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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Fartington Butts posted:

A piping hot cup of Curtis

Results: SCP-294 dispensed [REDACTED] kg of organic matter. Junior Researcher [DATA EXPUNGED] appropriate cover story to the family and media.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

bob dobbs is dead posted:

hong kong airline means its duck
Well in that case make mine a double

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I do not understand the idea to put activated charcoal in food, it doesn't taste good, it doesn't improve the food at all, it just tastes like charcoal.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ba ba ba ba baaaa

https://twitter.com/consumertc/status/1619729079271591944

I'm stuffin' it

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

OwlFancier posted:

I do not understand the idea to put activated charcoal in food, it doesn't taste good, it doesn't improve the food at all, it just tastes like charcoal.

You should try the charcoal cheddar you can get in the UK, or at least Yorkshire. It’s good. Idk if it’s good in spite of the charcoal or because of it but it definitely has a je ne sais quoi.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Butterfly Valley posted:

You should try the charcoal cheddar you can get in the UK, or at least Yorkshire. It’s good. Idk if it’s good in spite of the charcoal or because of it but it definitely has a je ne sais quoi.

That is specifically what I am thinking of, it tastes like cheese with soot mixed in, you can get a wide variety of very pleasant cheddars without charcoal in them.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

It's for people who want black food and also want to reduce the effectiveness of their medications.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
You shouldn't chance it but also activated charcoal kind of depends on having free surface area from not being cooked into a gluten matrix or covered in cheese to provide the adsorption surface area that causes a biological effect so you're mostly just eating charcoal for the color and taste.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


its good 4 counteracting acute radiation syndrome, if that is a problem in your life :shrug:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1619779919898345473

Mmmm....lumpy.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Hot prune toddy....a warrior's cocktail.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Lib and let die posted:

Results: SCP-294 dispensed [REDACTED] kg of organic matter. Junior Researcher [DATA EXPUNGED] appropriate cover story to the family and media.

deep cut

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



This is basically what a Costco chicken bake is, I support some additional varieties

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I made Cincinnati chili in anticipation of the Bengals beating Kansas City

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/fuckeduppizzas/status/1619800604003676160

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I'm surprised no enterprising youtubers have made futurist food, like chicken stuffed with ball bearings to give it the flavor of steel.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Iron Crowned posted:

I made Cincinnati chili in anticipation of the Bengals beating Kansas City



Are you feeding a baby? That’s a baby’s portion.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Put the rest of the cheese on now

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
its a non-american or american child portion, they may just be a foreigner

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Data Graham posted:

Put the rest of the cheese on now

Exactly, this requires at least one full eight-ounce package of thinly shredded cheddar cheese to be “true” “Cincinnati” “style” “chili”

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

*tips fedora*

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
lol

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1619803730521759745?t=FGX5nH2hsyNrNg0OzlLbRA&s=19

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


Ban this sick filth.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilK9zVly5hI

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



that is hilariously disappointing.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



WTF is that

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I'm not recognizing anything in this picture as a burger

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

why would he think that something like that should ever be put in a freezer? it's befuddling.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

I know we're supposed to laugh at Jorp, but that "meat" looks loving disgusting.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

PurpleXVI posted:

I know we're supposed to laugh at Jorp, but that "meat" looks loving disgusting.

people pay bank for that weird meat.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

PurpleXVI posted:

I know we're supposed to laugh at Jorp, but that "meat" looks loving disgusting.

turn on your monitor

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/VulgarisInsanis/status/1620217300375965696


PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

uber_stoat posted:

people pay bank for that weird meat.

It's hardly even meat, it's a block of lard with some meat shrapnel in it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Yeah that’s way too much mayonnaise

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

this mfer literally just learned what wagyu is lol

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

this is just salted fish eggs! people buy this stuff?

you eat bricks of old milk from inside a cave? what is this world we live in

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm just glad people are somehow avoiding spelling it "waygu"

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Runa posted:

this is just salted fish eggs! people buy this stuff?

you eat bricks of old milk from inside a cave? what is this world we live in

I used to work with a guy and we all went out to lunch one day and he was SHOCKED that he could order a Sam Adams at a restaurant.

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