Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

Vintage Valiant (Jul. 17, 1955)

# ? Jan 31, 2023 10:56

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# ? May 28, 2024 16:58

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 1/30/03

Brenda Starr 4/24-26/50

Smokey Stover 8/31/52

Everyday Movies 1/21/36

"Mr. Glotz, meet Mr. Benjamin of Ladies Slips and Lingerie. Mr. Benjamin, Joe Glotz of Millinery, Gowns and accessories at reduced prices."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 9/16-18/40

Spoilered for railroad porters again; hopefully Scarlet avoids trains in the future. Badly finally returns to his senses from being hit by Scarlet, is shocked to discover he's on a train for Johnstown, and demands to be let off at the next stop -- which turns out to be, yes, Johnstown.

# ? Jan 31, 2023 12:41

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

"Just look at him!" is a funny turn of phrase when admiring a blind kid.

# ? Jan 31, 2023 12:49

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

Darthemed posted:

Take it up with the Phoebus cartel.

# ? Jan 31, 2023 12:58

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

LvK posted:

Can somebody Red 'n' Rover this one for me? Is MD 20 20 the equivalent of goon?

# ? Jan 31, 2023 13:01

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

~Coxy posted:

Can somebody Red 'n' Rover this one for me? Is MD 20 20 the equivalent of goon?

MD 20/20 (aka Mad Dog) isn't wine, it's a fortified wine-based drink with strong artificial flavourings. Low cost, high ABV, it is good deal trashier than "just fine."

# ? Jan 31, 2023 13:12

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

Oh, how dare Tiffany feel better, how dare she :argh:

# ? Jan 31, 2023 13:34

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Selachian posted:

Brenda Starr 4/24-26/50

# ? Jan 31, 2023 14:08

Drakyn: Dec 26, 2012

EasyEW posted:

Our Boarding House flies the coop. (June 11-13, 1923)

I'm in awe of the sheer number of birds they're comparing the major's lovely chickens to.

catlord posted:

One time, an ex of mine and I had an idea to do our normal "hang out, fool around a little" at the park thing that teens do, during a snowy winter, and I can assure you that burning love does not help keep one warm.

I also put off getting new shoes far too long and mine had some gaping holes in them. I trudged through the snow in those. Love didn't have anything to do with that, just teenage stupidity.

If your mother approves of your teenage stupidity it is true destined love and will keep your feet warm. Then you must marry them and have 2.5 children and raise them in your childhood home or suffer a thousand curses.

Tiggum posted:

Starr because she's cold as space.

# ? Jan 31, 2023 15:08

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Jul. 17, 1955)

SUMMON HERZOG

# ? Jan 31, 2023 15:44

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro

The Family Circus

Slylock Fox

# ? Jan 31, 2023 15:46

Hempuli: Nov 16, 2011

B. Virtanen

ANSU

Fingerpori

The original used basically the most crude, childish word there is for vagina instead of "beaver" but I couldn't think of an appropriately similar English word + I kinda like the animal theming it has now.

# ? Jan 31, 2023 15:51

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Powered Descent posted:

Slylock Fox

Before I saw the bottom third, I thought that the alien was thirsty for Einstein's rear end.

# ? Jan 31, 2023 16:13

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

The_Other posted:

So Will Henry is doing a thing;

I was tempted to entry this contest as I was pretty sure I could find all the images, if only by searching through last years thread, but I felt that I'm on the wrong side of 30 to enter and it would be best to leave it to kids and/or their parents.

Very cool! Our local paper had a Garfield Scavenger Hunt when I was a kid (This paper was so small it only had two comics, Peanuts and Garfield.) Find the hidden Garfield in the paper every day for a month, send in the answers and hope. I wound up winning second place and scoring a Garfield Aquarium, which was cooler - and seemingly more expensive - than the first place prize (The classic Garfield phone, the one that opens and closes its eyes and constantly washes up on French beaches.)

# ? Jan 31, 2023 16:30

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

A+J

# ? Jan 31, 2023 17:10

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

CommonShore posted:

SUMMON HERZOG

Valiant : The Wrath of God, or FitzValiant?

# ? Jan 31, 2023 17:14

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Valiant : The Wrath of God, or FitzValiant?

This scene FitzValiant. The Petchenegs got to meet the former.

# ? Jan 31, 2023 17:29

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Mutts

Sally Forth

Skippy (March 16, 1935)

Peanuts (February 3, 1976)

Miss Peach (July 18, 1989)

Dinkleshaft

Mutt and Jeff

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (September 1, 1939)

Olive & Popeye

Out Our Way (December 16-18, 1940; spoiler for an Ick panel)

# ? Jan 31, 2023 17:59

everyone wear hats now: Jul 29, 2010

The Creeps

# ? Jan 31, 2023 18:17

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

TegneHanne

Lunch

Noor

# ? Jan 31, 2023 19:10

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Jan 31, 2023 22:19

Drimble Wedge: Mar 10, 2008; Self-contained

Scary Gary

# ? Jan 31, 2023 22:44

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

Uramachi Sakaba

Cthulhu and Girl

Um Bread

# ? Jan 31, 2023 22:55

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Go, little um bread, go!

Docks

Retail

Popcom

# ? Jan 31, 2023 23:13

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Jan 31, 2023 23:23

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Nekonaughey

# ? Jan 31, 2023 23:33

Drimble Wedge: Mar 10, 2008; Self-contained

My friend doesn't understand what happened in that last Nekonaughey; can anyone explain it to him?

# ? Jan 31, 2023 23:52

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

It's a little subtle, but ever since Nekonaughey went to the 'reset gym' he's been drawn like he was in 2017 (and been just as mopey), so Tetein has restored him.

# ? Feb 1, 2023 00:11

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

F Minus

Chocolate? That's a weird one. Know what is good? Corn.

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

# ? Feb 1, 2023 00:19

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

Murdstone posted:

Mark Trail

hahahahahahaha holy gently caress

Jules just tell them you want out of your contract, have some god drat dignity

A contender but not quite beating 12 foot tall Rusty and the skate ramp.

# ? Feb 1, 2023 00:21

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

~Coxy posted:

Can somebody Red 'n' Rover this one for me? Is MD 20 20 the equivalent of goon?

yeah as mentioned earlier, it's absolute trash-tier sweetened bumwine. In retrospect I probably should have put it in the first panel's speech bubble.

# ? Feb 1, 2023 00:26

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 1/16-18/50

Archie 5/23-25/46

For those tired of golf, we'll be back to regular Archie-ing tomorrow.

# ? Feb 1, 2023 00:26

The_Other: Dec 28, 2012; Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Solver 9: Boys Like Fun Part 1 :love:

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Forward Slash Scare website for Allison's side comics

John Allison posted:

Both Shelley Winters and Esther de Groot occasionally fell for himbos. I don�t think either of those women walked the length of the counter when making most of their romantic selections. We�ll have to trust that Lottie is a better judge of character.

# ? Feb 1, 2023 02:39

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

show us the gourds John

# ? Feb 1, 2023 02:46

catlord: Mar 22, 2009; What's on your mind, Axa?

# ? Feb 1, 2023 02:50

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

And you're assuming Savarna won't just shoot them for not letting her have her way because...?

# ? Feb 1, 2023 02:50

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Malachite_Dragon posted:

And you're assuming Savarna won't just shoot them for not letting her have her way because...?

There are a lot of them with poison arrows.

# ? Feb 1, 2023 02:56

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

The Blindfold, Restored, But What Is Seen Cannot Be Forgotten

Also KC's gonna be taking a hiatus from FOA to work on a panoply of other stuff including reworking the angle and thrust of the strip, and in its stead Comics Kingdom is going to be rerunning the forest animal strips from now until April.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/f-o-b-r-e-k-78012850

And Once Again I Ask, What Possible Ethical Conundrums?