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Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



By popular demand posted:

Great Boob #46:
Lord Horatio Nelson.
Getting shot with a musket, on a ship! Oh what a blunder!

He was horned up to the very end

"Simp me, Hardy"

Edit: a shameful snipe

Here is a cursed video that scared me as a child

https://youtu.be/BMEwtE2WEz4

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Scratch Monkey posted:

Yeah it’s partially a weird humiliation fetish, partially porn addiction. Less weird than findom though

I guess it’s nice that the new definition didn’t diverge too drastically from the SA definition

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Hey, WebMD, which foods should be avoided to prevent issues within the body?





so water only for the rest of your life. gotcha.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Vakal posted:

Hey, WebMD, which foods should be avoided to prevent issues within the body?





so water only for the rest of your life. gotcha.

High fiber food is bad?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


for some people sure.

this whole list should be prefaced by: "consult your doctor and a medically certified nutritionist to find out if you should avoid any of these foods"

The General
Mar 4, 2007


brb, cooking my apples for whatever reason?

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

Vakal posted:

Hey, WebMD, which foods should be avoided to prevent issues within the body?





so water only for the rest of your life. gotcha.

It's missing context, but I think this is a list of foods that may exacerbate symptoms of an inflammatory bowel disease flare?

It's fairly consistent with the list of potential trigger foods here: https://www.crohnscolitisfoundation.org/diet-and-nutrition/what-should-i-eat

Colitis/crohns are cursed as gently caress but the diet isn't. A week or two of restrictive dieting is no problem when you're visiting the bathroom to poo poo blood three times an hour in-between bouts of being doubled over with intestinal cramps.

The General posted:

brb, cooking my apples for whatever reason?

Insoluble fiber :cry:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

The General posted:

brb, cooking my apples for whatever reason?

If Breath of the Wild taught me anything that would make them twice as nutritious.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Coring and baking them with butter and cinnamon is quite popular.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I’ve been reading about this gooning thing all day gang. This poo poo is big. It feels like discovering the secret hog cranking matrix.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't know man, it reads to me like hardcore self delusion and possibly also amyl nitrate abuse.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Lt. Cock posted:

I’ve been reading about this gooning thing all day gang. This poo poo is big. It feels like discovering the secret hog cranking matrix.
Sort of feels like you're gooning gooning.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Cursed Images Thread: the secret hog cranking matrix

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ultrafilter posted:

The Cursed Images Thread: the secret hog cranking matrix

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Slugworth posted:

Sort of feels like you're gooning gooning.

Did you know that a room like the one the other guy posted, just wall to wall pornography, is called a Goon Cave?? That girls into gooning are called Goonettes. That the sub Reddit for men into gooning is called Gooners Paradise? That the ultimate goal of gooning is achieving a state called the Primal Goon??????

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Slugworth posted:

Sort of feels like you're gooning gooning.

https://youtu.be/lDe6hXGFWXw?t=50

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Lt. Cock posted:

Did you know that a room like the one the other guy posted, just wall to wall pornography, is called a Goon Cave?? That girls into gooning are called Goonettes. That the sub Reddit for men into gooning is called Gooners Paradise? That the ultimate goal of gooning is achieving a state called the Primal Goon??????

I did not. Thanks, RimjobSt-, er... Lt. Cock.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

LifeSunDeath posted:

did you read the article, they directly talk about terminator.

and how they have "safeguards" against it becoming sentient.

Yeah. Okay.

Throw some ChatGPT into that poo poo, with some magnets.

I'm digging my human under-tunnels, at the moment. I knew a John Conner (with the E) in elementary school.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

ultrafilter posted:

The Cursed Images Thread: the secret hog cranking matrix

:hmmyes:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Beans are the best food there is

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




An arctic lamprey's mouth

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Captain Hygiene posted:


An arctic lamprey's mouth

Two minutes in the microwave and a guaranteed happy ending

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Captain Hygiene posted:


An arctic lamprey's mouth

Lt. Cock posted:

the ultimate goal of gooning is achieving a state called the Primal Goon??????

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK2D85yMPK8

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Radio Paranoia posted:

That's just the Daily Mail.

Flaunting!

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

By popular demand posted:

this whole list should be prefaced by: "consult your doctor and a medically certified nutritionist to find out if you should avoid any of these foods"

Consulting my doctor on whether the third bender this month is a bad idea

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Feeling real bad for Arenal FC fans after the last couple of pages.

Also the boobs look British because the photography and lighting style is peak late 90s FHM and Maxim vibes

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


AceClown posted:

Also the boobs look British because the photography and lighting style is peak late 90s FHM and Maxim vibes

I don't know if I should be ashamed or impressed.

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

Vakal posted:

Good old VGA. Let's see you pull this off with a HDMI cable.

Some of the computers I end up supporting have Display Port, which generally has latches that are pretty robust. Lost count of how many people have removed the DP cable without pushing the button and just demolished the cable, and one enterprising person plugged in a USB-C so hard that it damaged the stainless steel surround of the port and ruined the computer.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Why are you all looking at me like I'm gonna say "would"?! I'll have you know that I actually possess the self respect and wherewithal to avoid dating obviously murderous Freddy Krueger like evil dream specters!

I totally do.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Wow courtney cox looking thin these days.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I love a woman with a little bit extra in the finger department.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

context https://mymodernmet.com/ai-fake-party-photos/

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh dear God I just got home and this is so more terrifying on a large screen.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
My cheeks just clench a little looking at this.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Look on the bright side, no snakes

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What is that, ice, freak mineral buildup, asbestos?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

By popular demand posted:

What is that, ice, freak mineral buildup, asbestos?

Ice snake nesting material

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Ice snake nesting material

gently caress, if we already have elemental varieties, we're truly hosed

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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

By popular demand posted:

What is that, ice, freak mineral buildup, asbestos?

Ice in an outhouse, looks like

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