunt it with idle chatter. to say as little as possible while knowing perfectly well what is wrong, to be worldly wise and play safe and seek only to avoid blame is pure liberalism

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just talk about the weather and progress on the 5 year plan

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Shut-up, language nerd!

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Reg Date: Dec 18, 2003

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

tokin opposition posted:

Reg Date: Dec 18, 2003

Man, I was so drunk and horny in 2003.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

Man, I so drunk and horny

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Ardent Communist posted:

one day i realised sports are just like big brother, in that basically everyone loves them and it's dumb to act like you're better. join us apes in the mud, it's fun.

sports are the opiate of the masses and proletarian drugs are cheaper and more fun than bougie habits like coke

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1611582135248330754?s=21&t=o2ml8boGYzxRBSpqE95IEw

wrestling is the only sport that matters

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Wrestling is ballet for the working class. Hell in a Cell 1998 is its Swan Lake.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1619686515092897800?s=20

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


I don’t really care for sport but I also somehow manage not to be an insufferable prick when talking to people, weird

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Sports are a really good way to turn what would be an awkward interaction with someone you don’t know or do know but don’t have annything in common with into a pleasant if meaningless conversation. You don’t even have to know that much, just let the other person do the talking and kind of agree and boom, your girlfriend is back from the bathroom and you haven’t alienated her visiting cousin. Or you just survived ten minutes talking to your trumpy uncle without a single bit of politics!

Or you can wow them with your ignorance and condescending dismissiveness

Plan b sounds so liberating

I dont know anything about sports but if I bring up soccer (futbol) with immigrants in America wer’re best friends and they’re telling me about Turkish soccer stuff I don’t know about at all. i hired some movers and the company policy was I couldn’t ride with them due to some insurance thing, but I brought up some stuff I vaguely remembered about Brazil from the world cups in my lifetime and we got a rapport going + I got a ride.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
https://twitter.com/jimdinfla/status/1619878687910031360

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

My local council's plumbers do this.

nikosoft posted:

Sports are good because it's an easy way to quickly relate to someone you don't know, just suss out what their favorite team is and commiserate. You'll instantly become best friends, it works every time!

You're supposed to tell them their team sucks and it is your team that is good.

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
more reliable than going off the city's plans

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


ahhhh

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

War and Pieces posted:

more reliable than going off the city's plans

Yeah, the pipe isn't where it says it is on the map at my place. They had a fancy machine for finding it but it's pretty deep and only 1/2" so they busted out the dowsing rods.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lol

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Crypt0Fred/status/1619081178241437696?t=sD7ZS3CbkJ116bgsZig2Sg&s=19

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


yeah, now that its possible to see women in swimwear on the internet, its over

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

fart simpson posted:

yeah, now that its possible to see women in swimwear on the internet, its over
it's over for mainstream beauty standards. no more accepting the narrative of what women are supposed to look like, now everyone will be able to "self-radicalize" in a heretofore unheard fashion.

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Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
radical spine displacement

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