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Piggy Smalls posted:Spent 600 bucks on dinner with her and here I am sleeping in my bed ie living room sofa. 😂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0W_NEDff0c
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:39 |
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kntfkr posted:rookie mistake it's too simple. it'll be exactly what she's expecting. it will only cause her to respect you less, being so boring and predictable. your wife needs excitement op, which is why your boss whom you are so eager to please by policing the bathroom making GBS threads policy is giving her the dicking of a lifetime and you sleep on the couch instead
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:40 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:op? any update? is it bhecause you bought all your neighbours nugencoin ??? oh that was them? op did you actually just buy a reasonable $45-50 dinner but then you got crypto scammed for an additional 550 filthy fiat double d dollarz because you can’t say no?
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:42 |
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op have you tried supporting and respecting her, and maybe a couple times a day just taking a moment to think about her and if there is anything helpful or nice you could do? and maybe she could do the same for you or something idk
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:59 |
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Bad Purchase posted:op have you tried supporting and respecting her, and maybe a couple times a day just taking a moment to think about her and if there is anything helpful or nice you could do? and maybe she could do the same for you or something idk
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:02 |
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Another successful Piggy smalls thread in which he clowns on himself.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:07 |
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My wife also hates you op I'm sorry. They sent a memo out to all wives
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:09 |
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$600 sounds like a dinner date at the Cheesecake Factory. If you ain’t smashing after eating at the Cheesecake Factory, you done hosed up bad OP. Did you make her order the cheesecake sweetened with Splenda?
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:09 |
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:My wife also hates you op I'm sorry. you weren't supposed to say anything
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:10 |
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See this is the good thing about polygamy, you can just sleep in the bed of the wife who is least mad at you. The downside is you have to buy a lot of beds.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:24 |
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Mr. Crow posted:Thats rough op ill tell her to take u back she got back to me and said not until you stop avoiding your marital problems by making boring threads on dead gay comedy sites
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:27 |
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did you try showing her the pigs balls?
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:29 |
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Is your wife a prostitute, OP?
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:31 |
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I wish one of my wives were a prostitute
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:33 |
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OP just tell your wife that thanks to the magic of AI image creation you at your fingertips have access to infinite potential wives so she should be thankful for what she has in you already
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:38 |
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I mean, for 600 bucks she’s probably so full that she’s gonna poop if you press on her in any direction, so you should probably let her sweat it out and pounce her after she’s done taking a poo poo.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:42 |
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has anyone said "maa waiife" in a borat voice yet?
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:43 |
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im da wife in da op
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:54 |
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Gasmask posted:im da wife in da op condolences for picking a dud partner
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:57 |
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kntfkr posted:you weren't supposed to say anything I snuck on to the wives only forums and found leaked documents
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 22:43 |
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I'm no longer allowed to play war thunder
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 22:43 |
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Found video of OP and wife having a discussion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnI-D_se44M
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 22:47 |
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The real reason I bought the Pendleton Fleece blanket.
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 23:28 |
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😂
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 23:36 |
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Bitch I don't sleep on the couch I sleep on the motherfuckin floor It actually helps with muscle knots You aint gettin snuggles
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:14 |
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my wife -borat
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:29 |
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protodependency posted:Bitch I don't sleep on the couch I wish to join you and claim these unused snuggles.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:31 |
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numberoneposter posted:my wife -borat lmfao :lol; nice bro
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:32 |
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Mr. Crow posted:did you try showing her the pigs balls? You should show her the pig balls on valentines day!!
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:34 |
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Xenocides posted:I wish to join you and claim these unused snuggles. Okay
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:36 |
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even grown rear end goons sleeping on couches and floors smdh
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:38 |
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i sleep upside down and cannot be killed by conventional weapons
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:40 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:I mean - if your relationship is at the point you're not in the same bed, why not just make yourself a second bedroom with a real bed instead of this weird charade where you have one bedroom you let everyone else think you both use and then you spend every night uncomfortable on the couch Growing up I had a friend that's parents lived in side-by-side houses. Well, side-by-side mansions. They said it was because they disagreed on decorating tastes. Anyways, turnings out he was just having a bunch of affairs.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:02 |
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Shant snuggle
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:03 |
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Three Olives posted:Growing up I had a friend that's parents lived in side-by-side houses. Well, side-by-side mansions. They said it was because they disagreed on decorating tastes. I think you will find it was beautiful polyamory.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:06 |
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Xenocides posted:I think you will find it was beautiful polyamory. my poly cul-de-sac, or polysac
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:08 |
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The Dregs posted:Nice place though. Hope you get it in the divorce He won't.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:26 |
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numberoneposter posted:my wife -borat i like to divorce MY WIFE /
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:30 |
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Three Olives posted:Well, side-by-side mansions.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 02:18 |
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I love 3O can't resist sneaking in a lil point about how rich he is any time he can, despite not even having a dad that cares about him lol
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