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Lemniscate Blue posted:Serial domestic abuser with a history of vandalism and meth charges. Fun fellow. So we’re not sure yet if he is or isn’t a cop?
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elon musk ate my balls lol ha ha funny your the man now dog (elon musk) rofl edit: i have another - L33t liek Elon M. Lamech fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jan 31, 2023 |
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hawowanlawow posted:so he's a marine right Was he driving a new Mustang with 39% APR
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sticksy posted:Was he driving a new Mustang with 39% APR No, a Tesla. So about the same level of stupid move.
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I stopped paying attention a few hundred pages back how's Twitter doing
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I stopped paying attention a few hundred pages back how's Twitter doing Working hard!
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C2C - 2.0 posted:Saint Angel has been my wake-up alarm for years. Still fresh as the day the album dropped. I just saw him and doc scott in brooklyn. Pretty good.
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Sure as poo poo a lot of "ThE IlLuMiNaTi Is CeNsOrInG tHe TrUtH AbOuT CoViD BuT ThE MeDiA wOn'T RePoRt On ThE GlObAl CoUp boohoohoohoo" poo poo being pushed on twitter this morning by the looks of things. It's one thing to have Q-Anon conspiracies out there for people to potentially find on their own and go down the rabbit hole, but it's another entirely to have a CEO rather obviously pushing it into the algorithm on their social network. A lot of people I know from work and in my building are really into these conspiracies in general. They just seem to come in a bundle, you get one you get them all from these people, probably because it's all coming from the same source pushing them. I wouldn't know entirely since I don't actively go looking for crazy brained conspiracy poo poo to assist in amplifying some sort of confirmation bias.
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The conspiracy I believe in is that for the most part, most people/companies are too stupid/short sighted/loose lipped to actually maintain any long term conspiracy. There are close to 100,000 medical doctors and specialists in Australia. That's a lot of people to pay off and make sure they keep quiet or let anything slip! That's not even getting into Scientists and such! The most effective conspiracy isn't one that needs to keep track of 100,000 people making sure their toes are in line.
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holy fuckballs, the pandering in this article. oh no it's not you who has too many toolbars it's your kids who do.... http://www.oddzuki.com/many-toolbars-get-rid/
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learnincurve posted:conspiracy theories are the 2023 version of 17 internet explorer toolbars You know what, if we were given a choice I think I'd choose the 17 internet explore tool bars. If you'd ask me back then I'd never thought the internet would just get worse in so many ways. Hey things are looking bright though for the internet in the next 10 years surely.... 
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Actually, deep state conspiracies are real. I seen them in the x-files. Smoking man is controlling our government. Flying cars are real too, I saw blade runner.
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Kale posted:Sure as poo poo a lot of "ThE IlLuMiNaTi Is CeNsOrInG tHe TrUtH AbOuT CoViD BuT ThE MeDiA wOn'T RePoRt On ThE GlObAl CoUp boohoohoohoo" poo poo being pushed on twitter this morning by the looks of things. It's one thing to have Q-Anon conspiracies out there for people to potentially find on their own and go down the rabbit hole, but it's another entirely to have a CEO rather obviously pushing it into the algorithm on their social network. A lot of people I know from work and in my building are really into these conspiracies in general. They just seem to come in a bundle, you get one you get them all from these people, probably because it's all coming from the same source pushing them. I wouldn't know entirely since I don't actively go looking for crazy brained conspiracy poo poo to assist in amplifying some sort of confirmation bias. The funny thing is how the most outlandish poo poo is what gets accepted the easiest. Microscopic microchips in the vaccine that reprogram people to eat babies and vote Democrat? I’m going to go scream at traffic on my weekend off and maybe engage in some insurrection if the opportunity avails itself! Laws are crafted by the richest of the rich to keep themselves rich while the media outlets they own and control keep the rest of us too distracted and busy fighting amongst ourselves to ever improve our own lots in life? And you’ve got decades of proof to back this up? Looks like we got us a libtard cuck NPC over here boys! *starts blasting*
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I'm a one issue conspiracist. Birds aren't real and anyone who says otherwise is instantly not trustworthy. This conspiracy goes straight to the top! of the bird app, Twitter. Elon, I'm on to you.
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Almost Smart posted:The funny thing is how the most outlandish poo poo is what gets accepted the easiest. Microscopic microchips in the vaccine that reprogram people to eat babies and vote Democrat? I’m going to go scream at traffic on my weekend off and maybe engage in some insurrection if the opportunity avails itself! It's not about measurable, demonstrable, historically repeated and proven things. It's about feeling like a main character in a paperback thriller.
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Lamech posted:elon musk ate my balls lol ha ha funny ELON!! THATS A loving 50 $TSLA MINUS!!!
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conspiracies happen when someone fucks up and tries to cover it up, not out of some grand intricate plan to control the world
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goatface posted:All they know is fiction with goodies and baddies, and they must be a goodie. Every problem they encounter in life is therefore caused by a baddie with malicious intent. And because of this belief they've essentially created said world, but the other way around.
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learnincurve posted:conspiracy theories are the 2023 version of 17 internet explorer toolbars you know, i really wish they were that harmless and stupid but they aren't. the conspiracy theories that gain the most traction these days are literally the exact same "blood libel" conspiracy theories that fueled some of the nastiest pogroms in medieval europe, just with a slight veneer of internet culture absurdity painted onto them. they've already led to violence and this poo poo is going to have much more severe consequences than crappy malware from the early 00's. Mozi posted:conspiracies happen when someone fucks up and tries to cover it up, not out of some grand intricate plan to control the world yea conspiracies happen all the time, most of them just tend to be rather mundane events like "group of people decides to commit insurance fraud". they aren't always about cover ups, many of them are about making money. or blaming a different faction for one's own violence (e.g. right-wing forces committing acts of terror and blaming it on left-wing groups in italy in the 70's). its the global mastermind/reptilian poo poo that involves elements of fantasy, but elements that are easy to believe because humans naturally can and do conspire to do nefarious poo poo all the time, on a smaller scale. Earwicker fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jan 31, 2023 |
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a shadowy cabal conspired against my brilliant strategy of holding gamestop stock until it sold for $1,000,000 per share they ruined me
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goatface posted:All they know is fiction with goodies and baddies, and they must be a goodie. Every problem they encounter in life is therefore caused by a baddie with malicious intent. Which is also how we get more extreme cases of "I'm not racist but". We got most of em to accept racism as bad, but that only means their brains go "racism is bad; I'm good; therefore I'm not racist but..."
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Frank Frank posted:"Steering wheel does not fall off" is high on my list of car safety features. Do I have to pay extra for that? No, other manufacturers have cheaper models that don;t fall apart like a lego model
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Polio Vax Scene posted:ELON!! Anal [Elon Musk]
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Well, the most important thing when a secret shadow cabal that runs the world first forms is coming up with secret signs that can lead to their exposure.
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Shadow cabal is boring. We all know that the world is run by a secret pig's balls (website).
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The powerful don’t want you to know that quietly talking to people and planning your actions ahead of time is how you become powerful. They want everyone to scream out their half baked thoughts so lone trouble makers can easily be picked off.
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Polio Vax Scene posted:ELON!! Tesla cars do have big Leeroy Jenkins energy to them.
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Bar Crow posted:The powerful don’t want you to know that quietly talking to people and planning your actions ahead of time is how you become powerful. They want everyone to scream out their half baked thoughts so lone trouble makers can easily be picked off. I thought it was predominantly by being born rich and powerful, and you endlessly relent anyone fortunate enough to stumble upwards into the same amount of money(which can only be done by ruthlessly undercutting god knows how many other people helped make it happen on top of being ungodly lucky) E: error I mean, you live very frugally by selling off emeralds your father lifted from his mining operation. Your dad owns a mine right? No. Well neither did mine come to think of it, I'm a self made man and I don't know where all this apartheid mine nonsense comes from. FoolyCharged fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jan 31, 2023 |
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https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=tesla-lost-140-million-trading-bitcoin-in-2022 lol. lmao
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Elon needs to step up the stupid, thread is really slowing down
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Jelly posted:Elon needs to step up the stupid, thread is really slowing down armpit_enjoyer posted:https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=tesla-lost-140-million-trading-bitcoin-in-2022
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that's chump change compared to the amount of money Tesla and Elon lost by Elon buying twitter and eating amphetamines like candy
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