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Ups_rail posted:does that mean someone would buy nft's of my posts I will. But I'll only pay in pig-ball coin that I'm creating.
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ymgve posted:I remember some story where a trader forgot to tick the «do not ship» checkbox and ended up with a barge of coal trying to dock at the trading company Who remembers every smart guy who was like "I can figure out storage no problem" when oil was free?
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ponzicar posted:So there's people out there buying notable quantities of gold who both trust the fiat system of some random dude who says he has gold bars more than the fiat system of the US government, and more importantly, don't want to pretend they've discovered pirate treasure by piling the bars and coins onto their desk? Yes.
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John_A_Tallon posted:You don't even need real gold, tungsten with a little electroplated layer works if you're dealing with people stupid enough to buy certificates for hold gold. Lead would be cheaper and probably work just as well. ymgve posted:I remember some story where a trader forgot to tick the «do not ship» checkbox and ended up with a barge of coal trying to dock at the trading company There was a very funny albeit possibly fake post on reddit by some guy who was trading commodity futures. He forgot to close one of his positions and apparently ended up with container loads of ornamental gourds left at his house.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kzoh1c/i_am_financially_ruined_agricultural_futures/ quote:I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.
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Ups_rail posted:does that mean someone would buy nft's of my posts if you don't try you'll never know
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LostCosmonaut posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kzoh1c/i_am_financially_ruined_agricultural_futures/ Feels like that Homer Simpson gag just updated for the current realm of idiocy. I sure hope someone making less than $3k a month isn’t throwing that kind of money into such nonsense anyway.
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Space Fish posted:I mean... if we're putting the crypto mix tape together... Of course she is wearing gymshark. It is like a influencer bingo card come to life.
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I got the "there's more money laundering in dollars than in Bitcoin" speech again. Never ends.
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Ah, check this one. Hot on the heels of nobody giving a poo poo about crypto, we have (emphasis mine): catcoin posted:https://catcoin.com/ In case you can't see what's happening, they're desperate to create a following for crypto.
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LostCosmonaut posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kzoh1c/i_am_financially_ruined_agricultural_futures/ EL BROMANCE posted:Feels like that Homer Simpson gag just updated for the current realm of idiocy. I sure hope someone making less than $3k a month isn’t throwing that kind of money into such nonsense anyway. This guy has spent the last two years repeatedly investing his entire life in zany get-rich schemes. And may have narrowly dodged causing an ecological disaster. https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/108enh7/tifu_by_importing_bees_to_uruguay/ It reminds me of Casey Serin from the subprime mortgage days.
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ullerrm posted:This guy has spent the last two years repeatedly investing his entire life in zany get-rich schemes. This is incredible  quote:Using an ant farm to generate encryption keys? - 1st of August, 2021
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ullerrm posted:This guy has spent the last two years repeatedly investing his entire life in zany get-rich schemes. Ooooh my god this is a must click. Edit: It's not clear if he did narrowly avoid causing an ecologic disaster. It sounds like he bailed and never resolved it. Telsa Cola fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jan 30, 2023 |
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Telsa Cola posted:Ooooh my god this is a must click. I had opened it, closed it when I saw how long it was, and went back after your post. Holy poo poo yes I am glad I did.
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lol buying rhodium off of a Slovakian Overstock-like website and getting scammed. Edit: I want this all to be true Popete fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Jan 30, 2023 |
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Where does this clearly incompetent person get the funds to bankroll all of that
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I don't know Im swinging rapidly between angry and confused with a miniscule amount of pity which rapidly evaporates.
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ullerrm posted:This guy has spent the last two years repeatedly investing his entire life in zany get-rich schemes.  This is an amazing read and I want to believe.
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Termyie posted:Of course she is wearing gymshark. It is like a influencer bingo card come to life. Natalie is sarcastic, don’t take her videos seriously. She says “don’t actually assume this.”
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Sophy Wackles posted:
by the time I got to “Need someone to assume monthly payments on large waterbed”, I had completely forgotten that I got there from the bitcoin thread rather than the BWM thread
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From one of the comments.quote:OOP made a post asking where to buy cabbages in bulk
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Springtime for Bitcoin and cabbage soup
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I found the #1 technical analysis resource for everyone! https://www.patreon.com/APFK_AsianPicasso Check the chart art, it's pure ghostty material. 
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notwithoutmyanus posted:I found the #1 technical analysis resource for everyone! "Its not a bubble, its not a bubble!" Then portrays the graphs as bubbles.
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notwithoutmyanus posted:I found the #1 technical analysis resource for everyone! What the gently caress am I even looking at here?
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ullerrm posted:This guy has spent the last two years repeatedly investing his entire life in zany get-rich schemes. I'm a former resident of Oklahoma, and currently one of the largest beekeepers in Uruguay by hive volume.
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ullerrm posted:This guy has spent the last two years repeatedly investing his entire life in zany get-rich schemes. This might be fake but I have met so many people exactly like this in AA. "I found a drop shipping opportunity for vapes that catch fire and I'm going to sell them to the asian population of Baytown, Texas." - A business pitch I heard in a church parking lot
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Gubbinal Girl posted:This might be fake but I have met so many people exactly like this in AA. Is vaping allowed in texas? I figured they just smoke cigerrates
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Sophy Wackles posted:How can we put nicotine on the blockchain? i have an nft of 15mg of nicotine, which is better than any fungible vape paraphenilia you fudsters might depend on
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Ups_rail posted:Is vaping allowed in texas? I figured they just smoke cigerrates As far as I've been able to tell, the only things that are illegal in Texas are being trans and u-turns.
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Neito posted:As far as I've been able to tell, the only things that are illegal in Texas are being trans and u-turns. Also driving while non-caucasian is heavily frowned upon.
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SettingSun posted:That man is an up and coming entrepreneur, trying to get his illegal Turkish ice cream juggling business off the ground while he couch surfs/sleeps in the park in the Netherlands during Nordic winter. There's lots to take in from his posts but I love his plan for living semi-legally* in the NL: just go to London for the day and then come back with his second passport. A plan no immigration official has ever seen before and is totally untrained to detect. *not at all legally
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Who's ready for power tools on the blockchain? https://www.lowesinnovationlabs.com/projects/projectunlock
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The Pez Outlaw (Netflix documentary, very recommended) was a scheme that made more sense than all of those combined
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