TFF Chat 2023: I did my residency in posting with a 2 year fellowship in trolling

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Rectal Placenta: Feb 25, 2011

Set your anus to pucker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXeeRgEY2UE

# ? Feb 2, 2023 02:43

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# ? May 25, 2024 15:48

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I�m in Austin and it blows because half the places are closed because of the ice. Luckily I fly out of here tomorrow. This is the second time I�ve been to Austin and got hosed by the weather.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 04:16

T-Square: May 14, 2009

We finally got to catch up on the last two episodes of TLoU

Girlfriend knew going in that the Bill and Frank episode was gonna wreck her, then subsequently saw it coming a mile away and started crying all throughout it the happy times build up and eventually left the room and told me to let her know when she could come back in and was still crying when I left :v:

# ? Feb 2, 2023 04:23

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Bird in a Blender posted:

I�m in Austin and it blows because half the places are closed because of the ice. Luckily I fly out of here tomorrow. This is the second time I�ve been to Austin and got hosed by the weather.

Ooof. How was your time before the ice storm?

# ? Feb 2, 2023 04:37

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Neil Armbong posted:

Ooof. How was your time before the ice storm?

Fine. Got here Saturday night, so Sunday and Monday were fine, but yesterday and today have been annoying. I�m here for work, so the only highlight of my day is dinner at night and a lot of places I wanted to go to are closed. Ended up eating in the hotel today because I didn�t want to risk getting someplace for it to be closed.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 04:41

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I recognized the song at the end of The Last of Us as the song used at the beginning & end of Denis Villenueve's Arrival, which is also used for incredible emotional effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDMe_nUpzMM
Listening to Max Richter's work makes me want to pick up the violin again.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 04:50

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Bird in a Blender posted:

I�m in Austin and it blows because half the places are closed because of the ice. Luckily I fly out of here tomorrow. This is the second time I�ve been to Austin and got hosed by the weather.

Yeah, it's the same where I am, maybe slightly worse since I'm further north. My company is based out of Austin though, and that's where my boss is. My boss hasn't replied to any of my texts since before noon today, which is unusual on days like the one I had today so I imagine poo poo on his end must be BAD right now.

Keep in mind my job is in tree services, and a major component of that is working and being outside in THIS EXACT SITUATION soooooo yeah.

I'm really hoping they'll let me have tomorrow off if I end up having to go all night without power, but I'm not holding my breath.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Feb 2, 2023

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:11

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Any of y�all watching Poker Face? That show is fun as hell, and an enjoyable mystery/detective show.

Just caught up to episode 3 of TLOU, glad I avoided the spoilers but I nailed the Princess Bride wine.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:13

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Kalli posted:

So like with check kiting, bank transfers (ACH) also take 3 days to clear while still showing the funds as in your account. When this is done through reputable banks, people go, oh this money is good, and let you have at it. And well... this trader used that with a bunch of Bank of America accounts to move a ton of fake money into his account, executed a ton of trades through a broker with that money... and got completely rinsed.

BoA after 3 days goes yeah, funds don't exist, Trader gets arrested, Broker frantically undo-es all the trades and loses like $3m in the process. FBI and SEC are all up their rear end right now.

This seems like the professional version of "take my student loan check and put it all on black"

General Dog posted:

Story is useless without pics

https://twitter.com/mugshawtys

My favorite problematic follow.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:15

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

I am sleeping in a chair near my fireplace tonight because that is the only working heat source in my entire house.

I... don't think I'm gonna be able to get much work done tomorrow.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:25

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

So my idiot bosses plans of having 3 people do the work of 6 including me is unravelling super loving fast. I currently have 20 unaddressed cases and a warehouse manager who threatened me with an email to the boss because I refused to work past my finish time today. I also told the manager for the country today not to "bother me with this poo poo at 10 on a Thursday" before I hung up after they requested three years of claim data. So its safe to say my rear end will be getting chewed tomorrow, which will likely result in someone being told to eat my rear end. But I managed to force through my staff keeping their OT for the time being and I won't be fired on the spot - more like a written warning for being a dick. So my professional life is currently on life support but I have a line on some recruiters who are friends of a friend so hopefully I get actual opportunities and not them filling a quota and I've made a linked in and am updating my resume and cover letter templates tomorrow.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 09:04

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Rectal Placenta posted:

Set your anus to pucker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXeeRgEY2UE

Lasers are neat. Some of those use cases seem... not actually that insane.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 14:40

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Bleh nevermind

Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Feb 2, 2023

# ? Feb 2, 2023 14:58

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

BlindSite posted:

So my idiot bosses plans of having 3 people do the work of 6 including me is unravelling super loving fast. I currently have 20 unaddressed cases and a warehouse manager who threatened me with an email to the boss because I refused to work past my finish time today. I also told the manager for the country today not to "bother me with this poo poo at 10 on a Thursday" before I hung up after they requested three years of claim data. So its safe to say my rear end will be getting chewed tomorrow, which will likely result in someone being told to eat my rear end. But I managed to force through my staff keeping their OT for the time being and I won't be fired on the spot - more like a written warning for being a dick. So my professional life is currently on life support but I have a line on some recruiters who are friends of a friend so hopefully I get actual opportunities and not them filling a quota and I've made a linked in and am updating my resume and cover letter templates tomorrow.

Deep breath and then just repeat: �You are not resourcing this properly. Please tell me what it is you�d like me to stop doing to accommodate your request.�

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:13

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Yeah gently caress it I�m gonna just post:

A friend just sent me this article and said it was interesting and I laughed and said yeah this dude is definitely mad at women because he can�t get laid and now the friend is mad at me because I �don�t understand and he does because he has a degree in psychology and he finds things like this fascinating� and now my brain is draining out of my ears

https://markmcdonaldmd.substack.com/p/why-american-women-are-undatable

quote:

I don�t even want to go on any dates anymore. They just feel like a chore.� I heard this from my twenty-four-year-old male patient this week. I hear it frequently from men everywhere. I hear it in bars, at professional conferences, over coffee at lunch. I hear it because American women have become undatable.

American women today suffer from a combination of emotional and characterologic pathology that renders them unfit to be romantic partners to men. On the emotional side, they are angry, anxious, and dysregulated. Men find them exhausting and not at all fun to be around. In addition to their unpleasant emotions, men must also contend with their toxic personality traits: narcissism, ingratitude, and an overbearing and judgmental attitude that appears to be constant. American women approach dating as a fact and fault-finding mission, with a degree of arrogance that can only come from a profound absence of self-awareness. They have no idea what their role is in the encounter or how to properly support the man who is leading the date. They act as saboteurs rather than facilitators. Most men have tired of this.

Certainly, the failings of men play their own role in the dating disaster of today�s America. I have written about these failings extensively here and in my first book, United States of Fear. Masculinity is in decline in the West; without it, dating cannot be successful. Strength, courage, mastery, and honor are the essential traits of masculinity, according to Jack Donovan, author of The Way of Men, and few men display those traits today. Yet equally few women display the essential traits of femininity, either. Donovan explains that to find a woman desirable, a man requires nothing more than for her to be pretty, carefree, and charming. Today�s American women cannot even meet that expectation.

I went to dinner recently at a restaurant in Westwood, near the UCLA campus. Every customer appeared to be a university student. I noticed a group of girls walk past me as they got up from their table. They all looked and dressed alike: oversized tee shirts, baggy jeans, non-styled hair, no make-up. They appeared to be poorly dressed boys. I turned to the woman I was with and commented, �They don�t look attractive at all.� She replied, �That�s the current style. I don�t think they�re trying to look attractive.� Observing the rest of the young women around me, I saw that she was right. Most of the others resembled them. Appearance, though, is not the only way in which American women are not trying to be attractive.

The typical American woman today projects limitless entitlement, ruthless competitiveness, and advanced emotional incontinence that makes it all but impossible for a man to tolerate her, much less enjoy her company. A recent Instagram video that went viral showed a French man walking the streets of Los Angeles explaining how he had just walked out on his first date at a restaurant with a local woman after observing that her lengthy food restrictions and preferences eliminated nearly every option on the menu. �Au revoir, Jennifer,� he concluded. An American woman living in Russia posted a thread of complaints on social media after failing to get to a second date with any local man after six months in Moscow. �One man told me at the end of the first date that I wasn�t attractive enough for him to go out with a second time. I reminded him that I earn more money than him and have a better apartment�an apartment that I pay for with my own income.� Additional comments made it clear that she was entirely unaware of the expectations of local men regarding both feminine dress and body habitus, and that Russian men couldn�t care less what she makes or how nice her apartment is. They want a pretty, charming, carefree woman and aren�t hesitant to say so to her face. American men want the same thing but don�t have the clarity of mind or the courage to say so. They have become pussified.

I believe the root cause of this problem in American women is environmental. It is a problem of bad values. Women in this country have been taught that looks don�t matter, that career is more important than family, that men are either dangerous or weak and incapable, and that the world would be a better place if only women were in charge. Everything they are taught is wrong. Everything they are taught is a lie. And the fault lies with schools, media, feminism, and parents. These institutions and individuals have corrupted their minds, their emotions, and their characters. They have trained women to live in a fantasy world of us vs them, where the �me� is more important than the �we,� where one�s feelings dictate truth and goodness, and even virtue itself. These toxic teachings have rendered women developmentally arrested and incapable of adult partnerships with men.

This tragedy harms not only men but women. Men need women, but so do women need men, despite what feminism has taught. American men today have largely decided they would simply rather be alone than continue to feel battered and exhausted by an unending stream of bad dates with unpleasant women. No healthy person wants to play with a porcupine.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:25

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Two paragraphs in:

quote:

They have no idea what their role is in the encounter or how to properly support the man who is leading the date.

E: Ok I posted too soon, this whole thing is a sniveling screed over rejection lol

A+

LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Feb 2, 2023

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:30

Timby: Dec 23, 2006; Your mother!

Joey Freshwater posted:

Yeah gently caress it I�m gonna just post:

A friend just sent me this article and said it was interesting and I laughed and said yeah this dude is definitely mad at women because he can�t get laid and now the friend is mad at me because I �don�t understand and he does because he has a degree in psychology and he finds things like this fascinating� and now my brain is draining out of my ears

https://markmcdonaldmd.substack.com/p/why-american-women-are-undatable

Holy poo poo.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:30

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Having a degree doesn�t mean you�re actually qualified. It�s why doctors still have 4 years off residency after they get the degree.

Dude is a loon.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:32

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I�d say that guy is a loving moron, but he clearly ain�t loving.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:36

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

No Butt Stuff posted:

Having a degree doesn�t mean you�re actually qualified. It�s why doctors still have 4 years off residency after they get the degree.

Dude is a loon.

Degree in psychology but works in finance lol

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:37

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I like how some people keep going on bad dates and assume it�s everyone else that�s the problem.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:41

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

bobjr posted:

I like how some people keep going on bad dates and assume it�s everyone else that�s the problem.

The �if you meet an rear end in a top hat in the morning�� truism

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:46

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Wow, what a gross thing to read first thing in the morning.

Have something funny instead:
Apparently Pope Francis did a series of tweets today about the hand & its fingers, trying to make some modern parables out of each of them. Guess which finger is getting the most traffic? :flip:

EDIT: WHAT A loving COWARD. TOO BAD SCREENSHOTS ARE FOREVER!!!

Android Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Feb 2, 2023

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:46

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Siri, whats the opposite of Virtue Signaling?

https://twitter.com/meiselasb/status/1621019274193276928?t=aewtYGx89bFm8eGHkjT6yg&s=19

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:51

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

thinking about buying an AR-15

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:53

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Lotta dumb poo poo in this thread this morning (from outside the forums, mind you)

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:57

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

swickles posted:

Siri, whats the opposite of Virtue Signaling?

https://twitter.com/meiselasb/status/1621019274193276928?t=aewtYGx89bFm8eGHkjT6yg&s=19

Santos now lying about having ever held a gun.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:05

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

swickles posted:

Siri, whats the opposite of Virtue Signaling?

https://twitter.com/meiselasb/status/1621019274193276928?t=aewtYGx89bFm8eGHkjT6yg&s=19

what the everliving gently caress man

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:11

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Yeah gently caress it I�m gonna just post:

A friend just sent me this article and said it was interesting and I laughed and said yeah this dude is definitely mad at women because he can�t get laid and now the friend is mad at me because I �don�t understand and he does because he has a degree in psychology and he finds things like this fascinating� and now my brain is draining out of my ears

https://markmcdonaldmd.substack.com/p/why-american-women-are-undatable

lol this loving article. Dude was mad random women weren't trying to look attractive enough so he could justify staring at them to himself (thereby providing a great example why a lot of women don't feel comfortable dressing "nicely" in public).

Like, the only thing I could somewhat sympathize with was the guy who took whose date wouldn't/couldn't eat anything on the menu, if only because not being on the same page for food is an easy dealbreaker for dating someone. But there's a huge leap to go from "woman has dietary restrictions" to "feminism has ruined this woman"

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:24

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Joey Freshwater posted:

Yeah gently caress it I�m gonna just post:

A friend just sent me this article and said it was interesting and I laughed and said yeah this dude is definitely mad at women because he can�t get laid and now the friend is mad at me because I �don�t understand and he does because he has a degree in psychology and he finds things like this fascinating� and now my brain is draining out of my ears

There's so much funny that isn't really funny going on here.

When's the last time you put on makeup to go out to a bar my man? Are you attractive because you are pretty, carefree and charming as a man, if not, why are they supposed to? I mainly want to Three Stooges style poke this man's eyes or if he defends slap him.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:26

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Have some respect. His mother was killed by an AR15!

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:29

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Grittybeard posted:

There's so much funny that isn't really funny going on here.

When's the last time you put on makeup to go out to a bar my man? Are you attractive because you are pretty, carefree and charming as a man, if not, why are they supposed to? I mainly want to Three Stooges style poke this man's eyes or if he defends slap him.

No one deserves a fatal swirly more than this dude. Just a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:30

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Joey Freshwater posted:

Yeah gently caress it I�m gonna just post:

A friend just sent me this article and said it was interesting and I laughed and said yeah this dude is definitely mad at women because he can�t get laid and now the friend is mad at me because I �don�t understand and he does because he has a degree in psychology and he finds things like this fascinating� and now my brain is draining out of my ears

https://markmcdonaldmd.substack.com/p/why-american-women-are-undatable

I have a degree in psychology and I find things like it fascinating, the desperate sense of entitlement and insecurity leading to rationalizing away reality is a curious thing! Also stupid, self-centered, and incredibly wrong from top to bottom, but definitely fascinating.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:34

saintonan: Dec 7, 2009; Fields of glory shine eternal

Gosh I wonder what his opinions on minorities are.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:35

Coco13: Jun 6, 2004; My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Dweeb's newest Substack post:

quote:

The following day, the MBC mailed me a letter announcing it has closed its investigation of me for spreading “medical misinformation” on social media in 2020 and 2021. My advocating for the use of ivermectin as a prophylaxis and treatment for the Chinese Wuhan virus, and against the masking of children is what prompted the investigation. Of course, ivermectin and other medical therapeutics have clearly shown benefit for protection against this virus, whereas the “vaccine” has clearly shown no benefit and only harm. Same for masks.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:39

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

I really don�t understand the opinion of all these dudes thinking that women exist to complement their loving chauvinistic dementia.

they aren�t around just for your loving amusement, you insufferable dork

But they�ll never get that because, to them, women are dick-massaging reproductive machines and/or trophy wives only.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:40

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Also, when I'm planning a date, I would generally ask about dietary stuff or hell even what types of food they like because I'm interested in getting to know my date as a person and not just trying to get someone drunk enough to gently caress me like that writer

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:47

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

LeeMajors posted:

I really don�t understand the opinion of all these dudes thinking that women exist to complement their loving chauvinistic dementia.

they aren�t around just for your loving amusement, you insufferable dork

But they�ll never get that because, to them, women are dick-massaging reproductive machines and/or trophy wives only.

This is, in part, due to our society basically giving women zero agency in most pop media over the past couple hundred years.

Just think how many movies or tv shows fail the really simple and straightforward Bechdel test. I know that most tv and movies I consumed as a kid instructed me that women were just objects top fawn and fight over.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:51

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

LeeMajors posted:

No one deserves a fatal swirly more than this dude. Just a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

I mean if everyday people weren't figuring out a way to have sex we wouldn't need to bother about this whole abortion thing.

e: lol

Coco13 posted:

Dweeb's newest Substack post:

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Feb 2, 2023

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:51

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# ? May 25, 2024 15:48

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Coco13 posted:

Dweeb

There are too many, need clarification.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:58

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