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Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good



This is my favorite genre of photograph ngl

hobbesmaster posted:

there’s 3 exams and passing all 3 qualifies you to work for at least 3 years for 24/7 to get the license.

worth noting that it apparently did not actually pass the exams, it was able to get up to 50/50 on the multiple choice sections and then some twitter AI fans said that was passing

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Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
eh, 50/50 chance of figuring out what's wrong with me isn't that bad. i'll take those odds

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Tulip posted:

This is my favorite genre of photograph ngl

worth noting that it apparently did not actually pass the exams, it was able to get up to 50/50 on the multiple choice sections and then some twitter AI fans said that was passing

lol you need like 75% to actually match and continue the path toward a license

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

eh, 50/50 chance of figuring out what's wrong with me isn't that bad. i'll take those odds

Have you heard about fully online DNP programs?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Tulip posted:

This is my favorite genre of photograph ngl

worth noting that it apparently did not actually pass the exams, it was able to get up to 50/50 on the multiple choice sections and then some twitter AI fans said that was passing

lol i remember someone testing an MCQ on a monkey and getting 60%

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Monkeys do better at picking stocks than the average broker

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Tulip posted:

This is my favorite genre of photograph ngl

it’s the dirty sewers of IT leaking into the real world

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

going to be so awesome when the computer learns about how different races deal with pain from some antebellum medical journal and just refuses to give any analgesics to anyone but a white southern dame

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

lol just lol at giving a text completer math problems

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
https://twitter.com/loffredojeremy/status/1619786795943710721?s=20

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

let’s see chatgpt restart it’s own computer

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


it will not do that

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Farm Frenzy posted:

it will not do that

No poo poo, the fact that they're trying and think its a desirable thing people would want is hilarious.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i am not ready for brain transparency, thanks

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

theres an ai that can generate pictures of photorealistic hotted boob women now

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Stairmaster posted:

theres an ai that can generate pictures of photorealistic hotted boob women now

Yeah I'll bet

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


nobody can harvest my brain wave data because i aint got poo poo going on in there

my internal monologue is just a gentle hum

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Jel Shaker posted:

when the ai comes out with poo poo like “5 + 6 = 11 and is an even number” it does make me perversely interested what garbage it would come out with in healthcare, like recommending an amputation instead of an X-ray

It’s very concerned about your mental health and prescribes Applebee’s.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

apatheticman posted:

No poo poo, the fact that they're trying and think its a desirable thing people would want is hilarious.

next is how to get i get AI not murder me in my doomsday bunker

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

blatman posted:

nobody can harvest my brain wave data because i aint got poo poo going on in there

my internal monologue is just a gentle hum

mine is endless screaming in uncomprehending terror punctuated by incomprehensible gibberish

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I mostly think about how cool it would be to become a robot and health anxiety

impossiboobs
Oct 2, 2006

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

mine is endless screaming in uncomprehending terror punctuated by incomprehensible gibberish

I, too, have ADHD.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

mine is endless screaming in uncomprehending terror punctuated by incomprehensible gibberish

mlyp

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

tokin opposition posted:

I mostly think about how cool it would be to become a robot and health anxiety

with chainsaw hands

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

blatman posted:

nobody can harvest my brain wave data because i aint got poo poo going on in there

my internal monologue is just a gentle hum

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

mine is endless screaming in uncomprehending terror punctuated by incomprehensible gibberish

turn on my monitor

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
My internal monologue is just treatises on the word "hate".

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

endlessmonotony posted:

My internal monologue is just treatises on the word "hate".

sounds a bit monotonous

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

lollontee posted:

sounds a bit monotonous

mlmp

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

my internal monologue is in quail language. bip bip, bippu, ribbit ribbit ribbit P-PREEEE *brain takes off in an explosion of wings and breaks its neck against a wall*

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
my internal monologue is currently dancing polish cow 10 hours

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

what if the borg but with poor connectivity

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
right now my inner monologue is trying to come up with a super cool fake inner monologue I could post here

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Crimes like not being productive enough or thinking negative thoughts about your employer.

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004


babe, new psyop to drive rubes insane just dropped.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️
my idea was so brilliantly capitalist it actually even made davos groan

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

these lizards must be annihilated

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013


if the Trisolarans couldnt pull this off, i doubt dipshit Davos lizards will have much luck

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
some sort of thought......crime?

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
a streamer makes a tearful apology after accidentally showing a Chrome tab of a paid deepfake porn site of other lady streamers, while chat posts endless streams of lulz

https://twitter.com/JakeSucky/status/1620093739975983104?t=iJIUPa9gKrGPvb8OxXqzgw&s=19

the future is so loving dumb lol

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