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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Piggy Smalls posted:

Spent 600 bucks on dinner with her and here I am sleeping in my bed ie living room sofa. 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0W_NEDff0c

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

kntfkr posted:

rookie mistake

it's too simple. it'll be exactly what she's expecting. it will only cause her to respect you less, being so boring and predictable. your wife needs excitement op, which is why your boss whom you are so eager to please by policing the bathroom making GBS threads policy is giving her the dicking of a lifetime and you sleep on the couch instead

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

op? any update? is it bhecause you bought all your neighbours nugencoin ???

oh that was them?

op did you actually just buy a reasonable $45-50 dinner but then you got crypto scammed for an additional 550 filthy fiat double d dollarz because you can’t say no?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




op have you tried supporting and respecting her, and maybe a couple times a day just taking a moment to think about her and if there is anything helpful or nice you could do? and maybe she could do the same for you or something idk

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Bad Purchase posted:

op have you tried supporting and respecting her, and maybe a couple times a day just taking a moment to think about her and if there is anything helpful or nice you could do? and maybe she could do the same for you or something idk

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Another successful Piggy smalls thread in which he clowns on himself.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
My wife also hates you op I'm sorry.

They sent a memo out to all wives

Lorthdon
Feb 20, 2006
$600 sounds like a dinner date at the Cheesecake Factory. If you ain’t smashing after eating at the Cheesecake Factory, you done hosed up bad OP. Did you make her order the cheesecake sweetened with Splenda?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

My wife also hates you op I'm sorry.

They sent a memo out to all wives

you weren't supposed to say anything

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
See this is the good thing about polygamy, you can just sleep in the bed of the wife who is least mad at you. The downside is you have to buy a lot of beds.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Mr. Crow posted:

Thats rough op ill tell her to take u back

she got back to me and said not until you stop avoiding your marital problems by making boring threads on dead gay comedy sites

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
did you try showing her the pigs balls?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Is your wife a prostitute, OP?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I wish one of my wives were a prostitute

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
OP just tell your wife that thanks to the magic of AI image creation you at your fingertips have access to infinite potential wives so she should be thankful for what she has in you already

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean, for 600 bucks she’s probably so full that she’s gonna poop if you press on her in any direction, so you should probably let her sweat it out and pounce her after she’s done taking a poo poo. :shrug:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


has anyone said "maa waiife" in a borat voice yet?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
im da wife in da op

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Gasmask posted:

im da wife in da op

condolences for picking a dud partner

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

kntfkr posted:

you weren't supposed to say anything

I snuck on to the wives only forums and found leaked documents

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I'm no longer allowed to play war thunder

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Found video of OP and wife having a discussion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnI-D_se44M

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The real reason I bought the Pendleton Fleece blanket.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

😂

protodependency
Jun 10, 2022
Bitch I don't sleep on the couch
I sleep on the motherfuckin floor
It actually helps with muscle knots
You aint gettin snuggles

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my wife -borat :q:

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


protodependency posted:

Bitch I don't sleep on the couch
I sleep on the motherfuckin floor
It actually helps with muscle knots
You aint gettin snuggles



I wish to join you and claim these unused snuggles.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

my wife -borat :q:

lmfao :lol; nice bro

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Mr. Crow posted:

did you try showing her the pigs balls?

You should show her the pig balls on valentines day!!

protodependency
Jun 10, 2022

Xenocides posted:

I wish to join you and claim these unused snuggles.

Okay

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

even grown rear end goons sleeping on couches and floors smdh

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i sleep upside down and cannot be killed by conventional weapons

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

I mean - if your relationship is at the point you're not in the same bed, why not just make yourself a second bedroom with a real bed instead of this weird charade where you have one bedroom you let everyone else think you both use and then you spend every night uncomfortable on the couch

it's like, where can this go? if it's not getting better, either end it, or accept this is where it is and make yourself comfortable. You can still work on making it better while sleeping in a real goddamn bed at night. in fact, that might make it way easier to fix

Growing up I had a friend that's parents lived in side-by-side houses. Well, side-by-side mansions. They said it was because they disagreed on decorating tastes.

Anyways, turnings out he was just having a bunch of affairs.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Shant snuggle

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Three Olives posted:

Growing up I had a friend that's parents lived in side-by-side houses. Well, side-by-side mansions. They said it was because they disagreed on decorating tastes.

Anyways, turnings out he was just having a bunch of affairs.

I think you will find it was beautiful polyamory.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Xenocides posted:

I think you will find it was beautiful polyamory.

my poly cul-de-sac, or polysac

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

The Dregs posted:

Nice place though. Hope you get it in the divorce

He won't.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

numberoneposter posted:

my wife -borat :q:

i like to divorce MY WIFE
/

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Three Olives posted:

Well, side-by-side mansions.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I love 3O can't resist sneaking in a lil point about how rich he is any time he can, despite not even having a dad that cares about him lol

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