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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

mastershakeman posted:

its funny because the language around guns changes so fluidly that 'this weapon belongs on the battlefield!' doesn't include a famous weapon designed for the battlefield and used by the millions in gigantic wars.
you forgot to put quote tags around this very stupid post you found on r/gunrights.

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BitcoinRockefeller
May 11, 2003

God gave me my money.

Hair Elf

Hooplah posted:

totally possible i'm just mindlessly parroting some larper bullshit i read in the cool zone thread back in summer of 2020

Lots of states put modifiers on crimes so if you are wearing body armor it's an automatic +20 years or a similar ridiculous number. So it's essentially illegal to wear it to a protest cuz you'll get 6 months criminal mischief plus 20 years for attempted cop killing.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Filthy Hans posted:

it's not illegal to wear body armor

until the last 20 years or so body armor was very rare on battlefields

I remember there being some weird thing in the 2000s about us soldiers in the Middle East not having body armor or only getting the plate carriers but not the actual armour assigned to them and people fundraising to send OUR TROOPS armor

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Arivia posted:

I remember there being some weird thing in the 2000s about us soldiers in the Middle East not having body armor or only getting the plate carriers but not the actual armour assigned to them and people fundraising to send OUR TROOPS armor

I read somewhere goons were doing this

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Arivia posted:

I remember there being some weird thing in the 2000s about us soldiers in the Middle East not having body armor or only getting the plate carriers but not the actual armour assigned to them and people fundraising to send OUR TROOPS armor
yeah there was a huge boom in conmen selling poo poo that didn't work to take advantage of the situation

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
So if it's a day that ends in Y then there must be a new mass shooting!
Multiple people shot in Lakeland, Florida, city says

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/30/us/lakeland-florida-mass-shooting/index.html

It's still early but apparently there's at least 9 people shot but only 2 of them have critical injuries.

What a joke of a country.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
it's quite a mass of shootings

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Arivia posted:

I remember there being some weird thing in the 2000s about us soldiers in the Middle East not having body armor or only getting the plate carriers but not the actual armour assigned to them and people fundraising to send OUR TROOPS armor

When I was in Iraq in 2003 right at the beginning everyone who crossed the border had two plates to put in the armor carriers but we had a couple guys who arrived in the unit on day two of the invasion for whatever weird reason and the first sgt only had two spare plates so they got one each. Neither got shot so it didn’t matter but one of them did drown in an irrigation ravine after a vehicle accident, oops

All the humvees were unarmored though and there were a few that were still painted woodland green for some reason

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

HashtagGirlboss posted:

When I was in Iraq in 2003 right at the beginning everyone who crossed the border had two plates to put in the armor carriers but we had a couple guys who arrived in the unit on day two of the invasion for whatever weird reason and the first sgt only had two spare plates so they got one each. Neither got shot so it didn’t matter but one of them did drown in an irrigation ravine after a vehicle accident, oops

All the humvees were unarmored though and there were a few that were still painted woodland green for some reason
a real underdog story

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

you can only push an irrigation ditch so far you know

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Charliegrs posted:

So if it's a day that ends in Y then there must be a new mass shooting!
Multiple people shot in Lakeland, Florida, city says

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/30/us/lakeland-florida-mass-shooting/index.html

It's still early but apparently there's at least 9 people shot but only 2 of them have critical injuries.

What a joke of a country.

DO SOMETHING

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

God drat..make the guns illegal this can't happen again

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

SorePotato posted:

God drat..make the guns illegal this can't happen again

Murder is already illegal and that doesn’t stop anyone checkmate lib

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Murder is already illegal and that doesn’t stop anyone checkmate lib

Make it more illegal please

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




if you legalize mass shooting it wont be cool and no one will do it

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Anything short of a ban on semi auto firearms and then a gun buyback/confiscation won't make a dent in the mass shootings we have here in the US. That would be just as impossible as fixing all the economic and societal issues we have that no doubt lead to all these mass shootings.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

If we put the 100 most famous mass shooters on an island Battle Royale/PUBG/Fortnite style who would come out on top?

The prize is they get shot, but from a gun (and into a wall)

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
breivik already did the island thing

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

cum jabbar posted:

breivik already did the island thing

Home field is worth at least three murders

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
Avatar blanked by Admin request.

cum jabbar posted:

breivik already did the island thing

he'd die pretty quick by trying to rambo a deathmatch

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




i think we've hit peak desensitization

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Charliegrs posted:

Anything short of a ban on semi auto firearms and then a gun buyback/confiscation won't make a dent in the mass shootings we have here in the US. That would be just as impossible as fixing all the economic and societal issues we have that no doubt lead to all these mass shootings.

bringing in the blue helmets to do some ddr in the usa

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Scholtz posted:

If we put the 100 most famous mass shooters on an island Battle Royale/PUBG/Fortnite style who would come out on top?

The prize is they get shot, but from a gun (and into a wall)

whoever the best camper is

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Der Meister posted:

whoever the best camper is

Charles Whitman it is.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Der Meister posted:

whoever the best camper is

also brevik

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

SorePotato posted:

God drat..make the guns illegal this can't happen again

did you think of this take yourself?

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Der Meister posted:

whoever the best camper is

DC snipers

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Pontificating rear end posted:

did you think of this take yourself?

Yes I'm over here innovating solutions what are you doing to help

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/31/us/run-hide-fight-active-shooting-guidance/index.html

The gist of the article is that some experts think "run, hide, fight" is outdated for two reasons. One, running can sometimes just get you shot, and when you fight in many cases the shooters stop.

That may be true but it's not exactly borne out in the stats. half of shooters stop the killing on their own, another quarter or so are stopped by law enforcement, and the other is a mix of 10% their gun broke then cops, or bystander intervention.

I'm not sure it's worth changing such a hammered home doctrine for a maybe 10%, but, given the numbers that's a not insignificant amount of lives saved.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

you are never going to consistently get a group of people only unified by working together to go fight a person with a gun

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



invoke your moral authority to guilt the shooter into stopping

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


a romcom about two shooters that have meet cute at the school they’re both shooting up.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

RandolphCarter posted:

a romcom about two shooters that have meet cute at the school they’re both shooting up.

the next shooting barrier america has to break is for a mass shooting to be stopped by another guy with a gun, who then continues doing his own mass shooting

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
that movie where a tinder couple hook up and get snowed in and stuck together and actually find true love in their mindless search for sex,



only its an active shooter at their first date

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

the next shooting barrier america has to break is for a mass shooting to be stopped by another guy with a gun, who then continues doing his own mass shooting

If we have enough mass shooters all the bullets will collide in the air and they'll all run out of ammo

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Vim Fuego posted:

Pitch: A high school reunion movie but the main character was the school shooter from back when and is worried it'll be awkward

Grosse Pointe Blank remade for Zoomers

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
we've already had a mass shooter get shot by a good guy with a gun who then proceeded to get shot in the back by a cop



So Im not sure how to flip that around but hey, things are really flowing

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

Grosse Pointe Blank remade for Zoomers

Both ops joke and your joke will be available for streaming within the decade

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

A Bakers Cousin posted:

we've already had a mass shooter get shot by a good guy with a gun who then proceeded to get shot in the back by a cop



So Im not sure how to flip that around but hey, things are really flowing

Imposter Syndrome: A guy on his way to do a mass shooting inadvertently becomes "the good guy with a gun" when the first person he shoots is a mass shooter. His life changes and all his problems are solved but can he handle his deep seated guilt and the knowledge that he's a fraud?

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Vim Fuego posted:

Imposter Syndrome: A guy on his way to do a mass shooting inadvertently becomes "the good guy with a gun" when the first person he shoots is a mass shooter. His life changes and all his problems are solved but can he handle his deep seated guilt and the knowledge that he's a fraud?

to make this palatable for american audiences the first guy he shoots is actually a terrorist (ie brown) trying to set off a bomb


edit: he goes on the tv show talking head circuit, etc, oh god this is great

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