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Rarity posted:How do I become a professional butt toucher? you'll need a degree in butt touching, the ol' posterior palpation phd
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and then of course your certification and license the exam is notoriously difficult, needing to touch all kinds of butts in all kinds of scenarios, as well as the written part involving theory and a surprising amount of higher math |
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i did some last minute maneuvering & now i can hear cory doctorow give a not ted talk today
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same but it's my butt giving the talk (with farts)
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Feb 2, 2023 15:13
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time to drink one million gallons of coffee and touch computer OH THE OPEN SOURCE THING IS DEPRECATED AND NOW THE DEPENDENCIES ARE ALL hosed HOW DELIGHTFUL
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Feb 2, 2023 15:14
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we have become yospos for a brief while
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i keep being like y is no one talking to me ever before i realize ive become a morning bird and most people are asleep
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Dr. Honked posted:time to drink one million gallons of coffee and touch computer ill open ur source
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baka fwocka fwame posted:ill open ur source well here are some bullet points covering what i think about that 1. yikes 2. oof
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Dr. Honked posted:same but it's my butt giving the talk (with farts) byob is becoming too obsessed with farts this is the latest problem with byob, following threads keep closing & fully sexual snails
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baka fwocka fwame posted:byob is becoming too obsessed with farts this is the latest problem with byob, following threads keep closing & fully sexual snails HOW are fully sexual snails a probem?!? mods???????
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Manifisto posted:a surprising amount of higher math *sigh* I'll get my protractor...
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Manifisto posted:HOW are fully sexual snails a probem?!? mods??????? im just saying, no one said anything about the snails and then threads kept closing, i mesn there are consequences to our actions nah idk what im sayin
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this is like when youre revealed as a sick pervert that doesnt like fully sexual snails. well i will never admit to being one of those actually
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Feb 2, 2023 15:24
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baka fwocka fwame posted:this is like when youre revealed as a sick pervert that doesnt like fully sexual snails. well i will never admit to being one of those actually the ones who like the demisexual snails, those are the true perverts imo
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Rarity posted:How do I become a professional butt toucher? That's odd, I was under the impression you already were! |
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more falafel please posted:remember when the entire nodejs ecosystem was built on a convoluted house of cards that meant that a significant amount of global infrastructure depended on one 28-year old not deleting an 11-line chunk of code that any first-year student could write in their sleep, and then he got mad and did it It's funny how you're kind of implying this isn't still the case with the hundreds of npm dependencies in every drat thing. |
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sb hermit posted:this is pretty cool, I might deploy this myself For people who know enough Spanish, yes. I think it might be intentional. |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:what is varroa I'm replying to posts out of order and nobody can stop me, bwahahahahaha |
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Well I guess a mod could stop me... 
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THIS_IS_FINE posted:What year is it? 2023 |
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kuskus posted:as a professional bee toucher, i very very very VERY much get the feeling that every hive in the world is only a few seconds away from making GBS threads itself at any given moment in time. this is mainly because nobody is protected enough from varroa, or respected enough as a queen, to give a poo poo and will abscond anyway. up until recently  was varroa free... however it looks, fingers crossed, that the outbreak in new south wales is under control and that we're on track to wipe it out. this would be a world first and imo proves that  > varroa mite
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cruft posted:It's funny how you're kind of implying this isn't still the case with the hundreds of npm dependencies in every drat thing. the c++ ecosystem is weird too but like if someone decided to stop supporting zlib forever it wouldn't be a problem. just keep using it, it's done
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hello byob it's one of those days today, I felt good and happy and creative all day long but now I kinda suddenly don't anymore and I get sad over everything  Maybe can you guys tell me something cool and nice? What's going on in your day and week and month and therefore year so far
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Goatse and Gallant posted:hello byob it's one of those days today, I felt good and happy and creative all day long but now I kinda suddenly don't anymore and I get sad over everything i used to be a magician when i was a kid, but i got discouraged and stopped doing it. however, i'm getting back into it now, and it is HELLA FUN. things have changed quite a bit. it was the 1970's when i was first into it!!!
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It's cold in my room, so I stamp my feet and blow on my hands, and then I write more code. This reminds me of the children's book "Little Schubert". |
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Dr. Honked posted:i used to be a magician when i was a kid, but i got discouraged and stopped doing it. however, i'm getting back into it now, and it is HELLA FUN. things have changed quite a bit. it was the 1970's when i was first into it!!! Holy poo poo that's amazing, what cool things can you do?? What's the signature magic??
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Goatse and Gallant posted:hello byob it's one of those days today, I felt good and happy and creative all day long but now I kinda suddenly don't anymore and I get sad over everything There's like a 5% chance that the girl at work I'm crushing on is into me. Which is up from the 0% chance I thought I had a week ago
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Goatse and Gallant posted:Holy poo poo that's amazing, what cool things can you do?? What's the signature magic?? i can do a broad spectrum of stuff, but my sleight of hand skills are rusty, i need to practice a lot. i'm not sure what my signature magic is going to be yet, but i'm leaning towards mind reading/mentalism. it's going to be funny though, whatever i do. mentalism tends to be serious and i want to subvert it a bit
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list of threads to be closed to be posted shortly
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I'm closing the thread the list was being posted in
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So we're watching the hobbit and I'm seeing a ton of dwarves having a blast with a huuuuuuge dinner and they joke and somehow bilbo accepts it and ja their waiter although he doesn't want to and I feel for him, I also can't say no
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Rarity posted:There's like a 5% chance that the girl at work I'm crushing on is into me. Which is up from the 0% chance I thought I had a week ago Go get her, Rarity! Like, not literally. That would be a bad idea. But, like, figuratively, I wish you success in your romantic endeavors! |
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Goatse and Gallant posted:So we're watching the hobbit and I'm seeing a ton of dwarves having a blast with a huuuuuuge dinner and they joke and somehow bilbo accepts it and ja their waiter although he doesn't want to and I feel for him, I also can't say no This sounds startlingly similar to the multi-family vacation we recently got back from. |
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URGH i bit my tongue. call a loving tonguebulance
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Rarity posted:There's like a 5% chance that the girl at work I'm crushing on is into me. Which is up from the 0% chance I thought I had a week ago 
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Rarity posted:There's like a 5% chance that the girl at work I'm crushing on is into me. Which is up from the 0% chance I thought I had a week ago Go flirt tomorrow omg
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