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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/did-you-know/peckers-get-smaller-where-it-gets-colder

FYI

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I feel pretty bad for allen

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Same TIP

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



So what's the guess for what this elephant is thinking?

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



If you guessed this, then you are right!

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



When your contribution to science is a rule about cold weather causing small peckers.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Zil posted:

When your contribution to science is a rule about cold weather causing small peckers.

Postulated the <Swimming-In-A-Cold-Ocean Constant> Theorum

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I just learned that outside north america the word tidbit is titbit

:mamacita:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

TIP posted:

I just learned that outside north america the word tidbit is titbit

:mamacita:

:wiggle:

Tits can have a little biting, as a treat

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

If you guessed this, then you are right!



I love elephants

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

I just learned that outside north america the word tidbit is titbit

:mamacita:

i track my steps on my titbit

do not ask

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

If you guessed this, then you are right!



wow I'm right!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




trespasser was such a cool loving game, just too bad it was kinda buggy and they released it a couple years before computers could handle it

when I played it I had a really good time but I ended up on top of a big rock with raptors jumping all around me and I was out of weapons and I was totally hosed so I tried to load an earlier save

then I found out that the game save system was counter intuitive and I had operated the menu wrong and had no saves so I just gave up instead of replaying the first 4 hours again

it's crazy how ahead of its time it was, it would make a perfect VR game

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
lol at doing pony arms trying to point a gun at anything then promptly getting dino'd

Yeah, the game kicks rear end

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



everything was physics in 1998, loving nuts

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



every other fps then was linear encounters with dumb enemies in corridors but this poo poo was OPEN WORLD with PHYSICS and FREE ROAMING AI

and poo poo like this happened :lmao:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Literally A Person posted:

lol at doing pony arms trying to point a gun at anything then promptly getting dino'd

Yeah, the game kicks rear end

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



this is honestly how it would go in real life if a raptor attacked me and I had a gun

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

TIP posted:

this is honestly how it would go in real life if a raptor attacked me and I had a gun

For real.

That's why you attack first. Preemptive strike.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


TIP posted:

this is honestly how it would go in real life if a raptor attacked me and I had a gun

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

TIP posted:

there's hope yet for 5k thread posters



maybe grind up a sea spider and put it on your butts

Could you have an anus filled aquarium?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Could you have an anus filled aquarium?
Turn off your monitor.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Could you have an anus filled aquarium?

100% aquarium filled anus, definately a thing cool people are doing

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Could you have an anus filled aquarium?

you can have your anus filled with an aquarium

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Splicer posted:

Turn off your monitor.

Or, now hear me out, turn on your monitor to view all the sea arse regrowth

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

you can have your anus filled with an aquarium

You bet pal, this is a thing a, I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Just imagine this song reworded to be Underwater Butts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ1N9khfSYc

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



some dumbass posted:

You bet pal, this is a thing a, I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere

I didnt realize my italian accent was coming out

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



while we're on the topic of butts


mods refuse to sticky my rear end thread :argh:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

TIP posted:



sticky rear end :argh:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




Gross, TIP's sticky rear end-threads.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Well, I guess they are not sticky, that's the complaint. Which is pretty bad itself.

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ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Feb 1, 2023

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Well, I guess they are not sticky, that's the complaint. Which is pretty bad itself.

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gdi

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

that's a lol

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


THE HELL DID I MISS :mad:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ruby Gloom posted:

THE HELL DID I MISS :mad:

click it

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Well, I guess they are not sticky, that's the complaint. Which is pretty bad itself.

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:lmao:

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Well, I guess they are not sticky, that's the complaint. Which is pretty bad itself.

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lol got em

(em is me, backwards)

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