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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Guys I made need to schedule an intervention. Mrs BAGS is addicted to Stardew Valley.

that's what the kids are calling meth these days right?

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Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Guys I made need to schedule an intervention. Mrs BAGS is addicted to Stardew Valley.

if she tries to marry shane i'ma throw hands :mad:

# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:20

ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

TIP posted:

I set up a TV at the end of my bed and ash is now worried that I'm never going to leave this spot again

Goddamn what a good fuckin dog

# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:28

ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Guys I made need to schedule an intervention. Mrs BAGS is addicted to Stardew Valley.

Tell her about the Mars derp bear religion

# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:30

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

lol the guy on the tv is nuzzling ash's butt

# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:34

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

can confirm that portrait mode works on dogs

TIP fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jan 30, 2023

# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:54

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

TIP posted:

can confirm that portrait mode works on dogs

Wanna scratch those ears :kimchi:

# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:11

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

lol the guy on the tv is nuzzling ash's butt

Living the dream

# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:14

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Kinda unfair there isn�t a dog version of catnip

there is, its called weed lol

# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:19

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

unfortunately there's no good method to get your dog high bc human weed is fuckin ridiculous

# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:29

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

Most dogs I've ever met are pretty high on life and don't seem to really need drugs

# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:07

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Ruby Gloom posted:

if she tries to marry shane i'ma throw hands

Lol she hates Shane. I forget the name but she�s trying to romance one of the ladies.

Also our friend�s irl bf is named Shane and he�s kind of a dick so every time she talks to Shane in the game she�s like �stfu Shane�.

# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:53

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

bagmonkey posted:

unfortunately there's no good method to get your dog high bc human weed is fuckin ridiculous

i was not prepared for the weed of 2023 thats for sure

# ? Jan 30, 2023 10:20

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

if science can give spiders drugs then they can do dogs

# ? Jan 30, 2023 12:04

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

My dog loved hanging out on the deck with me when I smoked, he would try to get downwind of me then chew a bunch of sticks.

RIP that bonding activity pal, now we do puzzles.

# ? Jan 30, 2023 13:23

arsenicCatnip: Dec 23, 2022; :33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33

bought a chocolate bar from the vending machine and an extra one fell out, I used to pray for times like these

# ? Jan 30, 2023 13:51

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

arsenicCatnip posted:

bought a chocolate bar from the vending machine and an extra one fell out, I used to pray for times like these

Yet another poster blessed by the bounteous transformative power of the 5000 Page Thread.

# ? Jan 30, 2023 14:01

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

But for these boons, a great price must be paid. At any time, the 5000 Page Thread may injure your butt as a test of faith.

# ? Jan 30, 2023 14:03

arsenicCatnip: Dec 23, 2022; :33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33

I powered through like 13 months of rear end pain from landing tailbone-first on the metal divider of a bus seat, bring it on

# ? Jan 30, 2023 14:05

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

arsenicCatnip posted:

I powered through like 13 months of rear end pain from landing tailbone-first on the metal divider of a bus seat, bring it on

In literary circles this is called 'hubris' and never ends well. Look out for low-flying butt-hungry eagles.

# ? Jan 30, 2023 14:08

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

I'm taking a sick day today because my rear end hurts. Ok not really my rear end but my lower back.

I walked the dog and had to lay down and have a little cry.

# ? Jan 30, 2023 14:19

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I spent half of last night with a migraine so I went to sleep kinda bleh and then somehow woke up at 4:30 AM (My alarm being set for 6:35 AM for reference) without a migraine but now I�m groggy and slightly more irritated than normal for a Monday and don�t want to be at work.

# ? Jan 30, 2023 14:44

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

My dog loved hanging out on the deck with me when I smoked, he would try to get downwind of me then chew a bunch of sticks.

RIP that bonding activity pal, now we do puzzles.

My one friend's dog, this giant rear end white lab that would jump a 6 foot tall fence to wander the neighborhood and only listened to my buddy, myself and three others (Barky Patrol for life), would always hang out with us when we smoked and would totally try and get high with us. That dog was from another planet and I miss that big drooling idiot

# ? Jan 30, 2023 15:13

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

I used to get tagged 2-3 times a week in the local Facebook group to go retrieve Barky from the neighborhood. I even got a leash and the job and poo poo, still lives in my car to this day!

# ? Jan 30, 2023 15:13

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

For the record, I'm of the opinion that human weed for dogs is a horrible and terrible idea because dogs cannot consent, nor understand what a psychedelic is, and on top of that our weed is way too potent and will most likely make you dog appear to be dying and thats not fun for anyone so you should not do that

# ? Jan 30, 2023 15:25